From Morty:

Uh,BeefHerky----you are not innocent when you dream.

Congrats to Herkie who I guess won again today (?).

Or did PayDa cause he didn't post picks?

Confused. :confused:

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I may or may not have won, but the bats are certainly in the belfry.

I will update contest later tonight. In the meantime, here is Morty's fine Derby selections:

This is updated,but I'd still want it recognized that I did not like the Big Bunny.Thank you.

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CLYDEFORM!! presents.....


Fine Horsey Analysis for the CURRENT RUNNING of the KENTUCKY 20 HORSEY
SQUAMISH!!



Come, let us go do this thing:






1. Vicar's In Trouble

Was there ever a bettah named horsey?


I think not.

I don't mean the horse "not".

I mean there was not a bettah named horsey.



crinkle....


trash can





2. Harry's Holiday

He will like this gate as he likes to run like the dickens.

Think "dyslexic" finish here.


No way.


crinkle....


trash can






3. Clunkle Sigh

blech!!


crunkle....


trash can






4. Danza

I think he won a Tony.

Very nice horsey.


nnnnnyyyyyooooow!!



thud






5. California Aluminum

eauxh!!.....He is sssso bee-yoo-deeful!!!!

so pretty !


Give me a stinking break already;he's a Maggie horsey.



whiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!






6. The Rat

vomit


crinkle....


trash can






7. We Miss 19th Place

But it will be close


crinkle....


trash can






8. General A Rod

I really like this fine animal.

Just like 4 others an itty bitty bettah.


Hate to do it, but....


crinkle....


trash can






9. Vinceremos

What his last race showed is that he is not a poly horsey....and that's
all.Those looking for that unlikely horsey that hits the super every year are
looking at Commanding Curve-----and he's the wrong one.

He has the style;he has the smile( as a result of his wonderful assistance given
to those less fortunate).



KEEPAH!!






10. Wildcat Red

DEWD!!!!


KEEPAH!!






11. The Big Bunny

A Baffert animal.

I am ,however, very happy Baffert did not murder him.

**** Baffert.....not the horsey.


crinkle....


trash can






12. Dance With Fate


=:>




KEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!!!!






13. Chitu

Another .....youknowwho.



crinkle....


trash can






14. PebbleCount

No poly;no runny



crinkle....


trash can






15. Tapiture

Once my fave.

But he hosed me last time out,but good.


It's the way I am.



crinkle....


trash can






16. Intense Holiday

BABY!!



KEEPAH!!






17. Commanding Curve

I also really like this horsey and it's hard not to keep him.He reminds of
Deb-O-Deb's tsssssssssss! body.


But I must apply my handicapping skills and say.....


5th place.






18. Candy Boy

snarf!!


What a friggin' sissy.



crinkle....


trash can






19. Ride On Curlin


Still only 10 cents.

What a bargain.



crinkle....


trash can






20. Picked Wrong

For those he did.


....uh,no....



crinkle....


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21....Pablo Full Monte

yay


crink-EL!....


trash can





1....DANCE WITH FATE
2....INTENSE HOLIDAY
3....WILDCAT RED
4....VENCEREMOS

Deb O Deb please tell Clyde that was funny and ah laughed and wanted to know if he thought that up back at breadquarters or what.

... and tell Herkie not to post wordlings from songs by singers who make my ears bleeeeeeed.

I AM NOW DEAF.

(... thus, the screaming).

Morty reads but can only post thru me.


Saturday Races:
Pick 1 horse in each race.
Kentucky Derby-pick 1 horse plus 3 for exotics

$0



FRIDAY TOTAL=$53.60

Oh I get it!!!

Kinda like you are Prof. Quirinus Quirrell and Morty is Lord Voldemort! :D

$19.40 $8.40 $5.60


FRIDAY TOTAL: $105.20

$4.00 $2.80



FRIDAY TOTAL: $49.20

FRIDAY TOTAL=$29.00

FRIDAY TOTAL: $56.40

FRIDAY TOTAL=$30.20

You could have scored higher if photos of your "advanced tool" had appeared. Just sayin'

$0



FRIDAY TOTAL:$82.40

deb o deb and herk o herk are neck and neck






























thud






















maybe morty can get a temporary reprieve

$4.00 $2.80



FRIDAY TOTAL:$66.60

My Harry Potter knowledge is limited.:o I know the Voldemort guy was the evil dude but who was Quirrell???


