The use is a little too good there.

You remember where we left off at my Dinner with Thebby?


Let's pick it up from where I thudded:










Thebby then says---she says......Morty baby!!.....give it to me now!


Uh.....uh........................I don't know what to do.I replied.







WHAT!!??





I said...........I don't know what to do ....now. My Predator training manual was eaten by squirrels at the very point we are--- now. And so------I'm just sayin'.....I don't know what to do!





Boy did she get mad!












She sent her filthy animals on me and they chased me out of the house.



I heard her calling Hossy on her cell.













I laughed.





He doesn't know what to do either.

Who does Mortimer? Who does....























As an aside....














I just got back from Saratoga, and upon my return, was greeted by a gopher.. or ground hog.. (or weasel even perhaps?) in my garage!!!









Imagine my shock!
















Imagine ITS' shock!
















I think its' visit is connected inexorably to Thebby's birthday........

ror!!





!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

thank you for all of the interesting b-day tributes....I'm behooved.

That's it?????








:mad:

Perhaps my Top 4 list needs rethinking.

:confused:











Whudya expect? Roses and Baby Ruth?





Ya poach a Lil Ricky song and shove it into Thebby... I mean shove Thebby into it... and think you're gonna make her melt?





Tsk, tsk, tsk...





Ya better make with i-am-byk pen-tam-eater... and I mean NOW! Chop chop...





Ya got less than 10 hours to pen an Eaux'd to Thebby.... and win her heart....




Or I'm gonna dart ya!

You have about 30 times the courage I do.







But about the dart----is that a promise?

I grok it a good idea to leave on Thebby's birthday.




In a way---she has birthed me.....and now she expires me.

:mad:

:mad:

Fucl<in'-aye.




:mad:

Is that what you really want? To break Thebby's heart on her birthday...

You're like Michael Corleone... volunteeering for the Marines with them Japs bombing Pearl Harbor... on Pop's birthday no less!

"They didn't it know was Pop's birthday..."

Shut up Freddo...




You're a Predator... Act like one! Get to work!!!


A po-em!!!


A po-em that will make the heavens weap!!










Or at least burp...

Oh my God.



















ror!











The thing is..I don't think she quite feels that way.


Plus the way my lucks going both of her parents are teachers.

Lawyers.

r u serious?










God I ......................I mean layers are ok.