Necrophilia...I guess.



It is strange.

Brilliant!

Good Morning ,SportyFans.


The holiday spirit seems to be catching fast and people are going to get killed.For my own safety,I will be limiting my appearances to this Thread of Victory and to the Thread of Rhymes.


I might stop by the Touchy Touchy Room where gamblers bet and get angry about something whether they win or lose.

I guess Mud didn't like what I said so he ran to Stevie and now you can add another room locked off to me.

That's just swell because late last night I was notified I had been darted off my 4th Meet Up Group...no reason given.


That's because there was no dartable reason----I just don't mix well with fucl<faces.


I really hate the large majority of people.




Most of them are just pigs shutting out anything threatening their perpetual slopping.

Domestic pigs.


Little do they know they're headed to slaughter.

Oh,speaking of pigs.....Stevie----why don't you tell the newest serving of boingy tailed breading stuffers to try and keep the shameful dupa kissy-poos to private ?

Also, perhaps the oinking herd could just keep it to fucl< face book or even tweet themselves to death.



Of course I don't contribute insomniatic money to the cause and so...maybe this is where the root of the problem gnaws.


All the same; the swirling Eddy's and Vegas Rookies like Nevada Dave and the dirt bathers like Mud can all join a piggie meet up group and snort it up in their very own gossip sty.







But I do wish them all a very Phony Merry Christmas as I am quite shore they wish everyone.



Feel free to dart me...I'm only going to die again anyways.

A#1 doubleplusgood fine work.

Piggies....you reap what you sewy.



The truth hurts only when it embarrasses you and your confined little swine groups of gay yacht club friends pretending to enjoy those"magnificent animals."






Gosh...was I raving?

I'm so sorry.

Just one more thing.


Let us not ever forget what the pig,Naploleon, did too that poor horsey in Animal Farm.




That may frame things in a more succint way.







Now back to our regularly scheduled Victory seek.

Pig List:


Muffy-Poo

Mud

Nevada Dave

Mr.Whirlpool

Blecho Frams

Frenzy


quiet!!


oinkman


Tommy No Booze

Peter Slug

asu rothstein

Printheth Chlorine

Satan's Fin

Dumbinger

The Quack Man







The above are known pigs.

More coming as their squeals remind me who they are.

but most of all....pigs have no fucl<in' guts

I am not reading any fan mail.




If it's of any benefit..I would dart me.

Really I would.



Because when I return later there will be additions to the pig list.

I hate pigs.

Had to add 2 more now.



Was fun.

Satan's Fin is a good man Clyde. I've done some gambling / drinking / eating with him!

soooooooo Clyde


what do ya think about The Bugsdabugs?

A-HA-HA-HA.

My poor wittle feelings are just so hurt you had fun adding me to your list.:p


You know that more than anyone here I know all about who and what you really are.

After all I did spend all those endless hours listening to you blather and boo-hoo-hoo about your sad, little life until my ears were burning and I thought my head would explode. Actually I think it did explode a few times.

Yet still you kept ringy dinging to tell me of all you unhappiness and woe, if I didn't answer you just kept ringy dinging until I did. It was mind boggling how persistent you were, now that I think about it pesty is a better word.

But unlike you I have a real life, not an internet turrets life. However, I do have my boundaries, again unlike you, that I know when someone was a very, very good friend to me, out of their way friend to me and I would never betray them like you did.

I know you know that I'm not true swine your just so....:mad: and :o

I know you don't subscribe to the prevailing theory that if A,B and C are Bud Boardies----I mean ,oh never mind---and if A suddenly doesn't like C, then B can't like C.


So he's still a pig.

Some day you may print the truth,but I doubt it.





You're just a smelly old snatch to me now.

Yiou have me on that one,Uncly.


What are those?

No that I know...I give him 10 pies.


I have conversed with his ilk through partially opened car windows.I find them wonderful wuffies.

:D:D

You can't use what I told you on me and think it bothers me, and it only works if a girl says that to a girl, I told you that. But you forgot dirty...that old timers disease again huh.


Pathetic, senile, old creature that you are, is your reality still fractured, you know I print the truth.

There's nothing you can say that will bother me so why don't you just give up, oh right, that turrets again.

Carry on....ad infinitum.....

He's my baby..

here's his baby pic:

Attachment 1603

he's got that big pouty black lip (like Coach Pants). I call it his..

oh nevermind.

Uncly he is very,very cute. I have one that looks alot like him.

Now that is one fine looking wuffie.

I admire you very much for your taste.





Which is a really bad use of the term, but I think you get me.

thanks!! his personality is out of this world. he is quite the nincompoop

I got lucky getting him... he was definately bred (tail is chopped off).. but must have gotten lost from his breeder and was a homeless pup. This one lady Tonya, who rescues dogs.. was driving by a trailer park and saw him and another puppy chasing a chicken down the road. She was going to grab the other pup.. but it ran off and my lazy animal waited for her. he was 3 months old then with a big belly full of worms. A co-worker of mine who is friends with Tonya found out about this little cute black bully puppy and the rest, as they say, is history. He turned 3 in August. :)

the picture I posted is very old.. he was only 5 months and about 25 lbs. The link that I posted in the other thread is what he looks more like now... except a little bigger (75 lbs) and muscular.

Chasing...a chicken?

That would be just the ticket to see.

It all sound like a romance novel;glad you got him.He must be a lot of fun...I would love to wrestle with him.Have taken on wuffs up to 65 pounds, so this would be a great challenge.




Winnah get you.


:)

Nice Wuffie-poo Uncly!

Here is my terrorist, Toga.... named for.... ummm... yeah... that place:

Oh geez...what a great tag line.



And I think I could take him,too.

I exist for the benefit of those who are less fortunate.



I exist to spit in the faces of the pigs who want to laugh at them.

yeah....meh...


Got an email from Alan's illegitimate half brother - Charlie Speegish.




Has some nice ideas.... may incorporate some of his work into my brandy spankin' new tag line.

































Alan Speegish is a fuc1<ing pig.

AAAND...anyone who believes there is life on other planets is a complete fool.

!!!!






The is no finer pig.

Same as believing there is life on NoAdvantage.

Here is his first offering... Kinda like it, though I'm not sure it's me:

Honula will hate you; she will put you in a lesbian headlock.



Man, you don't want that.

How about this one:


Frenzy Lies....cajun Frenchy Fries----they lie aaaaaaall the way down.




What do you think??

I'm not a NoAdvantage fan.... It's like all of the tools that killed the Del Mar Fruit Club showed up and turned it into an even larger pile of steaming goat puke.












Pigs love goat puke..... It's the main reason they're kept around.








But ah digress...... Nerdy Trail fella thru and thru.... Except for the occasional deviation to horseplop.... John Frank is Army