Whooooa there pahdnah!



It ain't that good.

Well, I WAS. But then someone started in with the "were you really at Fair Grounds" nonsense, and I was like, "Damn, maybe I'm NOT Justin Dew."

I guess there is no explanation for this thread. It wil have to go down as one of life's great mysteries. Like the role of the NTRA.

I'm with Morty on this train.. "This is Me" was the "Original" stickied thread and is the longest running on the Forum. It is one of the cornerstones of DT.. On the Derby Trail 'Mt. Rushmore' as it were. A living history of the origins of the membership base...

Well put.. I Just wish the real Justin Dew had said it..

JustinDew is Kaiser Soze

LOL!

As Pope I now decree:

Justin Dew thinks he is Justin Dew.

I yam am what a yam --- Popeye

I am sorry Mr. Dew. Just had to clear things up. Had some other weird things going on with posters misidentifying themselves. You need to call your mom and dad and make sure they too know you are Dustin Jew... oops Justin Dew.

Sorry for the excitement folks. False alarm. But nonetheless amusing... and I am sure a relief that Mr. Dew knows who he is.

my bad... as they say on the blacktop.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And to make matters worse, The Sopranos ending sucked.

You are right, please pardon my blasphemy. I got a little carried away. I'll put the over/under at 150 posts.

What the hell?

LOL

I had the pleasure of meeting Justin Dew on Saturday at Calder





























and he is definitely Mortimerdexterfoxworthy




!!

Wow dude... that's just weird.

But thanks for sharing, I laughed.

On that note....

...bedtime.

I was just kidding. Calder was fun, summit of speed will be soon right?

well, my monday will go much better now knowing that justin is still justin, and that socks don't just go on feet....


i'll never touch a sock not my own again!!

If you all think this thread is strange...........consider how weird it must be for me given the fact that I am the REAL Justin Dew.
Remember those Tiger Woods ads from a few years ago with all of those people saying "I am Tiger Woods."
Now I know how he felt.

I can't deal.

Nipsey Russell has chosen Justing Dew number 3.
Peggy Cass has chosen Justin Dew number 1.
Orson Bean has chosen Justing Dew number 3.
And Kitty Carlisle has chosen Justin Dew number 2.

Will the real Justin Dew please stand up.....

Am I the only one who is starting to suspect that this guy "Kasept" is not actually Steve Byk?

This is a very weird thread.
How does OUR smokin Joe Talamo fit in here?
Ok Justin I've met Joe, are you really him, if so then I am really confused. Or is Joe Justin.
Justin, you really are takin a beating here, good for you that you have a good sense of humor, now more than 15 people know who you are.

I thought our long national nightmare was over.

Here's the truth...

Joe Talamo does not exist in a physical sense. He is more of an idea. He is an abstract thought, created in my mind.

At the same time, Justin Dew does not really exist either. Yes, I am Justin Dew, but only to the extent that my mind can maintain a sense of consciousness regarding myself, even though I don't exist.

Let me put it another way. Let's say the NTRA is walking in the woods, and a tree falls on it's head, rendering it useless. Would anyone care? Would anyone notice?

Same concept.