I think being under the wrong impression is really getting to the heart of the matter!




ror!



Does UnclyTrust have something to do with you..I mean this?


r u fer DEM SHOO Dillinger doesn't know?

Morty will never be more famous
 

There once was a boy named Mort
Who truly enjoyed holding court
As he types in the nude
Eating his lunch of bird food
He waits for his child support.

Now Morty's an only child
Raised by wolves out there in the wild
He's got a poor working bladder
But it's really no matter
His mom had the entire house tiled.

Mort's mother is whole other story
And his birth was rather quite gory
As Morty popped out
The doctor did shout
Who ordered the chicken caccitore?

Now, it has never been easy for Mort
He stunk at both school and sports
Other kids made him squeal
Like a beat baby seal
While he scratched at his genital warts.

In the end, Morty is just a bit sick
And thinks his d1ck is a pogo stick
He's confused why it hurts
He asks what's that stuff that it squirts?
While he bangs his head with a brick.

At times, Morty says he is Forrest Gump
Or perhaps it was some other chump
I am done with this for now
I don't even know how
I wrote this while taking a dump.

I'm at a loss of what I allegedly think you had a part of, but honestly do not care either.

I never did thank you for the hearty laugh I got from your fake PM about how nice it was too meet me.

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Sometimes insanity hides the mind of a maestro.








This work by Yep...BentMahPud certainly underlines how rare an occurence it really is.


=:>

It WAS nice to meet you and that PM wasn't fake. But thanks for being such a bitch right now... what you do to other people is your perogative, but if it's none of anyone else's business, than you probably shouldn't do it in front of everyone else. The fact that you didn't bother to respond to my alleged 'fake' PM only proves my point.

Shame shame on you Cajunatah.

I'm very disappointed in you.




I hope the rumor of who doing what isn't true.

You just want me to come out with it, but it's not my story to tell. :p

Contrary to what Sightseek seems to think, I don't talk shiat about other people behind their back if I wouldn't say it to their face.

CajunCookin' and Spineless JellyFish, I mean Sighty-poo ;)


Calm down my friends!



Edit : I originally used ho's instead of friends... but then i realized i never get any from them so they are just friends :( (I need a little more time to work on cajun)

Discreet (or maybe not so discreet?) Kittypoo is being thrown all over this thread. :eek:

When are you coming back down here, woman?

When the lights, go down, in the city.

Like I said, I don't give a damn, but if you're going to play CattyHO and make a correction over something that was intentional in a post don't be surprised to be fired back upon.

Correction:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This should be resolved, as should all arguments between women, in a mud pit.

CattyHO.








rule-eng un ze flour!!!!




ror!..I did understand the "do" as I used " more morsey".



And UnclyTrustanatah!




Get outta heah you!

ror!

gosh, i thought frightseek was simply implying that you were butting in in the men only poll thread!

women are so catty!

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You couldn't be resolved with a turpentine bath.





Get lost "hit man".









ror!....what a doorknob.

Mr. Semiconductor....




...do you mind?

And where are DillingerHO,DiaperHO,DispencerHO and Snarlin'JimHO at?

Wouldn't jello be a bit more clean?

oh wat a day... nerdy trail made me miss sara togah's second, which I would have won. at outstanding 9/5 odds.

tanks guys.

Sorry, we've all been collaborating on an ode to end all odes for you. :rolleyes:

4 HO's are better than one. :D

Lori: Since when are you a chalk eating weasel? :D 9/5?

Well upon further investigation I have decided you 4 couldn't compose graffiti...much less an ode.

Since the four HO's are reaching critical mess.....before it's too late.....how 'bout 8?








~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!

between all the ho's, fake cat fights and odes to one another in here, we might be able to get this thread to 1000 posts!

have i ever mentioned in here that indian charlie is the best horse of the last 20 years?

SemiconductorHO!




ror!


Beat it!

when I looked at the board, with 10 MTP she was 7-2. I was calling Joey to put some win money on her but he didnt answer. I then tried to grow wings and fly to the windows, that didnt work either.

When she won at 9/5 I wasnt too bothered.. If she would have stayed at 7-2 I may have cried. On that note.. I'm headed to the track to play the last few races. Oh boy, anyone see that awesome maiden race they have listed as the 9th?

That should be the new Esoteric topic explaination on the board index.

Oh boy. I guess we should just toss out Silver Charm, Ghostzapper, Cigar, Sunday Silence, Easy Goer, Unbridled etc, eh? :D

Well sporty fans...this looks as good a time as any to move on...so to speak.




It's been great having me here...I mean being here.


I resign membership and hope my spaces are given to 12 new members.

So long Morty.

You'll be missed.

Indeed he will be.

well, yeah, pretty much!

for a nascar ho, you seem to think pretty clearly!

who will be missed?

what I miss?

you? maybe. maybe not.

I think I missed something......

Mortimer,

Life's to short to be Anti-DrugS