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================================================== = Deborah shall receive a stern spanking for mislabeling: The FOUNTAIN OF EWETH----brought to you by The Pennsylvania Mountain Fellers! 1....JUAN&BINA IN A BOB&JOHN SUIT Back again,aye boys? Crinkle.... trash can 2....BLUEGRASS SINGER Songs even raccoons hate. Crinkle.... trash can 3....FRAGMMENTO Uhm, is deja vu happening here? He failed me last time out;no second chances Crinkle.... trash can 4.... So awful the name,my fingers did not want to type it. VERY bad! Crinkle.... trash can 5....IT'S A SPLIT DECISION ssssssssssssssssso close!! Crink-EL!.... trash can 6....FROSTED TIP Perhaps frosted tips CAN be raced. Keepah! 7....UPSKIRT Deja vu is definitely happening....again. For me,too much cow bell. Crinkle.... trash can 8....DANNY BOY Brother of John Boy. Far too hickish. ....no.... Crinkle.... trash can FROSTED TIP to win. |
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================================================== === Oh my GOD!! "The WHIZZEN STAR" !!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (For that 20 pie work....SightyPooKins gets to stand in front of White Out Biden.) 1....ST. JOE BIDEN snarf!!!! nyyyyyyyyyyoooooow!!!! thud 2....TIZNOT RJ Well then who in God's name tiz it? Really dumb. Crinkle.... trash can 3....MUFF Interesting to see if her and Frosted Tip ever hook up. Other than that.....no. Crinkle.... trash can 4....JS BLECH Well there ya go. Crinkle.... trash can 5....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-JYsF3xHI Nifty,good beat,but..... Brown Sugah couldn't dance to it. Crinkle.... trash can 6....WAR STORY Keepah! 7....HERO OF HUMOR Keepah! 8....KEEN ICE 5th in the Alaskan Derby last time out . Ah don't thank so. Crinkle.... trash can 9....BIG BIG EASY Tits;of NoAdvantage They don't come no easier. whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!! 10....CLY----UPS!!....I mean : INTERNATIONAL STAR YAH-HOO-HOO!!!! KEEPAH - KEEPAH!! 1....INTERNATIONAL STAR 2....WAR STORY 3....HERO OF HUMOR © 2015 Microsoft Terms Privacy & cookies Developers English (United States) |
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================================================== == Special shoot(Canadians....who knew?) oot to Old Wuffie for his fine werg commenting on my fine werg. Or ,werk Whatevah. It was creative and just this side of my own brilliance. Let's do a malfunctioning big ol' squeezy snake right now.I call it a Kink-A-Thon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU This is ooddles of fun too....especially when everyone hates you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyvK9HHVWI What if Led Zeppelin had taken the name ,The Beach Boys....? That would never have worked.Especially wearing those white Levis and stripped shirts. baffert does not understand :The hands of the clock come around twice. But he's getting there. I am now accepting adoration regarding my el perfecto exactanatah for the Whizzen Star.I know it seems so very casual and ordinary as my fine work is almost always perfect.CLYDEFORM! will never fail you;it is YOU, the dumb ass horsey player, who fails CLYDEFORM!! So solly I have not posted much as of late, but I am in deep study for my Graffiti Finals.There are still 3 bridge abutments that need more review. Well ya know.....when one is radioactive,the 5 senses are greatly enhanced.In fact ,to the point of discovering one really has 7 senses.It's pretty special stuff and I do not know how I went so long without behooving my radioactivity.Spoon bending becomes such a drag, levitating becomes a silly prank.Seeing through walls though....now that's a LOT of fun! There are 3 stuffed zebras and a penguin watching over me.They do me well.One thing;DO NOT ever mate a zebra with a penguin....if you as the breeder are radioactive. Don't ask why, just don't do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWNKHi2joJE “Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” ^^^^ Show them your radioactive vampire eyes. kisskiss! hughug!! |
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From ~ Morty :{>:
