Leave it to you to make fun of something that could potentially kill a person.

How could your thigh possibly kill you??



Kill me..maybe---but you??

In all seriousness---- r u serious??

Yes

is it me?

I didn't see this before I wrote that.

Are you being real right now??

What part of yes do you not understand?

I just didn't know this.


Really did not....I would not have done it otherwise.So..I am sorry.

If it helps---I have what is called one of those skin tags inside the left bicep.Not life threatening, but my suppsoedly very good little friend really enjoyed seeing me almost bleed to death one night as we tried to remove it with scissors and then a carpet knife blade.

He also adored my screams of pain.

Whambulance alert.

The part where the "y" and the "e" converge.


I have what is called asparagus eye.You get it from eating too much green peas and the letters blend into a "g"....so it looks like "gs" to me.

Oh eat a kumquat.

Why don't you leave it to the professionals and go to a dermatologist?!

I will rip off your skin tags sir.

Because Justin's fine work is free......even if crude and almost always unsuccessful.



Why don't you get that cauterized?



Can't they do something? I really didn't know it was life threatening----honest I ddin't.

PLEASE!!

Just use an anasthetic.

Ah wonder if we could trade?

Four Loko is all I have.

And that is...what?

Look it up.

I think I would go for paid and successful. :D

Unfortunately they can't do anything, but enough about that. :)

I hate doctors anyway...most are only hacks with dreams of inventing a new way to beat nature.



Hey..I really didn't know about the seriousness so I really am sorry.

Will delete if not too late.

That's what it means??



Doesn't make any sense.

Best Doctor Act:


Tie.....GlitchDoctor and Mr. Snot.

I'm so lost.

Sighty, are you doing okay?


I'd like to give a shout out to The Bugsdabugs while I'm at it.

Best Sister Act---Tie Whoopi and Clyde

That was why I posted a thread about my trip to the emergency room, it's scary how bad some of them are! Thanks for the sorry. :)

:zz:

Best Gooey Impersonation:

Uncly

huh??


You mean to tell me that was the cause of the blood clot!?

Oh stop being ridiculous.

And it can happen completely unannounced and there is nothing they can do about it?

you talking about blood clots in your legs?

yes.. very serious and scary.. hope you are doing fine now..

do you take a baby aspirin everyday?

Boy do I feel like an A#1 as.shole ( Debbie---just keep quiet).



This is not mocking in any way at all,but if anything could make that go away.......uh,no.


Everyone will take it as mocking----so I stop here.

But am very sorry,Sighty.

Forever?

I started to a few weeks ago because my leg didn't feel right again and I didn't want to go back on bloodthinners.

Ok, let's stop talking about this! :o

First Time Lasix?





































I'm sorry.




































:o

I was recently diagnosed with vascular deficiency syndrome. My doctor prescribed me lasix. I now know what it means to have to "piss like a racehorse."

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How's your peripheral vision?

Well, better now that I have had lasix. Still, if and when the DT hotties do post those boo-bee photos, I should be able to see them better.:eek: