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clyde 12-02-2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 729719)
I'm not a NoAdvantage fan.... It's like all of the tools that killed the Del Mar Fruit Club showed up and turned it into an even larger pile of steaming goat puke.












Pigs love goat puke..... It's the main reason they're kept around.








But ah digress...... Nerdy Trail fella thru and thru.... Except for the occasional deviation to horseplop.... John Frank is Army




Oh boy.




Glad you can recognize a false code....that's NoAdvantage,the very model for a false code.

Rudeboyelvis 12-02-2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729716)
Honula will hate you; she will put you in a lesbian headlock.




au contraire, my amigo.... that is a win-win in anyone's book.

clyde 12-02-2010 07:15 PM

Oh, another point of interest from my interesting life.


I summarily resigned from the Hikers Meet Up deal.I paid due accolades to the few I liked and mentioned how Mr. Bangs and his associate,Miss 30 Photos of Myself, have been hot after my behind since they darted me off their group and made 2 others do the same.The did the 4th earlier this AM....so it was just a matter of time anyway.


I'm sure the brave man will be after me since I insulted not just him, but his wife as well.














No he won't!!

They're pigs!

clyde 12-02-2010 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 729722)
au contraire, my amigo.... that is a win-win in anyone's book.

It was fun...just didn't want you to have any.




=:>

Rudeboyelvis 12-02-2010 07:19 PM

ror!!!












































BOGART!! :mad::mad:

clyde 12-02-2010 07:19 PM

She has really nice loins,too!!

Rudeboyelvis 12-02-2010 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729725)
Oh, another point of interest from my interesting life.


I summarily resigned from the Hikers Meet Up deal.I paid due accolades to the few I liked and mentioned how Mr. Bangs and his associate,Miss 30 Photos of Myself, have been hot after my behind since they darted me off their group and made 2 others do the same.The did the 4th earlier this AM....so it was just a matter of time anyway.


I'm sure the brave man will be after me since I insulted not just him, but his wife as well.














No he won't!!

They're pigs!

Mud has no guts

clyde 12-02-2010 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 729730)
Mud has no guts


spit!!

clyde 12-02-2010 07:40 PM

Ralphy...don't tell me you have become a FetchBoy.

clyde 12-02-2010 07:42 PM

Break time.




And no one's at he door...better see who it isn't.

clyde 12-02-2010 08:36 PM

Rudy, you and Uncly are not A,B,C'ers....as well as Gooey and Sighty.



This is a very good thing as I would never try to B anyone.

And Mr. Bangs is trying to get me to stay at the Hiking club.

Something isn't right;I sniff a trap.

Rudeboyelvis 12-02-2010 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729762)
Rudy, you and Uncly are not A,B,C'ers....as well as Gooey and Sighty.



This is a very good thing as I would never try to B anyone.

And Mr. Bangs is trying to get me to stay at the Hiking club.

Something isn't right;I sniff a trap.

I believe this to be a good thing..... Though not sure whatinthefuc1< we are talklin' 'bout.

As long as me, Sighty, Gooey and Uncly are in the same club, Ahm theyah! :{>::{>::{>:



Mr. Bangs sounds lahk nuthin but trouble - stay away.


Hiking Club..... REALLY sounds desperate. I have no idea what possible appeal walking has.....





































I mean.....






































ya know....as a pastime...







































ta make a club about.....









































walking.....






























































It's.....WALKING for Cripessakes!!!


Ya gotta get outta theyah.... Theyah makin' ya think crazy.....Cleverland is no place for a dead man.... You gotta GO MAN....GO!!!!

clyde 12-02-2010 08:53 PM

eauxh!!!!



A#1 doublplusgood tag line!!




And thanks for setting me straight.

I have no idea why I joined that mess....I can hike circles around them and besides, it's something you can do all by yourself.

And then 2 miles into it---wonder why you are.

Rudeboyelvis 12-02-2010 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729771)
eauxh!!!!



A#1 doublplusgood tag line!!




And thanks for setting me straight.

