Derby Trail Forums

Derby Trail Forums (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/index.php)
-   Esoteric Central (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=8)
-   -   OH Speeding Ticket controversy for me!!! (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22810)

Mortimer 05-28-2008 09:57 AM

Murdering Bahstahd!!

Mortimer 05-28-2008 09:57 AM

Would you like to meet the Mastah?


Mastah would like to meet you...HOLYMAN!

ArlJim78 05-28-2008 09:59 AM

sounds like racial profiling to me. i'd fight it.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 09:59 AM

Look at me.








Now look at you.











Now look at me.





















Now look at you.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArlJim78
sounds like racial profiling to me. i'd fight it.


SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH.

paisjpq 05-28-2008 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
Sir, because he has zero proof, and I have a prestine record. That alone will get me at maximum a fine. And when he doesn't show up, it costs me nothing and I get a day off of work.

COME ON FRIDAY COURT DATE :)


couple things....first, in traffic court nobody cares about proof, the police officer is considered a professional witness in the eyes of the law and his word will carry more weight than yours.
second....don't they give officers a mandatory day in court in illinois like most other states? they get paid to be there so there isn't any chance of a no-show.
third...it's pristine, and how will a clean record get you a maximum fine?
as I understand it, as long as the radar gun is calibrated before each shift (and they document that it has been) they don't have to show you sh*t....I've seen my fair share of traffic court.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
couple things....first, in traffic court nobody cares about proof, the police officer is considered a professional witness in the eyes of the law and his word will carry more weight than yours.
second....don't they give officers a mandatory day in court in illinois like most other states? they get paid to be there so there isn't any chance of a no-show.
third...it's pristine, and how will a clean record get you a maximum fine?
as I understand it, as long as the radar gun is calibrated before each shift (and they document that it has been) they don't have to show you sh*t....I've seen my fair share of traffic court.


^^^ Bonnie Parker.




:rolleyes:

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:03 AM

Who knows the words to Scrooges ..I Don't Know Anything?

paisjpq 05-28-2008 10:03 AM

:rolleyes:

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
:rolleyes:


^^^ Runs sen-sen in the old moonshine hills of Kentucky.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:05 AM

Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky seems appropriate here.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:06 AM

What was Clyde Barrow's brothers name?








Wheel.


A-HAHAHAHA

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:08 AM

What was Mozart's grade in high school music?








D minor.


A-............................oh well.

Scav 05-28-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
couple things....first, in traffic court nobody cares about proof, the police officer is considered a professional witness in the eyes of the law and his word will carry more weight than yours.
second....don't they give officers a mandatory day in court in illinois like most other states? they get paid to be there so there isn't any chance of a no-show.
third...it's pristine, and how will a clean record get you a maximum fine?
as I understand it, as long as the radar gun is calibrated before each shift (and they document that it has been) they don't have to show you sh*t....I've seen my fair share of traffic court.

I don't know in regards to mandatory court dates.....Because of my record, I might just get a fine, and it won't go on my record, I should have stated, at the maximum, a fine....

Just gonna go to court and see what happens, state my case "He was going the other way in the other lane, and happened to get me on radar, and when asked to see radar gun, it was 'already cleared'.

At the very least, I get a conviction and my insurance goes up a little bit, or I get nothing, and it takes an hour or two, and I take the rest of the day off....

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:10 AM

Isn't it true..MR. Scavanatah ...that you are an irrevocable,spontaneous,invertebrate,congruant































BIG LIAH!!!!?





ISN'TTHATTRUE???

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
I don't know in regards to mandatory court dates.....Because of my record, I might just get a fine, and it won't go on my record, I should have stated, at the maximum, a fine....

Just gonna go to court and see what happens, state my case "He was going the other way in the other lane, and happened to get me on radar, and when asked to see radar gun, it was 'already cleared'.

At the very least, I get a conviction and my insurance goes up a little bit, or I get nothing, and it takes an hour or two, and I take the rest of the day off....


^^^ Idiots Guide To How To Hang One'sSelf Azz.

paisjpq 05-28-2008 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
I don't know in regards to mandatory court dates.....Because of my record, I might just get a fine, and it won't go on my record, I should have stated, at the maximum, a fine....

Just gonna go to court and see what happens, state my case "He was going the other way in the other lane, and happened to get me on radar, and when asked to see radar gun, it was 'already cleared'.

At the very least, I get a conviction and my insurance goes up a little bit, or I get nothing, and it takes an hour or two, and I take the rest of the day off....


good luck.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:12 AM

Ms. Parker would answer you ,but she has 48 bullet holes in her and ,in fact, has been dead for quite sometime.

GBBob 05-28-2008 10:13 AM

Scavs arriving in court

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1q7mjoxHzm4

Mortimer 05-28-2008 10:13 AM

I stand corrected.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:17 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.