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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

He should just come out and say,

"I'm not a Tiger, I'm a Dog. But I'm still in the top few greatest golfers to have ever lived so take me or leave me, I really dont care. Sorry Elin for being a pig, but maybe you should have put out more or at least been nice to me since I give you everything you want except orgasms. I dont need sponsers I already have more money than most countries do. Peace out I'm gonna go focus on Majors and some top class Ho's".

The honesty would be very refreshing, but I'm guessing you won't be hearing anything resembling that statement during Tiger's next press conference.

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Originally Posted by letswastemoney

Men don't care about a woman's social status. A man will marry have sex with a homeless girl if she looked hot.

Very true, letswastemoney

Pretty much all about hottness for me

In particular, a pretty face, nice skin, thin waist, and well-shaped, firm buttocks are of utmost importance

Breast size, hair color and length, height, race, etc. are of lesser importance as long as the chick has satisfactorily met the above criteria.

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

He should just come out and say,

"I'm not a Tiger, I'm a Dog. But I'm still in the top few greatest golfers to have ever lived so take me or leave me, I really dont care. Sorry Elin for being a pig, but maybe you should have put out more or at least been nice to me since I give you everything you want except orgasms. I dont need sponsers I already have more money than most countries do. Peace out I'm gonna go focus on Majors and some top class Ho's".

a guy having this many girls on the line most likely is the one with the problem-i doubt in this case it's the wife's fault-altho on many occasions you know that if the guy was kept happy at home, he wouldn't look elsewhere. but evidently tiger didn't just want gold trophies.

The body count has reached 10 so far.

Way to go Tiger - you're the Man of the Year. :rolleyes:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...Cz3gNQID31c4lN

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Originally Posted by Smooth Operator

LOL. You must spend a lot of time jerking off.

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

LOL. You must spend a lot of time jerking off.

lol :tro: :tro:

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

LOL. You must spend a lot of time jerking off.

lol!

:tro: :tro:

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Originally Posted by Danzig

From what I've heard, she's a real bitch... went from a nanny to a billionare and has a bitch complex and an "i'm better than you" attitude. My source could be completely wrong but.. I know I will get kidded for saying this, but sometimes. what goes around "cums" around.

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Originally Posted by Danzig

lol :tro: :tro:

!!

OMG!

Same thought at the same time! :D

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

that may be so...but that doesn't excuse this guy going around and playing patty cake with everything in a skirt. i don't feel bad for him, or her-but i feel really bad for the two kids.
as for all these 'mistresses'-whether you're cheating with a rich guy or a poor guy, it still speaks volumes about their character as well-or lack thereof.

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Originally Posted by Arletta

!!

OMG!

Same thought at the same time! :D

;)

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Originally Posted by Danzig

that may be so...but that doesn't excuse this guy going around and playing patty cake with everything in a skirt. i don't feel bad for him, or her-but i feel really bad for the two kids.as for all these 'mistresses'-whether you're cheating with a rich guy or a poor guy, it still speaks volumes about their character as well-or lack thereof.

exactly, exactly, and exactly. good post Zig.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI8lJlWsURA

SNL could had done better.

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Originally Posted by MaTH716

The honesty would be very refreshing, but I'm guessing you won't be hearing anything resembling that statement during Tiger's next press conference.

No need to blame dad, Nike is the one who told him to do it.

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

maybe you should have gone down to orlando and loosened her up:eek: :eek:

when you get rich i'm going to remind u to not turn into one:eek: :D

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Originally Posted by MaTH716

I really believe that Tiger's people are going to spin this that he has a real problem. They are going to blame all the stress/pressure he had growing up living up to his fathers expectations and the fact that he really wasn't able to have any kind of real childhood/youth. That led him to the world of alcohol and drugs (which is pure speculation). He will enter a rehab clinic to try to fix his troubles and when he comes out he wants to reconcile with his wife and try to be the father that his children deserve. People are forgiving and eventually some other celebrity/athlete will screw up and everyone will forget about Tiger. It may be 100% BS, but it might buy him sympathy with some people reguarding his endorsements. As far as the golf crowd goes, I still really believe that most of his fans (which are probably older males) couldn't give a damn about his extra activities. We all have all heard stories on golf courses, hell I know they always have knock outs judging those closest to the pin contest when I golf at outings. Personally I dont agree what he has done, but I really couldn't care less. It's none of my buisness.

I agree with you that he's going to come out and say that he has a real problem. However, I don't think he will blame anyone or make any excuses. If he tries to make excuses, it won't go over well. He's just going to have to come out and say: 1. I have a problem. 2. It is solely my fault that I develpoed this problem. 3. I have completely humiliated myself and my family. 4. I apologize to my family and my fans. I have let alot of people down. 5. I apologize to the girls that I had the affairs with. I put them in a bad situation. 6. I'm going to get help and I'm going to make sure that this never happens again.

I think those will basically be the talking points. He's going to have to take full responsibility. If he tries to blame others or make excuses, the apology won't be nearly as effective.

I seem to recall his dad saying something to the effect that the only thing that could negatively impact TW's game was a woman...seems like it might have been around the time he was getting engaged or married to Elin.... this infatuation with waitresses may have been something that goes back a few years

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Originally Posted by gales0678

maybe you should have gone down to orlando and loosened her up:eek: :eek:

when you get rich i'm going to remind u to not turn into one:eek: :D

What? A HO or a bitch?

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave

I seem to recall his dad saying something to the effect that the only thing that could negatively impact TW's game was a woman...seems like it might have been around the time he was getting engaged or married to Elin.... this infatuation with waitresses may have been something that goes back a few years

Wasn't there someone around here who had that same sort of infatuation with waitresses like Tiger? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by MaTH716

Wasn't there someone around here who had that same sort of infatuation with waitresses like Tiger? :rolleyes:

I think he may have tons of money also now that you mention it...

dont get me wrong here either.. I have nothing against hot waitresses....

(not that Tigers selections are necessarilly hot)