================================================== == I,ClydeyPooKins....have decided I'll be back to Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy again----and for the next few days.There are shadowy figures tracking my fine dupa and this is meant to shake them off my trail. ANYWAYS!!....I would like to thank THE SightyKins for my trophies(what?....only two??). I missed THE Arletta's roll of the eyes and would to thank her,too( what?....only one?). CLYDEFORM!! is now SQWAUKING and I am delighted to see Sighty has reSQWAUKED hour comment on that Den of Iniquity,Don'tBuy.Another thing about that huge birthday cake in the desert;have they ever been attacked by components of Radical Islam?? AH DON'T THANK SO!!!! Forgive me,Racing Fans....I'm a bit testicly----YOW!----I mean TESTY today as my in home Geiger Counter says I'm reading north of "unsafe only to Supahman" and that I must stay indoors and eat lots of fried Northern Pike until the reading comes down. "Whoever is happy will make others happy too." BARF! "The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have." Aw go fucl< yase'f. "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and it BURNS!!" HA-HA! "He covers the sky with fungus carrying clouds, He supplies the earth with acid rain, and maketh the grass grow long on slippery slopes;and why? Because He loathes you." Delightful!! There may be hope for Fragmmento.Let us not give up on this fine though stupid animal. This is all for today. (Don't say it.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQ8NvteMIE |
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Another from ~ Morty :{>::{>:
================================================== === I really ,really want to thank the worlds only THE Arletta for her pumping heart ( what?....only one??), celebrating the return of my strongest inner person----Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy. Forging ahead:Friends,I return in a quick way here because I found something Drainos, of NoAdvantge,typed....provocative. Now, I actually have learned to like Drainos.He is harmless and makes no never mind about his abusers thoughts. His prime abuser , the one who demurely took the name JC and is perhaps the world's leading blowhard( and by the by....should one who believes one's self to be the second coming be given Hall Monitor status? It's a dead give away the person is practicing secondcomingcraft)----is obviously quite jealous Drainos' noodle make his look like diseased rice. ut oh(TM).....I think I've floated off he trail again. Anyhoo----DRAINOS' WINDY POO KINS THEOREM Wind Force = A x P x Cd x Kz x Gha A = the projected area of the horse (the reference plane) P , Wind pressure (Psf), =.00256 x V^2 (V= wind speed in Mph) Kz, Exposure Coefficient, = [z/33]^(2/7) 1.0 <= Kz < = 2.58 z = Height above average ground to midpoint of the horse in feet. Gh, Gust response factor = .65+.60/(h/33)^(1/7) 1.0 < = Gh <= 1.25 h = Overall height of the horse in feet. Cd = .73 (I am considering adding an additional .05 because of the horse’s legs.) I found the last component....brilliant. The legs are so important. Many forget that. But, what Mahstah Drainos forgets is....what if a particular horsey has an ENORMOUS co.ck? And what if its ENORMITY is magnified by a noodle film vision?? Would this not add considerable drag?? I wish I could ask him directly, but it does provide food for thought for all the Drainos' fans here at NerdyTrail. Hit songs and their lyric writers: Fairway To Heaven----Tiger Woods South To Alaska----Sarah Palin You Fill Up My Senses----Helen Keller You're Having My Baby----Magic Johnson Oh Nome on the Range----The Ekeemo Tabernacle Choir Born in the USA----Barrack Obama Isn't She Lovely----Joe Biden Fool if You Think It's Over----Jeb Bush Cry Me A Rivah----The Warren Commission Stone in Love with You----Collaboration by Muslim males I'm Fourteen-----Monica Lowinski Under the Boardwalk----Bill Clinton I Will Succumb-----Unknown Suicide Bomber Running on Empty----Hillary Clinton Owl Remember You----Hoot Gibson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdKx9O31A0 Good Eve-A-Ning |
Happy Birthday, Morty!
