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Cajungator26 05-29-2008 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Me neither.


I don't think anything is in your head.

So now you've decided to start thinking too? This should be a thread for the ages. Get out of my garden ... I am busy getting rid of the buckeye weeds so that there isn't any cover for the imposter prey to hide.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
So now you've decided to start thinking too? This should be a thread for the ages. Get out of my garden ... I am busy getting rid of the buckeye weeds so that there isn't any cover for the imposter prey to hide.

Uh...YOUR garden???




This is FGF Annies garden.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:09 PM

You dough-dough....


..you are prey!

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You dough-dough....


..you are prey!

YOU are the prey. Gators eat wolf puppies for snacks.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:10 PM

Realizing that............





...she runs off.

Whimpering.






Knowing how close she came to being ripped and shredded...and left for the night crew.

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uh...YOUR garden???




This is FGF Annies garden.

Then she'd better come and stake her claim on it. :D

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
YOU are the prey. Gators eat wolf puppies for snacks.

GOD!!



Are you still here?





You're lucky have I satiated my innate call to kill today.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Then she'd better come and stake her claim on it. :D




She already whizzed on the flora.

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
GOD!!



Are you still here?





You're lucky have satiated by innate call to kill today.

I am leaving now. I've been darted.


























































































Goodnight, dear wolf.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:14 PM

Good night...fat butt elephant.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
YOU are the prey. Gators eat wolf puppies for snacks.


Gators out of water are like ghosts in the daylight.


It just don't work.

Mortimer 05-30-2008 09:10 AM

The Secret Garden will be undergoing bush whacking today.


I think it's clear certain people should not enter until tomorrow.

Mortimer 05-30-2008 12:38 PM

Hmmmm.



I sniff fresh croc kill in the air.







I wonder if PF FlyerFan has laid a trap for me?

I ain't buyin' it...it's a set up.


;)

FGFan 05-30-2008 01:09 PM

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Yooo-Hoooo Morty,

I didn't realize this was my garden......behooved sir.....:o

But since you have been a busy bee and bush whacked I think I'll do a little planting.




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Mortimer 05-30-2008 01:27 PM

!!!!





This place is becoming dangerous even to Predators.

:mad:

FGFan 05-30-2008 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Hmmmm.

I sniff fresh croc kill in the air.

I wonder if PF FlyerFan has laid a trap for me?

I ain't buyin' it...it's a set up.


;)

Mortimer D. Avery Smartman Foxworthy......

I am not happy about the demise of the gator !!!!!!!!!

We need the gator here to clean up all that prey you keep spitting out without even chewing, otherwise it will be very smelly and messy.

You must resurrect the gator and get her back here pronto !!!
Or we will be forced to join forces and lay hidden traps even you will not find.

I also hear rumors about a very big nose that would help sniff out prey (j/k cajun).....:p

Mortimer 05-30-2008 01:56 PM

Phooey.




Oh all right...I'll put the shredded pieces parts into the Magic Croc Pot and speak the word......BLECH!

That will bring her back.



















Happy?



she's not kidding....caj

FGFan 05-30-2008 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Phooey.

Oh all right...I'll put the shredded pieces parts into the Magic Croc Pot and speak the word......BLECH!
That will bring her back.

Happy?



she's not kidding....caj

Yes!!!!

Just hanging around waiting for visitors.

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:eek:
Notmytype says he is coming here around 7, does he really think we won't pounce....hahahahahaha.....
Actuallly I don't think I'll be gardening at that time so it is up to you and the gator.

notyep59 05-30-2008 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
Yes!!!!

Just hanging around waiting for visitors.

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:eek:
Notmytype says he is coming here around 7, does he really think we won't pounce....hahahahahaha.....
Actuallly I don't think I'll be gardening at that time so it is up to you and the gator.

you seemed so non-predator-like to me fg, maybe i was wrong. pounce away.

Mortimer 05-30-2008 05:54 PM

Ham sandwiches for EVERYBODY!!


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