How about the guys who yell "get up!!!" at the moment of climax with a tone of total desperation?:)

Aaaah, but my dear oracle... the question was what type are you? :p

You mean like the guy you SCREAMED at for calling Limehouse "Limestone"?

When I'm 100 and on my deathbed, I'll still remember that and laugh my ass off.....

That was great!!! :D

a true handicapper doesn't get too excited unless it's a big score
the reason being is, well, it's like if you studied your ass off for an exam
you would expect to do well on it~same thing
I know you girls like the horses, but addressing the horse by number
at the track has been protocol there for a loooong time
jockey betting makes me want to vomit

Well here's hoping you call the horses by their names. :p

COME ON VIAGRA!!! COME ON BIG V! GET UP!

Wait a minute....

Tell me dear... during the Wood what did you call Bellamy Road? By his number? I find that hard to believe.:p

I was SCREAMING for Pavo (Oh shut up! I liked him!). :D I mean, while he was still in view (which wasn't very long.....), poor thing.

Ha ha..... you always make me laugh. :D

The track can be quite exasperating
most of the people there are undesirables
with little horse racing knowledge, (handicapping or history)
they don't rely on the form, only from the track program, betting odds & numbers~and jockeys
it just struck me as odd you don't like when people call the horses by #
when the majority do this, at least at all the tracks I've been to
some quotes from the past CD spring meet:
"Don't bet Robbie, he hasn't won all day" (after the third race)
"C'mon Bridge, do what you do" (on a hapless nag)
Me: "Damn, Barbaro ran on of the best derbies I've ever seen!"
Guy next to me:"You mean the 8?"
at the windows:
"Who you like, man?"
me: "Well I kind of like the 4"
"The 4? 4 ain't won all day!"
Don't get me started on betting names.

I'm pretty stoic at the races...I mean would you see The Fonz
jumping up and down and acting like a nut over a horse?
win or lose, I'm cool as a cucumber...
(don't get any funny ideas about "cucumbers" :p )

Don't worry... I won't.:p

http://www.funpeak.com/wp-content/fun-212.jpg

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...e_wise_guy.jpg

ever watch the show "Sunday Night Sex Chat w/ Sue Johanson"...?
very informative!
lmao @ those pics
guess you don't need to talk to Sue...;)

You would be surprised who you may meet in the Vegatables Isle in any supermarket !!!

when sue needs
adivce,
she calls
happy t,
miss storm cat
and me.

:p

mr. potato
head?

:D

Head o' lettuce
Head o' cabbage
Head o' cauliflower
Head o' broccoli

Sometimes I find myself wandering that aisle just thinkin' that it's all about head.

Then along come two beautiful, firm, red, ripe tomatoes, or two elegantly shaped egg plants, or a couple of perky avacadoes to get my mind thinkin' of other things.

lol

:D :D :D

It really is kind of funny...people stop pushing their carts when I home in on a couple of gorgeous cantelopes.
I pick them up, look at the dark parts, give them a sniff or two.
I'm looking for ripe melons!
Juicy and sweet.

By the time I've made my selections, they're pushing their carts away...shaking their heads.

I won't go into what needs to be done when I get to the fish counter searching for clams or oysters. That almost made some lady call the manager.:)

HOLY SHIAT! LMAO! :eek: :D

That's GPK right there... COME ON 2, COME ON 2, GET UP THERE! LMAO :D

MINE TOO! LMAO!!! :D

PRICELESS...where do you shop and when do you go?

If he says he spreads the oysters and takes a good lick, I'm going home... won't be able to handle it. :eek:

"C'mon find a hole and split 'em!"

that's after he sniffs them all to find the freshest...

Somebody is giving away secrets.
Actually, the "sniff test" is something that Emerile had on his cooking show.
Fresh is the way to go!
Take 'em home, get 'em "happy"....then....
BAMMM!

holy @#%@$ LMAO

You are in RARE form... I love it! LOL! :cool:

Rare?
I go for raw!
Love it too!;)

Did I ever tell you that I don't have a gag reflex? Oh shoot...wait a minute, we're talking about horses, aren't we? ;)

Yup, horses, selection of produce and shellfish, cooking...lots of interesting topics.

we knew that....it's in bold face type at the top of your resume:eek: :D :eek:

Dammit! I forgot to edit that out last night. It's ironic because I was working on my resume last night. :o

I figured it was just in the rough draft LOL

Hey Cajun and Pais,
I didn't tell you what it's like in the bakery aisle.
I get very carried away with all the buns and muffins.
I like them so that they bounce right back after I give them a little pinch.
Nothing worse than stale hard buns.
Muffins shouldn't have too much on top.
And they have to smell sweet.

me I like the pastries especially eclairs....mmm that cream filling;)

Moldy buns and muffins could be worse... :p

Agree there!
Do any of you have profound thoughts about pies?

again i like the ones with cream filling like boston cream.. chocolate cream..

I rather enjoy CHERRY pie, don't you? ;)