I hope your card comes out on top and your night ends making arm muscles in the mirror! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cISYzA36-ZY |
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================================================== ======= What a colossal welcome back party for me....Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy. I am beautiful. Deborah,you are so right.Arletta has a birthday on Sunday ,March 1.I did notice the throbbing heart you have on for her.Fine choice, by the way....I just didn't know you two were----SAY! How's goes it with the snow up there!? And thank YEW so much,Mr. Old Wuffie.....to Sighty as well.She may like to know my muscles are getting REALLY big! HUGE. I had to add mirrors to the adjoining wall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-X_M1oXXKY I was happened to be at my local underground major poker game last night.They all fear me.I sat at a table about 15 minutes before rip off.Just so I happened I had new business cards made up and snapped one down,smartly----mind you, on the table.Mouths gaped as they gawked at my quarter inch raised letters in-----in Heroin Purple.It titles me as "Poker Whale"....and has a 4 color photo of Moby Dick eating Ahab.The background to my card is the whitest shade of pale. But then the silence was broken by Three Fingered Sandusky Paul.I didn't notice him sit down.I hate his guts.He produced from his suit coat-----his new biz card. It was solid gold. I really,really hate him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk Everything on it was etched in Old English style.It was making me retch....I turned it over. Oh my God. It's a hologram of him fucl<ing Stephanie Carter.His co.ck was ENORMOUS. =:/ I almost lost it. My eye balls went directly to my nose and my lips pursed in a pinch face rage....but I caught myself in time;then I just smiled and said: 'Yes,very nice. Very nice." Then I excused myself,went outside and keyed Sandusky Paul's car. It looked like a road map after I finished. I sent him an invitation for a private dinner at my place.Told him Huey Newton would be there.Also mentioned we might play cards and that if we do ;I hope he keeps his head in the game. I can't wait. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41bEZPo-J4 |
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"Deborah,you are so right.Arletta has a birthday on Sunday ,March 1.I did notice the throbbing heart you have on for her.Fine choice, by the way....I just didn't know you two were----SAY! How's goes it with the snow up there!?"
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Swale-Ready For Rye Palm Beach-Night Prowler Happy Birthday Morty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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A Pastey from ~ Morty
================================================= Hello Dahlings!! MortimerPoo....at your service. Lots of stuff today to cover(sorry,no vacay photos) and I thought it would be pleasant to start off with a lovely tune. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YUMNDHO_E While you enjoy the music,I would like to thank snot face Deb-O-Deb for wishing me a happy birthday and for calling me an ass.SightyKins;you certainly know a well dressed man when you see one.Thank you for the tip, but I ALWAYS wear a raincoat before chopping off a persons head.But thaaaaaanks! BIG T.Y. out also to Brown Sugah for her birthday wishes to me.....I take it that was for all 3 birthdays I enjoy this month of March? Oh I'm sure you did mean it that way. And I would like to take this opportunity to wish a delightful little curmudgeon,THE Arletta, a very fun filled birthday on Sunday.....March 1.That's the same day Chaucer was released by his captors;forgot all the details, but coincidental.He ,by the way, was the author of Canterbury Tails------a really filthy book.So huge high fives to him as well. Daffy Danny thinks JMess is smart. I am actually beginning to visualize Hilary Clinton when I see Daffy Danny's name. Someone kill me. Dave Schwontz has a new software launch!! It's called NO PACE! You know,the guy whose PR photo looks as if he were saying,"Well don't look at me." I wouldn't buy paper clips from him. Speaking of clips:Here's a clip of me and Hack-A-Thack and Flat Liner ( child actors from NoAdvantge) at the poker club.They're always the suckers at the table, but they don't know it. HA! Anyhoo---- he we are discussing the virtues of women: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzz4QtbTu6M And here's one from a few years ago;me breaking up with that social bar fly from NA,Tits.Notice at the start I was drawing up different kind of parting,but she made me so sick I had to cut it off right ricky-ticky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ440xOiyho Well Stevie, Mr. BlackHeart....I'm not dead yet but well on the way.A murderer on death row gets a last meal request filled, but I can't even get a last membership before I die of radiation poisoning.I know I can be a divisive force at times as well as mildly incendiary, but the greats weren't great because they "gave 'em plastic". I'm really feverish over tomorrows races, primarily over the returns of two huge faves:Went The Day Well and Matterhorn.CLYDEFORM!! gives both out as BEST BETS O' THE DAY. NOT,"maybe" or "most likely" or "super filler" or "fourth most likely,IF"....but the very best bets o' the day. Don't you get shut out,Racing Fans. Oh, here's a nice video of me extolling the musical virtues of Phil Collins while directing AbbeyGail and TaylorMarie in a Grifter love scene.Scam Artists make such awful celluloid targets.Although,TaylorMarie kind of moves nicely....don't ya thank? By the way guys.....they gave head. =;> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUQ2bV--0A Oh my,look at that time....tsk tsk tsk. I must zoom;the Ravena Head Shop,The Stinkerbox,is having a donation day.I'm trying to become their largest donor....=;> One final clip. Here's me popping a radiation pill before visiting that nauseating Partridge Family. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBI1VSO7hc kiss-kiss!! |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:{>: |
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The Big Beast is back!