HEY! VoldeMORTY!!!:D

You seem to be a neck in front for for now but we're entering the stretch and the closers will be coming!!!

Mr Herk O Herk will be required to pass a Wizz test if he wins.


Herk O Herk-$105.20
Me O Me-$82.40
Arletta O Arletta-$66.60
MM O SC-$56.40
VoldeMORTY-$53.60
SightyPooKins-$49.20
Old Dog O-$30.20
Casp O 555-$29.00

VoldeMORTY's Saturday Picks:


Probably very apparent that I named a horsey in here for each one of the ladies playing:

The Debonatah
Arletta
SightyPooKins
BrownSugah
BeefHerky


R1....4,VictoryColors
R2....5,Demander
R3....8,ATouchOfPoetry
R4....1,AbundantlyClear
R5....7,Thundergram
R6....7,ReadySignal
R7....1,StreetGirl
R8....1,Cleburne
R9....8,FallingSky
R10..9,Skyring
R11..12,DanceWithFate----10,WildcatRed----16,IntenseHolday----9,Vinceremos
R12..8,ShutUpBogs
R13..5,AwesomeSky

From VoldeMORTY:


intermission



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scg6cqa-CYY

My Saturday picks:

1.#5 Professor Trek (I think Uhura could take Mary Ann)
2. #3 Sheikinator :mad:
3. #7 Ranger Regiment
4. #5 Night Song
5. #2 Twang (the rejected astronauts oj)
6, #7 Ready Signal
7. #8 Midnight Lucky
8. #1 Cleburne
9. #11 Shakin It Up
10. #4 Admiral Kitten
11. General a Rod, Wildcat Red, Intense Holiday, Ride on Curlin
12. #6 Positively
13. #7 For Goodness Sake

Well now, it didn't do me much good, did it!

yet

fine work, but can you loan me a dime?


anyhoo here are my fine pics for Sat.


race 1 #6 Prosecution
race2 #2 Ship to Shore
race 3 #10 Boss Gone
race 4 #2 Faerie Queen
race 5 #6 Johnmack Daddy
race 6 #2 Coffee Clique
race 7 #1 Street Girl
race 8 #6 Craftsman
race 9 #5 Quiet Force
race10 #8 Finnegans Wake
race 11 #15 Tapiture, with 16,4,19
race12 #7 Bulldozer
race 13 #1 Party Time

may the force be with you

http://youtu.be/xzNeFYcIIc4

R1 - 6 Prosecution
R2 - 3 Sheikinator
R3 - 10 Boss Gone
R4 - 2 Faerie Queene
R5 - 9 Jessica's Star
R6 - 6 I'm Already Sexy
R7 - 8 Midnight Lucky
R8 - 8 Storming Inti
R9 - 2 Clearly Now
R10 - 1 Wise Dan
R11 - 20 Wicked Strong, 4, 15, 3 :eek:
R12 - 9 Captain Genius
R13 - 2 C J's Awesome

Race 2 #3, sheikinator is my alternate due to scratch

After contemplating my advanced tool all morning, here's what I came up with:

1 #3 Nick's Pick
2 - #7 Rockford
3 - #9 Coastal Moon
4 - #5 Night Song
5 - #10 Bitters 'n Bourbon
6 - #9 Centre Court
7 - #8 Midnight Lucky
8 - #9 General Jack
9 - #9 Central Banker
10 - #1 Wise Dan
11 - #4 Danza, #12 Dance With Fate, #20 Wicked Strong
12 - #3 Slan Abhaile
13 - #1 Party Time!

