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Rudeboyelvis 12-07-2010 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 731598)

It is time....

Gotta steam clean the parking lot this weekend.



















Hired a company to do it (mah personal company)

















Marking up tha job 500%



















and paying a half a dozen meth heads from New Port Richey pennies on the dollar to do the job.











I'll be at Tampa
























:$::$::$:















Welcome to AMERICA!!!! VICTORY!!!

Rudeboyelvis 12-07-2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 731600)
The police may finally be on to me.



I dressed up in a spiffy suit today and barged in on an important meeting of republican anda democratic leaders more shameful then the sheep bahing at each other in the Hypocrtical Room.


Took them by complete surprise.

I shoved my briefcase into the fat body of the rep. party chairman and said,"Hey! Hold this a second.I have to whizz.Be right back."



It was actually a satchel charge set to go off 3 minutes into the future.

Woked good...bit I left my biz card in the lobby

Dumb..

Jus saw this on CNBCNN...so far looks like you got away with it....







I'd hide











Go to New Port Richey - STAT

Rudeboyelvis 12-07-2010 09:49 PM

I know people there..... you can escape the police and the winter at the same time...winnah-winnah :tro:

Rudeboyelvis 12-07-2010 10:12 PM

Going to bed - gotta a parking lot to enforce in the AM.... DO NOT come to Clearwater and expect an easy time...Ah take mah shiz seriously... I don't care if ah know you from the intarweb - you are going down bitches.....

clyde 12-07-2010 11:10 PM

Fine work.

I fell sleep. Mr. Excitement---don't feel sa hot but love giving out false codes.

Oh look---here's one now:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0

clyde 12-07-2010 11:22 PM

Stirring song...ain't it?

I was inspired by another tune and it made me seek this one out.





By the way---I know you are all fucl<ing with me.

It's kinda obvious.

clyde 12-08-2010 12:14 PM

Good Whateverthefucl<itis ,SportyFans.




I am under the influence of peace and therefor shan't hack anyone to death.....for at least a few minutes.


And I have horsies to ponder..before I sleep.

And I have horsies to ponder..before I sleep.

Arletta 12-08-2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 731738)
Good Whateverthefucl<itis ,SportyFans.




I am under the influence of peace and therefor shan't hack anyone to death.....for at least a few minutes.


And I have horsies to ponder..before I sleep.

And I have horsies to ponder..before I sleep.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEjOucdyWIE

:)

clyde 12-08-2010 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 731752)

O=:>






THANK YOU SSSSSSSSSSSO MUCH!!



Will now fly with the angels, again.

clyde 12-08-2010 12:51 PM

And another one more time.





I would llllove to eat salmon patties to this.

clyde 12-08-2010 12:57 PM

One advanatge I have over many of you is you cannot hear this tune at night, when it's dark, and see the lit up winter scene......and the snow fairies I build with me eye into the scene.




It may not seem like much,but it is.

clyde 12-08-2010 01:10 PM

Of course ,there's always the one that "nya's-nya's" because of all the snow pounding we have taken.

Arletta 12-08-2010 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 731771)
Of course ,there's always the one that "nya's-nya's" because of all the snow pounding we have taken.


I wouldn't mind it if I lived here.



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clyde 12-08-2010 01:38 PM

God, neither would I.Throws a whole different look on it all.



Steak n' Shake and Waterway doesn't really do it for me.

clyde 12-08-2010 02:22 PM

Actaully...that looks like Nag Chaumpa smells.



And thaat reminds me to brave the arctic weather and head for Kent;and all it's throw back mysticism.....that always come back.




Plus....at the 43 bridge, my old place has been bulldozed for a convinient store.


Sacrilege.

Arletta 12-08-2010 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 731738)
Good Whateverthefucl<itis ,SportyFans.




I am under the influence of peace and therefor shan't hack anyone to death.....for at least a few minutes.


And I have horsies to ponder..before I sleep.

And I have horsies to ponder..before I sleep.

$5.60 :)

clyde 12-08-2010 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 731814)
$5.60 :)

That is very,very much a good thing.




I wish I could have done it, but the last 2 trips up there really have me behind.


So though I loathe myself, at the same time---it is yet another sign leading to something very good.



Congratulations on a pick very well picked.

clyde 12-08-2010 05:34 PM

God.....you really owe me now.

( this was to God)

clyde 12-08-2010 05:54 PM

I have to mention I did get the Chaumpa and it burns to that Chrsitmas song so very well.

It was really fun driving through the winter scenes....best of all was Aurora Farms where the stores are made like you would imagine Santa'sVillage to look.Quiet....no doorknobs,kumquats,nincompoops,idiot sticks ...not even an imbecile holder.


This girl who manages the laundramat told me to come here for cheap aromas that do the same job as the expensive ones.





I remember so well as she is one of them I frighten so.




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She came up to me as I was flingng clothes into the dryer from 20 feet; I love that game.

"Excuse me, but what are you wearing?"

She meant the aroma scent.



I proceeded to describe my entire clothing ensemble I had chosen for this momentous event.





She gave me what I know recgonize as .."The Look."



It's one of almost crying;yet smiling at the same time.

It says....."Oh no! Are you doing this to me again? nnnnnoooo!"








Anyhoo---I told her the truth and she proceeded to yak about all things aromatic and that's how I wound up in Santa's Village.



But, right now...the smells and sounds ....are really hard to beat.

.

clyde 12-08-2010 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 731752)


HEY!!



THE SnowKids!!

clyde 12-08-2010 08:13 PM

Know what else I have been doing the past 2 weeks?



Giving out Nestley's Crunch Bars to all the 18 to 22 year old kids who work at Marc's.

