bruins or caps tomorrow?

:rolleyes:

What about Presque Isle?

This is Presque Isle ...



It was once owned by one of the worlds richest men at the time -- and Algeria Stud was on Presque Isle. Rayon Dor, the leading thoroughbred sire of 1889 stood stud here. European Champions have stood here...Belmont Stakes winners and top horses foaled here.

It's the most beautiful land we have here. It's now a state park and it's on one side of Erie... the casino Presque Isle Downs is on the opposite side of Erie and it was built right next to a landfill.


No Mexicans at either place.

No idea. Everyone deserves a 19th chance.

Caps seem to choke in the playoffs every year.

If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

Rock Hard Ten:

Name: "The Massive Mush"

Power: He can stop a plane, he can stop a train, he can stop a car...



Riot:

Name: "Dr. Tedious"

Power: More of a nuisance...much like a mosquito buzzing around your head. Her superpower is the ability to flood any thread with tedious bullsh!t.



Scuds:

Name: "Puppy-Diddler"

Power: When he's not dining on the dark meat...ya really don't want to know.


My Miss Stormcat:

Name: The Dizzy Obituary of Horsey Death

Power: Confusing online offerings leave entire web communities scratching heads and her equine Obits keep you devastated...devastated that her keyboard hasn't yet been euthanized.



Sumitas:

Name: The Golden Missile

Power: Transforms into an insane admirer of equine erections whenever his blood alchool rises above the legal limit.

Mortimer

Name: Self Destructo

Power: Sociopathic posting sprees. Arletta is the Cat Woman to his Batman.

Justin Dew

Name: Captain Imbecile

Power: Once a man of inescapable stupidity...he lost his job in the racing press and found a clue. Delivered impossible top-pick winners Animal Kingdom and Ruler On Ice in last years triple crown series...after a spectacular spectacle of redboarding in the 2010 Breeders Cup post firing.

Vol Jack

Name: Pittsburgh Phil of the SEC

Power: The ability to dominate handicapping contests with disdainful ease only to be DQ'd from five figure scores because he's from the South East and can't add.

Apple is down nearly 100 Points in the last 2 weeks ahead of tonights earnings. I am feelings that this has the makings of a massive shakeout and am considering buying the 550 calls expiring Friday... Am I handicapping this correctly?

Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.

What about King Glorious?

JMS62

Name: "Just Make it Stop"

Power: Solicits advice on stocks from someone who hasn't scored with them since the Krispy Kreme IPO. Buy the Dips and Sell the Rips.

Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.

King Glorious

Name: The Contrarian

Power: Wears a mercury hat and thinks King Glorious would have beat Sunday Silence and Easy Goer 3 outta 4.

;)

I'll take Hossy.

Just sayin...

:D


so many lost opportunities sunday.

V J Stauffer

Name: Vagina Juice

Power: A brutal, remorseless employment hunter. His special power is to get hired and fired with the speed of Trinniberg. The class of Hero Of Order. And the heart of Bodemeister's trainer.

This is f-ing hilarious!

Danzig

Name: The Scroll Wheel's worst enemy

Power: Fellow SEC'ers like Vol Jack who are too dumb to figure out how a scroll wheel works are left baffled by logical fallacies.

Indian Charlie

Name: Contrarian Jew Point O

Power: He's Jewish and he admires Hitler. He's very smart and he's convinced 9/11 was an inside job. Seriously. He's like King Glorious with double the IQ, but also double the mercury poisoning and double the contrarian stubbornness. He also prefers his females to weigh double that of an elephant.

RandallScott35

name: Irritating Asswipe

Power: Universally disliked ... and it's hard coded into his DNA. He could start handing out $100 bills to strangers, and 99.9% of these people would tell the next person they saw that they just got $100 from the biggest assh@le they've ever met.

I liked Randall & I like Rock Hard Ten

Guess that makes me an exception to the rule!

Randall wanted to blow me and I still found him to be the most irritating person who has ever posted here.

LOL!

i never understood why he was banned

Your judgment seems to have some sort of impairment.

lol

I like how RHT sticks up for himself. Though I dont like RHT when he picks any team from Philly to win.

Randall i guess i didnt pay close attention, but he seemed fine to me! I remember the Kyle Kendrick convo's we had, thats about all.

maybe I'm 1 / 5 lame

I used to find RockTardHen amusing, in the same way you can find an overenthused puppy amusing.

Then I had to deal with him in real life, and found him to be a lying and conniving piece of turd.

Your first statement renders you a 5.

Though your dislike of Riot saves you.

Made me laugh!

hey.

i love my scroll wheel. it's my best friend.

Will Betfair make it in the States in the next 5 years and who are actually betting on Hawthorne on Betfair (€60k in the win market!!)???

EDIT - I didn't know these questions weren't supposed to be serious!!!

I really hope so in regard to Betfair.

Hogthorne is a great american racetrack ... but I have no idea why they're getting a lot of action on Betfair.

oh, they can be serious. ask anything!

everyone loves good racing..lol

Who doesn't love Kingie?!

He's like a plodder running down the stretch -- inch by inch gaining ground. Head low, big lumbering stride...creating a post reply so big that you have no choice but to waive the white flag.