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2 Dollar Bill 02-28-2008 09:47 AM

Why cant they add a third day...for all the Geldings ???
:p

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Why cant they add a third day...for all the Geldings ???
:p

Perfect!

We need a name for that day.....

Hmmm, must ponder.

You have one?

2 Dollar Bill 02-28-2008 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Will they be painted pink?

Well for the ladies day... it would be nice !

2 Dollar Bill 02-28-2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Perfect!

We need a name for that day.....

Hmmm, must ponder.

You have one?

Since Atlantic City ..used to have the ""Matchmaker ""....
BTW.. not sure if a gelding ever won that..

The ""I wish I had it back"" stakes ?

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Well for the ladies day... it would be nice !

Yes because we're stupid and silly and the pretty pink saddleclothes will attrack so many women to the sport. :rolleyes:

Maybe they all can wear pretty hats too.

Now for Men's Day, do they all wear manly-man masks or what?

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Since Atlantic City ..used to have the ""Matchmaker ""....
BTW.. not sure if a gelding ever won that..

The ""I wish I had it back"" stakes ?

Nice! :D

2 Dollar Bill 02-28-2008 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Yes because we're stupid and silly and the pretty pink saddleclothes will attrack so many women to the sport. :rolleyes:

Maybe they all can wear pretty hats too.

Now for Men's Day, do they all wear manly-man masks or what?

The BC is a classic event.... Of course "black tie"" , tuxs, & top hat !!!

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
The BC is a classic event.... Of course "black tie"" , tuxs, & top hat !!!

Aaaah, I love that! :D

2 Dollar Bill 02-28-2008 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !

And just think AFTER the race... the kids could ride them as part of the
Breeders Cup Fan Zone !!!!

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
And just think AFTER the race... the kids could ride them as part of the
Breeders Cup Fan Zone !!!!

Shouldn't they have to win that honor though?

I don't know, maybe a pop quiz?

Easy questions like how many times has Fallon been arrested, name Freddy Fong's winners (all three of them!), etc.

2 Dollar Bill 02-28-2008 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Shouldn't they have to win that honor though?

I don't know, maybe a pop quiz?

Easy questions like how many times has Fallon been arrested, name Freddy Fong's winners (all three of them!), etc.

Remember the Kids have to race against Pat V. [ if California lifts his ban]

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Remember the Kids have to race against Pat V. [ if California lifts his ban]

Okay why not have a race that includes all the banned or disgraced jocks as well?

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Remember the Kids have to race against Pat V. [ if California lifts his ban]

Forgot to ask... do they have to shave?

MaTH716 02-28-2008 10:25 AM

Have it at a racetrack that has polytrack!



Oh wait......

ForestofWonders 02-28-2008 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.

With Lavender saddle cloths

Antitrust32 02-28-2008 03:48 PM

have a 2 furlong "speed walk" where the horses are not allowed to even get into a trot.

Antitrust32 02-28-2008 04:00 PM

Open up the "Ladies Classic" to allow colts and geldings.

AeWingnut 02-28-2008 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Have it at a racetrack that has polytrack!



Oh wait......


most excellent


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