I have no idea why I joined that mess....I can hike circles around them and besides, it's something you can do all by yourself.

And then 2 miles into it---wonder why you are.

Tha tag line is mucha mor bettah -plus it has the panache to spread the victory message outside of here to the masses
wiyhout being too over done.






















It's a keepah.














Now to the mattah at hand...... Walking. Or as you fancypants Yankees like to refer to it - Hiking.:zz:























You cannot effectively plan a mission without a defined destination. And walking two miles into the middle of nowhere to see a particular grouping of trees IS NOT a destination.























It is a stumbled upon happenstance that some pig fell into once when it was lost and attempts to regain composure by trying in vain to convince a bunch of followers that it has a cool new thing that no one else thought of.







Then the pig starts a company and sells fancy "Hiking" shoes, fancy pants, fancy hiking hats, fancy GPS'....et. al..... You get it.










You know how I "Hike"?






























I park a half a mile away from the MartyWal so that the filthy, unwashed troglodytes that inhabit my fair city DO NOT get ANYWHERE near my car.

































And I HIKE to the front door. In flipflops.





































That how ah roll. :cool:

clyde 12-02-2010 11:02 PM

Rudy, that was A#1 stuff.




Not to worry...would never dweeb out by trying to "look the part."

I am out of there.

The guy is still trying to get me to join the Paranormal Meet Up Group because he knows I lllove haunted houses.I told him ,yes---so true,but I don't want to join up with the insane in order to do it.



Would imagine that may rattle their cages just an itty bitty.

But am good at cage rattling.

geeker2 12-03-2010 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729739)
Ralphy...don't tell me you have become a FetchBoy.

No Sir !!

I fetch for no one but




























Muffy-Poo

Mud

Nevada Dave

Mr.Whirlpool

Blecho Frams

Frenzy


quiet!!


oinkman


Tommy No Booze

Peter Slug

asu rothstein

Printheth Chlorine

Satan's Fin

Dumbinger

The Quack Man



Oh and RudyRudyRudy

Antitrust32 12-03-2010 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 729694)
Nice Wuffie-poo Uncly!

Here is my terrorist, Toga.... named for.... ummm... yeah... that place:

how cute!! and a GREAT name!! I bet our dogs would have a blast chasing each other around.

and clyde - bugsy def loves to "fight" and do tugs of war.

I decided to take him on a couple weeks ago.. bruises all up and down my arms!

Sightseek 12-03-2010 09:57 AM

I just got a friend request on facebook from COLE NORMAN. :zz:

FGFan 12-03-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 729832)
No Sir !!

I fetch for no one but




























Muffy-Poo

Mud

Nevada Dave

Mr.Whirlpool

Blecho Frams

Frenzy


quiet!!


oinkman


Tommy No Booze

Peter Slug

asu rothstein

Printheth Chlorine

Satan's Fin

Dumbinger

The Quack Man



Oh and RudyRudyRudy



Gee thanks Ralph, fetch cats are very useful and resourceful.


So hey can you fetch me some of that long awaited Zenyaddadaddadadda swag you've long promised but Ah never got?:p:D
She's having a retirement party ya know!!!

FGFan 12-03-2010 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 729855)
I just got a friend request on facebook from COLE NORMAN. :zz:

:eek:
:D

You should become faceybook friends could be interesting!!!

FGFan 12-03-2010 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 729694)
Nice Wuffie-poo Uncly!

Here is my terrorist, Toga.... named for.... ummm... yeah... that place:


Ohhh, he's a cutie pie too Rudy!!!!

Is this a current pic?

FGFan 12-03-2010 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729718)
How about this one:


Frenzy Lies....cajun Frenchy Fries----they lie aaaaaaall the way down.




What do you think??


Oh yeah are we singing Christmas carols already?

OK I got one...not really christmas but working up to that.


Cloddy Cries and wastes your times and then he SQUEALS, and SQUEALS and SQUEALS more Boo-hoo!!!:p


btw...that shriveled up, old man, senility again, now you're mixing up geography. I'm not in cajun country, I'm in creole world...the land of the mojo and gris-gris, but no gris-gris for you!!!

