I have not officially announced as I am too busy disconnecting the wiretaps already on my phone from the Freedom Fries Act, but I will be opposing Cannon..I mean Cannon Shell in the upcoming DT Election

can a brotha get a job?

I get the babysitting job again.

There is always one post a day on here that makes me laugh outloud-thanks!

You have initials in your name, of course you can. We are the party of inclusion.

Plus we can knock out 18 after lunch every day. I will not over campaign

the more I think about it...I may be the independent candidate.

All voting will be placed simply on looks.








































GPK wins in a landslide:cool:

i believe in supporting the cash cow of your state as i think your constituents would agree given the economics it plays in your state.

i think you would agree it wouldn't look good if you couldn't carry your own state in the election.

unlike your neighbor to the north i don't want to see a rise in unemployment in ky. unemployment=no income=forclosure=leaving thier pets behind to fend for themselves after they vacate thier homes.

as a good tree hugging-owl protecting dem i care about everbody even the animals, so i'm looking out for everyone as best i can.

i believe in no kids left behind therfore for every pack i smoke, the state taxes i'm paying now should be putting a child thru school-just doing my part because i believe our best resource is education

What do you expect from a golf pro....

Fired

the first thing as commish that i would mandate is a Polycarbonate glass shield around the top of both dugouts to protect the scantly clad cheerleaders as they cheer and dance on those dugouts to give that home team and the fans the motivation they need for there team to win. if its good enuff for the marlins why isn't good enuff for the rest of the teams? right?only difference then the marlins is it would be continuous not just between innings

i was thinking denmark, but i like your idea MUCH better!!!

Congrats Z.

The overlap in duties seems
perfect. You can just slip right
into either of those positions.

Have I missed something?

Scuds is far too biased to actually go to Turkey. We will make him our ambassador to the UN so he can straighten everyone out.

Bigs may get a cushy gig, ambassador to Switzerland maybe?

AJ and Bob can be considered when they concede because we want to show our bipartisan side.

Ambassador to Sweden

Save this, we may use it in the future...

You will be Secretary of Education if you promise to actually watch the games...

Scavs is the favorite for Secretary of Transportation.

dunbar economic adviser runs the fed



horse racing will be the national pastime..base ball named ..that other sport


all us residents will be given a adw bonus of 15k at the new year.. moneys provided by cutting the congress pay ..if you blow it.. you will be shipped to turkey. the new white house will reside in saratoga ny..

NOW WE ARE TALKING CHUCK!!!:cool:

note to myself: smoke more

I do.
I just cant see them.

Been workn on the braille
anyhow. I plan to work
closely with Stevie Wonder.
Got the head oscillations down.