My head is spinning.

Just what's this going to take ma'am!!?

Stop picking on Pedigree Ann.

ROR!!



You know I can't help attacking the lame.

I am a predator.



I would like to know what hatched "byalip".

It haunts me.

Ped Ann has a border collie puppy avatar, so it's hands off. I take the BC's very seriously.

As for the lip, I get away with murder, by the skin of my teeth.

Oh all right.....brother.




And nowI get it...you've always been a smart oneCooby.

I should have gotten it.

Uh, Morty...wake up!

There's a thread over in the Paddock that is crying out for some of your shameless double entendres.

It's got a delicious title and should whet your interest: Cotton Balls for NoBiz

Oh God.

Don't get him started. Haha

E-U!!!!

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'???

Are you thinkin' I just got neutered?






WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS THEBBY???

Someone is knocking down the star rating of this thread.



I hope Morty's Merrymakers take note.

Neutered???

Just what kind of balls and whose is Tagg using on NoBiz?

!!!!!!!



OOOOOOOOOO



What happened is I am now blocked from the "adult" forums.

I think I embarrassed them with my fine SA Derby analysis.


Plus Dispencer was defenseless.

We have to watch ourselves around here....but it's a good exercise to see how close to the edge you can get.

Kegel exercises are so overrated.

I think my edge seems to be a lot closer than most.





A LOT!

I cannot defend you all day every day.....I do have another job..

Oh.



And quitting that job never came to mind?


I'm sorry...but this will be my last post here.


I have already made my last post elsewhere.





Nothing will bring me back.

Not even a photo of BuffoonMomyHO with an apple in her mouth.

Note to myself:

It's a shame we can't quote people in our signatures anymore.

I think of quitting every day...
I will see you soon someday...somewhere....
until then...look for me...

Your power is intoxicating.



I feel whole again.

Aw fer the love a mike.


Is there nothing I can type that has to be darted or edited????





Maybe I will go back to leaving.

This is one of the fussiest places I've ever been!

Just behave, Morty! It's not that tough, I promise.

CJ...you and Grits and SS...several others plus the very obvious people....have all been very nice to me.









But if we're down to squishing my posts because spoiled fucl<in' brats like Dispencer and a few other blows jobs in here....BuffoonMommyDearestHO and her friggin' wooden hangers included.......carp about it ....well screw it.






May I say ,CG, I am quite aware of how much popularity I bring to a site.









But it's on my terms.









And this is past due.











Now they can yak amongst themselves about toothaches and workmans comp.......and all those other stupid things.

I caught one of your attack raccoons on its way to my house...now I have a hostage...

Good.



If he picks up Dispencer's scent ( and I am quite confident he will)....steel bars won't stop him.





That's IhateYou you have there...I know 'cause he's missing.






Hes' well named ,too.

well 'I hate you' loves me...I fed him some bon-bons and now he's sleepin on the couch...no dirt basements @ my house.

Great.






One day out of training and he goes moogie-woogie.





I have my paint gun ready for the youbet show.








I already bought a new screen so no trouble there.

somehow I charm wild things...

Perhaps someone can come and get 'ILoveYou' from my house... he's adorable, but he won't leave me alone.

Well Thebby..I know you are assigned to me as my distraction.





I don't feel its fair to you so I will move on and everyone of the cry babies can have their unfetterred patty cake time.

kissy-poo...I will see you soon.

Awww, Morty. :(

Don't make me cry.

Lets get one thing straight old mortykins. You started the crap with me. You were degrading and mean for no other reason than to get your old balls off. Your half azz apology was just that a fake piece of crap. I didn't receive a sincere message from you. Which is why I didn't respond.

Don't act like you give a rat's azz whether you are on this board or not. You came here acting like a troll to people, and you will be treated as such. You got the attention of a few on the board, play with them. Don't bring my name up again.

Well, I'll be damned.

Everyone:

Be Nice.

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Lets get one thing straight old mortykins.

How long has it been for you...you old baracuda?



You started the crap with me.

Yes...I did.

Fairy nymphs in the enchanted forest haven't stopped laughing since.


You were degrading and mean for no other reason than to get your old balls off.

You haven't seen a pair this admirable since your last yard sale scrum at the nut house.




Your half azz apology was just that a fake piece of crap.

Don't give me your inconcarneable sass.You wouldn't recognize fake if it was up your...................


...oh never mind.




I didn't receive a sincere message from you.

PLEASE hold your breath....and clean that filthy bathroom of yours. CLEAN...CLEAN...CLEAN





Which is why I didn't respond.

I knew I was happy there for some reason.





Don't act like you give a rat's azz whether you are on this board or not.

I am now acting like I give a rats azz whether I am on this board or not.




You came here acting like a troll to people,

A poll may well show differently.





and you will be treated as such.

You only control 3 dweebs in here....big deal.




You got the attention of a few on the board, play with them.

Only the beautiful and intellecual are attracted to me.

I think you've done a fair job in completely failing the membership test.



Don't bring

my name up again.



Oh whatever you say

My nose is big too. If Morty would just lend me the 5 grand to fix it, I'll take care of that problem right now.

By the way... do you two realize that it's Good Friday?

CG.....does that mean if I murdered someone last month it's OK?




Please....don't judge lest you be judged.

Hello. I know it is good Friday which is why I must leave for a bit. I have to get some work done.

Professional/big time collegate sports and corporate America know how to suck money out of even the most holiest of holidays....go talk to them.