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To Clyde, I present the cards for the Gotham Stakes and the Santa Anita Handicap.
To Morty, I present the cards for the San Felipe Stakes and the Tampa Bay Dirty. |
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================================================== Sighty.....nice card presentation outfit. Hot. Was that a REAL full length burlap gown you wore? It is time for the fine analysis of the Pothum Thtaketh. Brought to you by CLYDEFORM!! 1....DON'T BET YER LIFE ON THIS ONE Sorry, best I could do. But still better than he's going to do. crinkle.... trash can 1A....UNINFLUENCED He's been arrested 5 times for being under the uninfluence.That was by a dyslexic cop. I think his trainer is ,too. Well ya know....this is really a horrible race.Awful,awful names that I really can't do much with here.FarFromOver was supposed to be in the mess,but he's not.His brilliant thinkers are tossing him into the Woody.And if he runs a phooey------well then what? Talk about phooey....I forgot which horsey I'm on. Oh well;no biggie. crinkle.... trash can 1X....BLAME TODD He doesn't know how to train outside of Gulfstream ....oh,I have to whizz. Done. Power of suggestion, I guess. Really burns.If they're going to install a nuclear reactor in me,they could have added the cooling tower.It's like having a tooth drilled without Novocaine. Aw fer **** sakes-----forgot again.I do recall not being one bit impressed,though. crinkle.... trash can 2....COMBAT DIVER Ever see that movie with DiNero?He's a Navy( or "squid") diver.You know, one of those really,really heavily weighted diving outfits.Terrible movie. So no. crinkle.... trash can 3....SASSY SASS I think I know her. Always with the back sass;you can be her boss or her air conditioning repairman or an irate caller.She will bitch you out but good. I kinda like her. But not as a race horsey. She should have been a free loading doe. Shredder time. whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!! 4....ELK ABEIR Elks? They are that hard up in this years Pothum? NO!! crinkle.... trash can 5....LIEUTENANT COLONEL We would call,in the Marines, these guys "light birds".They really hated it,too.We called them such because they were one rank below Colonel, known as a "full bird".Colonel's logos(=:>) are a big ol' birdie while L.C.'s just get a silver oak leaf.Thus the term,"light bird". They're upset and nasty all the time because they are not yet full birds. This one's for them: NYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! !! thud 6....TIZ WHIZZ ROR!! snort!....I'm such a ham sandwich. Everyone knows whizz can't win a horsey race. crinkle.... trash can 7....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c !!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!! I gota million of 'em! crinkle.... trash can 8....TENCENTER Uh oh. A Ten Cents A Ride relative. VERY bad! crink-EL!! trash can 9....HANSEN yah-hoo-hoo!!!! KEEPAH!!!! HANSEN to win the deplorable excuse for a horsey race. |
