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Rupert Pupkin 12-07-2009 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I think he may have tons of money also now that you mention it...


dont get me wrong here either.. I have nothing against hot waitresses....


(not that Tigers selections are necessarilly hot)

I think they are all pretty hot with the exception of the one at Perkins.

alysheba4 12-07-2009 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Gander
I dont think its the actual sex he is addicted to. Its more the art of manipulating people and being in control, feeling entitled to do whatever he wants. No moral conscience at all. Sounds like a sociopath to me. This is much more about the ego and the power, the manipulating than it is the sex. This is one sick guy and I am sorry I ever rooted for him. Some role model to young kids. What a complete fraud.

.......what??? join the real world.

Bigsmc 12-07-2009 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Wasn't there someone around here who had that same sort of infatuation with waitresses like Tiger? :rolleyes:

Thus, your avatar, The Waitress Slayers.

Scav 12-07-2009 03:30 PM

Tiger just didn't listen to my rulebook about the slaying ways

Rupert Pupkin 12-07-2009 04:05 PM

Tiger's wife has reportedly moved out, at least temporarily. When it looked like there were only 1 or 2 affairs, I thought there was a great chance that Tiger could save his marriage. At this point, I would guess that there is less than a 50% chance of him saving the marriage.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...wife-moves-out

Coach Pants 12-07-2009 04:26 PM

This thread will be the biggest thread in nerdy trail history if it turns out he has HIV.

Just imagine the marketing possibilites...Tiger AND Magic.

randallscott35 12-07-2009 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
This thread will be the biggest thread in nerdy trail history if it turns out he has HIV.

Just imagine the marketing possibilites...Tiger AND Magic.

For the wife's sake I hope that's not true. Not for Tiger's.

Coach Pants 12-07-2009 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
For the wife's sake I hope that's not true. Not for Tiger's.

Well they probably both use Valtrex. If the number is up to 10, and some of them are doozies, then they are both infected with something.

gales0678 12-07-2009 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
What? A HO or a bitch?


you ain't a ho , never will be

herkhorse 12-07-2009 08:07 PM

poor choice of words?


Associated Press

WELLINGTON, New Zealand -- Tiger Woods' caddie said Saturday he supports his boss while the world's No. 1 golfer copes with allegations of extramarital affairs.

Steve Williams has been Woods' caddie the last 10 years. He refused to discuss Woods' private life, although he said the golfer had confided in him.

"That's what friends are for," he told the New Zealand Herald. "You support them through good and bad. It's like marriage, really."

Williams also told the newspaper he expected to carry Woods' bag in San Diego the last week in January.

He said Woods called to say he was withdrawing from the Chevron World Challenge in California because of injuries from a Nov. 27 car crash.

Williams was to have driven in a dirt track car race at Te Marua, north of Wellington, on Saturday night but withdrew because of engine trouble.

randallscott35 12-07-2009 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse
poor choice of words?


Associated Press

WELLINGTON, New Zealand -- Tiger Woods' caddie said Saturday he supports his boss while the world's No. 1 golfer copes with allegations of extramarital affairs.

Steve Williams has been Woods' caddie the last 10 years. He refused to discuss Woods' private life, although he said the golfer had confided in him.

"That's what friends are for," he told the New Zealand Herald. "You support them through good and bad. It's like marriage, really."

Williams also told the newspaper he expected to carry Woods' bag in San Diego the last week in January.

He said Woods called to say he was withdrawing from the Chevron World Challenge in California because of injuries from a Nov. 27 car crash.

Williams was to have driven in a dirt track car race at Te Marua, north of Wellington, on Saturday night but withdrew because of engine trouble.

What's he gonna say?

randallscott35 12-07-2009 08:39 PM

Remember how alcohol was not involved?

http://www.nj.com/golf/index.ssf/200...ger_woods.html

Bigsmc 12-07-2009 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Remember how alcohol was not involved?

http://www.nj.com/golf/index.ssf/200...ger_woods.html

How can it not be? Sober people don't lay down in the road and snore after running their SUV into a hydrant and tree.

randallscott35 12-07-2009 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
How can it not be? Sober people don't lay down in the road and snore after running their SUV into a hydrant and tree.

Non-billionaires get a DUI test I'd say as well.

Danzig 12-07-2009 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
How can it not be? Sober people don't lay down in the road and snore after running their SUV into a hydrant and tree.


hell, maybe he's just worn out from too many u-turns under the sheets. he obviously doesn't sleep while in bed.

Sightseek 12-07-2009 09:14 PM

!!!

This is the Diner chick who is reportedly the one who had the kinkiest sex with him:

http://image3.examiner.com/images/bl...y_lawton_2.jpg

“He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex,” she told the paper.

randallscott35 12-07-2009 09:21 PM

It's a stunning contrast to the squeaky-clean image Woods cultivated at the insistence of his father, Earl Woods, Jr. Before he passed away in 2006, Earl Woods compared his son to Ghandi.


http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/sp...-78737192.html

MaTH716 12-07-2009 09:36 PM



Pulled up, vanned off.

Sightseek 12-07-2009 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Pulled up, vanned off.

!!!!

:tro:

timmgirvan 12-07-2009 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
How can it not be? Sober people don't lay down in the road and snore after running their SUV into a hydrant and tree.

Ambien and booze will get you snoring really quick!


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