FGFan 12-03-2010 11:15 AM

Oh yeah, Hey Cloddy I forgot.......


before you go and die

can you



fix my refrigerator for me like you said you would, even though it's ended badly...I'm crying about it as I type...


TSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss!!!:D:p

geeker2 12-03-2010 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 729855)
I just got a friend request on facebook from COLE NORMAN. :zz:

Maybe he has heard how you are like an IceRoad Trucker and needs your services !!

clyde 12-03-2010 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 729832)
No Sir !!

I fetch for no one but


























Muffy-Poo

Mud

Nevada Dave

Mr.Whirlpool

Blecho Frams

Frenzy


quiet!!


oinkman


Tommy No Booze

Peter Slug

asu rothstein

Printheth Chlorine

Satan's Fin

Dumbinger

The Quack Man



Oh and RudyRudyRudy





!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

geeker2 12-03-2010 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 729871)
Oh yeah, Hey Cloddy I forgot.......


before you go and die

can you



fix my refrigerator for me like you said you would, even though it's ended badly...I'm crying about it as I type...


TSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss!!!:D:p



Want me to fetch you a new one ?

ror....errr I mean ror

clyde 12-03-2010 12:02 PM

Cage rattling.....I still got it.

Sightseek 12-03-2010 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 729866)
Gee thanks Ralph, fetch cats are very useful and resourceful.


So hey can you fetch me some of that long awaited Zenyaddadaddadadda swag you've long promised but Ah never got?:p:D
She's having a retirement party ya know!!!

This reminds me that I still have to mail you the Zen3'd DVD I got at the Breeders Cup! :o

Sightseek 12-03-2010 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 729882)
Maybe he has heard how you are like an IceRoad Trucker and needs your services !!

From looking at his friend list, I gather he asks several younger woman to be his friend....

We better alert DrugS, he is moving in on his lady, Molly Jo Rosen. Who do you think would fight dirtier for their gal?!

FGFan 12-03-2010 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 729882)
Maybe he has heard how you are like an IceRoad Trucker and needs your services !!


:eek:
:D

:p
:tro:

FGFan 12-03-2010 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 729887)
Want me to fetch you a new one ?

ror....errr I mean ror


Yes please, see how useful fetch cats are.....:{>:

FGFan 12-03-2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 729893)
This reminds me that I still have to mail you the Zen3'd DVD I got at the Breeders Cup! :o


Yes please!!!

See Ralph, she's not even a fetch cat and still gets me Zenyaddadaddadda swag!!!

You better get to Hollywoody for me!!!

FGFan 12-03-2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 729895)
From looking at his friend list, I gather he asks several younger woman to be his friend....

We better alert DrugS, he is moving in on his lady, Molly Jo Rosen. Who do you think would fight dirtier for their gal?!


DrugS, no contest...:p

Sightseek 12-03-2010 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 729902)
DrugS, no contest...:p

:tro: I was thinking the same.

Cole may try to run him over with a car, but DrugS would come after him with a dirty sock.

FGFan 12-03-2010 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 729906)
:tro: I was thinking the same.

Cole may try to run him over with a car, but DrugS would come after him with a dirty sock.

:D

But really that visual is uh....:eek::wf

Sightseek 12-03-2010 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 729910)
:D

But really that visual is uh....:eek::wf

Well....I didn't say you had to actually picture DrugS in the act of dirtying that sock! :eek:






































THUD!

FGFan 12-03-2010 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 729912)
Well....I didn't say you had to actually picture DrugS in the act of dirtying that sock!






































THUD!

:D
:wf:wf:wf

clyde 12-03-2010 01:40 PM

That OMV may prove harder to come by than I thought.




But it's still there;still waiting to be found.

It's like that keystone without which---everything falls apart.

How many more come and goes before it's found,only the search organizer knows.

clyde 12-03-2010 02:35 PM

Lettuce get back on track and not forget:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Hqo...61609C&index=1

clyde 12-04-2010 01:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmVVx...eature=related


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