Just the itty-bitty ones...I think you get 10 for 99 cents.Hershey don't make those..that they sell here anyway.

Every day.

They really like them and are now disappointed when I don't make it there. It's for all the abuse the kids take from stupid cutomers who think everyone working at a store is there for them to take things out on and/or feel powerful.



I don't deserve it, but I feel like Santa Claus.

You should see their eyes light up when they see the candy!!

Perhaps some of you do this,too.If not, you should.Just those of you who can.



And I already know too many of you are those abusive customers.

So fucl< you.

clyde 12-08-2010 09:01 PM

DREAMS is one of those songs you can dance to all by yourself....don't ya thank?



Talk about eurhythmic.....aye?

clyde 12-08-2010 09:03 PM

OK,so...everyone play it and now dance by yourself.




You must do this thing.

You too,Stevie.

clyde 12-08-2010 09:04 PM

OK,Arletta.


Stop dancing.





:D

clyde 12-08-2010 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729591)
Pig List:


Muffy-Poo

Mud

Nevada Dave

Mr.Whirlpool

Blecho Frams

Frenzy


quiet!!


oinkman


Tommy No Booze

Peter Slug

asu rothstein


Satan's Fin

Dumbinger

The Quack Man


Browns 34...P.A.T.'S 14 Brady

KeithThing









PiggyList udate

Sightseek 12-08-2010 09:48 PM

Your cards await....

CATHAY PACIFIC HONG KONG MILE
1 PACO BOY
2 ABLE ONE
3 FELLOWSHIP
4 BEAUTY FLASH
5 DREAM EATER
6 A SHIN FORWARD
7 GOOD BA BA
8 SIGHT WINNER
9 THUMBS UP
10 CHATER WAY
11 BEETHOVEN
12 ROYAL BENCH
13 RAJSAMAN
14 SAHPRESA

Arletta 12-08-2010 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 731926)
HEY!!



THE SnowKids!!

:)

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=14224

clyde 12-08-2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 731996)



whoa!!!!

















!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

clyde 12-08-2010 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 731989)
Your cards await....

CATHAY PACIFIC HONG KONG MILE
1 PACO BOY
2 ABLE ONE
3 FELLOWSHIP
4 BEAUTY FLASH
5 DREAM EATER
6 A SHIN FORWARD
7 GOOD BA BA
8 SIGHT WINNER
9 THUMBS UP
10 CHATER WAY
11 BEETHOVEN
12 ROYAL BENCH
13 RAJSAMAN
14 SAHPRESA



Thank you sssssssso much!




Of course, need a little time to see how this race will be run.

But not that much.

clyde 12-08-2010 10:44 PM

Thank you ,FriendSighty.Also...thanks for wearing that EasyBake Paul Bunyon 2 times too big Nightgown





CATHAY VACAY PARTAY PATTAYCAKE HONG KONG MILE


(it's a mile long, don't ya know)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0







1 PACO BOY

Name reminds me of the schwantz DerbyBoy...plus he's from BlechoFarms.








crink-el!




trash can




2 ABLE ONE


I think we'll disable 2



=:>






crinkle...



trash can








3 FELLOWSHIP


There is no fellowship in horsey racing






crinkle...


trash can






4 BEAUTY FLASH




keepah-keepah!!





5 DREAM EATER

oh mine GOT!!!!




sick!!





crinkle...


trash can








6 A SHIN FORWARD

What =5 gets when trying to eat Sighty's toes.



ha-ha!!






crinkle...


trash can








7 GOOD BA BA

Nooooo, Bad BA BA








crinkle...





trash can




















8 SIGHT WINNER




keepah-keepah!!









9 THUMBS UP


Ya baby!!








crinkle...



trash can








10 CHATER WAY


what the fucl< does that mean?





:zz:






crinkle...



trash can


















11 BEETHOVEN



Wrong one.







crinkle...



trash can








12 ROYAL BENCH


Hate roylaty













whiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!












13 RAJSAMAN

Oh go fucl< yerself






crinkle...



trash can









14 SAHPRESA



sawpresser?




ah dunno







crinkle......



trash can





















SightWinner
to win


BeautyFlash to place.......8/4 e-boxanatah

clyde 12-09-2010 11:51 AM

SportyFans....






get lost.

clyde 12-09-2010 11:57 AM

I'm headed for NoAdvantage.

notyep59 12-09-2010 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 732106)
I'm headed for NoAdvantage.

PLEASE.

DON'T.

GO.



you are my hero and i, for one, don't believe the rumors that you are the "hand" to their "glove".

clyde 12-09-2010 01:16 PM

I have returned from NoAdvantage.





NT,if you mean NA.......rock beats paper over there ,so much for that.

clyde 12-09-2010 01:26 PM

I think Sighty is upset because I didn't pick Fucl<oBoy to win the CATHAY VACAY PARTAY.




She's right...she's a thoroughbred.

touchy-touchy

clyde 12-09-2010 01:27 PM

She must look like QualityToad when she "don't wanna."

clyde 12-09-2010 01:30 PM

Uncly just made OneMoreKnicktory.






spit!!

clyde 12-09-2010 01:32 PM

I have made 2 more noodle films.






Yes.







One is about Gooey...picking up from her kitchen scene.It goes to DREAMS and it's really good!

Will show it later.

clyde 12-09-2010 01:36 PM

OK...other than the noodle film I have run out of things to do again.



So someone give me something else to do.

And don't say "like what?"

clyde 12-09-2010 01:38 PM

I mean...my oh my ,perish the thought I should be allowed in the smart threads where True Swine and their horsey can go there any old time they want.


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