R1 ~ #3 Niks Pick
R2 ~ #7 Rockford
R3 ~ #4 Swift Humor
R4 ~ #10 Kyriaki
R5 ~ #1 Watery Moon
R6 ~ #9 Centre Court
R7 ~ #8 Midnight Lucky
R8 ~ #5 Global View
R9 ~ #4 Sahara Sky
R10 ~ #1 Wise Man
R11 ~ #4 Danza, 14 Medal Ct., 16 Inyense Hol., 20 Wicked Strong
R12 ~ #9 Captain Genius
R13 ~ #1 PARTY TIME!!

GLA!

Congrats to everyone doing well and everyone who is not. Hooray!!!

Aaah. I see HP lessons are in order!

This can wait till later. :D
You might wanna remind he-who-shall-not-be-named-with-bread that this poor guy is trained - and I use that term loosly - by Casse who I don't think could train a placemat to stay on a table.

R1 - Ah missed it!

R2 - Unstoppable Colby

R3 - Ranger Regiment

R4 - Flashy Gal

R5 - Sultry Cat

R6 - Absolute Crackers

R7 - Judy the Beauty

R8 - Craftsman

R9 - Falling Sky

R10 - No one beats Dan

R11 - California Chrome / with Ride On Curlin, Candy Boy and Dance With Fate

R12 - Bull Dozer

R13 - Rocket Time

:D

:mad:

Awww I'm sorry boo boo. :{>: :D

A message from you know who:

Thank you Mom for all of your exemplary work here.



I would like to place an erection upon MyMissDoorKnob.

Oh my God.

I mean......I would like to place an objection upon that person.


She has spooked my selection of AwesomeSky and I wish to change that selection.I am not hard to please;I only seek fairness.If you could just make my new selection for that race "the field",why.....that would be great.

I notice BeefHerky posted a swell song and wants me to loan him a dime.Would you give him this as my reply?---- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ZhPhJV7PU


I see SightyPoo picked 20,4,15,3 and Cardvark.Is Cardvark in this derby race????

Old Wuffie,I think, is flogging the dolphin before the races.Should it not be after the race? Or maybe,snort!....AT The Races! I am so amusing.

Hasp wished everyone good luck.That is an infraction and bad clydesmanship.

Arletta has a become a Chromester.This is very disappointing.I feel all California Aluminum fans should be sent to the same place GratefulBread fans now hang out;FireIsland.


Mom, as you know.....my vet,Dr. LoriPooKins, said the only way my life can be saved is for someone to pet my pud in the Berkshire mountains.It's an old Himalayan remedy.Would you mind? I can be there forthwith.

In closing,it is my fervent hope that DanceWithFate wins today.I wish to say ;this is the strongest ZC I have ever conpussied.

That don't look right.

I think I meant concocted.

Doesn't matter.....but it is. If DancceWithFate does not win----I will go on a Hunt&Kill.The targets will be that low down duo of i-net space wasters and unconscionable Chromesters-----DummyJones and SecretClientGirl over at NoAdvantage.


I love everyone here and hope they all lose today.

Great job today Herk.. I think at this point, we are all running for 2nd place. If someone can pass you up at this point I will be very surprised.
I am sure you will have a swell time enjoying your swag. Please do tell us "Who Is Baffert" and what the surprise was inside the basket :D

Someone please send the messenger pigeons to Clydee to let him know that today is Tapiture's Birthday.

Please! I am busy cleaning my bathroom whilst drinking sombreros. (I decided to hold off on the painting for obvious reasons). I shall point this out to him.:D



I just checked and Herk O Herk has picked the birthday boy to win so..................
If he wins Herky will sing to him while wizzing.

Ahem. From DooDah to Wuffie? What is this madness?:zz:

This thing . . . my advanced tool . . . it would appear that some think that it is what it is not. It would also appear that its luck has run out. Some say that its kind should be pointed UP for luck, others say DOWN. I might have it wrong.

Whatevah. Good luck, herkie! (There, that ought to do the trick)

His Lordship's Response:



EQUIPMENT CHANGE FOR THE DERBY:



Tapiture will be running with ear muffs on;and first time Tums.