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================================================== = Just became a part owner with my partner for the exclusive distribution of Pez for the state of New Hampshireshore. Really pumped! Cheers, Lease A Mower Otis ------------------------------------- We also just bought part of the ice maker in the Mickey D's out in Billings ,Montana. LAMO -------------------------------------- Just horsing around here,friends. =:> THE fine analysis of THE SANTA ANITA HANDYBOB!! But bob ain't got no horsey's entered! S.B. and Moreno are VERY happy!! (He knows they're on to him.) 1....MOS' HONO'BURR SO'DFISHY Excuse me while I throw out all my Confucius Say books. and now.... mos' hono'burr crinkle.... trash can 2....DIAMOND BACHELOR Never heard of 'im. Crinkle.... trash can 3....SR. QUISQUEYANODOODAH Oh my God. Crinkle.... trash can 4....DYNAMIC SKY A MUST INCLUDE in yer 5 picks. keepah 5....SHARED BELIEF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBrb0jIR2_8 GIDDYUP WID DAT HAWSEY! KEEAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!! 6....LESSRENO More cow bell. A mild keepah. 7....PSYCHOTICANDLOUD nnnnnnnnnnnnnno Crinkle.... trash can 8....YOUKNOWIKNOWANDITWILLCOSTYOU500BIGONESSOKNOWO NEELSEWILLKNOW Boy do I hate this horsey. BLECH! Crinkle.... trash can 9....CRIMSON GIANT Only a dwarf could like this name. Crinkle.... trash can 10....AT YOUR LEISURE What? Lease a Mower doesn't own a piece? Startling. whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! !! 11....ALUMINUMZO The cheating coward cousin of Califronia Aluminum. =:/ Crinkle.... trash can 12....TAKE A HIKE yay Crinkle.... trash can 13....HARD ACES Should it not be HARD EIGHT? Is someone confusing poker with dice? VICTOR!! That dog don't hunt!! Crinkle.... trash can 1....SHARD BELIEF 2....DYNAMIC SKY 3....MORENO |
A very fine analysis from ~ Morty :{>:
================================================== ========== Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy presents Intriguing Horsey Analysis for the SAN PHILLIPY Horsey Race (brought to you by Clyde's Donuts!!): 1....LORD NELSON Well yew could have called him Half Nelson or yew could have called him Lady Nelson or yew could have called him Ricky Nelson or yew could have called him Full Nelson or yew could have called him Ledges Nelson.....but ya dadn't have ta call him Lord Nelson. Awful. Crinkle.... trash can 2....BLECH BLECH BLECH BLECH!!!! Crinkle.... trash can 3....DUODENUM May baffert go the way of Tuna Helper. Crinkle.... trash can 4....THE Ah fergit. Crinkle.... trash can 5....KEN JIZZSTORM eauxh mine GOT!!!! NO!! Crinkle.... trash can 6....PROSPECT PARK Finally a keepah. 7....POLO VICTOR!!!! They stuck you again!! whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! 8....PULMMARACK Whatthe****isthis!!?? Anyhoo----Dick Van Dyke is unable to ride. He will be replaced by Mr. Arthur Garfunkel crink-EL!!.... trash can 9....PURR SAMPSON Had to get a kitty cat in here. I'm sick of kittty cat avys and horsey references to kitty cats. To like thinkers;this "crinkle....trash can" is for you. crinkle.... trash can. so fun!! 10....THE GOD THREAD AT NA =:> crinkle.... trash can PROSPECT PARK to win and DUODENUM to not. ASIDE:Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy is boycotting anything Tampa Bay.The Facebook take over of the Vegas Vets Room is the spoiler. |
SA Handicap-SHARED BELIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
San Phillipee-Ouchie Ouchie Ouchie Batman's Gotham City-Lt. Colonel The Clydevivor Boycotted Tampa Bay Derby-Ocean Knight GP Handicap-Valid |
Santa Anita Handicap ~ #5 Shared Belief
Tampa Bay Derby ~ #2 Ocean Knight Gotham ~ #5 Lt. Colonel San Felipe~ #6 Prospect Park |
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