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Sightseek 07-19-2010 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 671056)
what the hell did you just say?




wolfendale is awful.....cute maybe, but she doesn't know donk about horses

take out jan rushton and insert jill byrne and this list is almost flawless

-bt-
An older guy I know said that if his wife had Maggie's voice he would be drunk every day by 10 a.m.

Dahoss 07-19-2010 02:47 PM
Is there an easier person to get on tilt than TCM?

Sightseek 07-19-2010 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 671055)
You know I am not drooling. I glance, but the gimp does nothing for me, and Alyssa is way out of the range
I think it's just part of her fidgity style.

XIIPointStables 07-19-2010 02:48 PM
Suzyn Waldman

Scav 07-19-2010 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671063)
I think it's just part of her fidgity style.
I am on to hip replacement or wooden knee.

Dahoss 07-19-2010 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by the_fat_man (Post 671057)
You know what it is, man? I'm here to discuss races/racing. Seems that some others are here to just **** with/fixate on people. Kasept is well aware of the situation here and he just lets it go on. DaHoss got tired of trying to **** with people over at PA (or sucking PA's ASS, whichever way you want to look at it) and now he's back here (under his ORIGINAL ID :rolleyes: after DrugS busted him, apparently) trying to get attention.

It is what it is.
You are such a victim. But the fascination with ass is again noted.

miraja2 07-19-2010 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 671060)
It is actually a great quote. I am still laughing because it is true. With the amount of porn that I look at it, I have to be in the running as most woman seen nude online...
For sure. My ratio of on-line nude vs. real-life nude must be AT LEAST 100/1.

-BT- 07-19-2010 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671061)
An older guy I know said that if his wife had Maggie's voice he would be drunk every day by 10 a.m.
it was cutting through glass on saturday.

seen her a couple times at laurel/pimlico hangs out with the real "cool" element.

but then again anything is a welcome change over frank carulli's slovic face


-bt-

Scav 07-19-2010 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by miraja2 (Post 671067)
For sure. My ratio of on-line nude vs. real-life nude must be AT LEAST 100/1.
In the grand scheme of life that is probably a great ratio.

My estimate is about 750/1 but that isn't including strippers or hookers.

satan's twin 07-19-2010 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by the_fat_man (Post 671013)
Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, comNOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole bo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.
"NOTHING beats great body parts"....... When did Ed Gein join DT?

Scav 07-19-2010 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by satan's twin (Post 671070)

"NOTHING beats great body parts"....... When did Ed Gein join DT?
Whose Ed Gein?

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein

miraja2 07-19-2010 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 671069)
In the grand scheme of life that is probably a great ratio.
It is....unless I tell you that I've only seen 200 women nude on-line. :D

Revidere 07-19-2010 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671018)
So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
You have eyes? :D

MaTH716 07-19-2010 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 671056)
what the hell did you just say?


-bt-
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37165

-BT- 07-19-2010 03:13 PM
:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 671075)
:rolleyes:

wow

first time i was made aware of that thread, ughhh, yeah.....


-bt-

Coach Pants 07-19-2010 03:17 PM
Jill Byrne's daughter is kinda fug

Port Conway Lane 07-19-2010 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 671068)
it was cutting through glass on saturday.

seen her a couple times at laurel/pimlico hangs out with the real "cool" element.

but then again anything is a welcome change over frank carulli's slovic face


-bt-
So what ever happened to Kim ? Do you know who I'm talking about ? I can't remember her last name but from what I heard she got a raw deal after Frank D. passed.

She worked her way up from a ponygirl at old freestate raceway before Frank purchased Laurel and became analyst and hostess at the Maryland tracks.

It's been a while but the last time I saw her doing anything racing related was a few years ago on channel 2 of a Preakness broadcast.

The Indomitable DrugS 07-19-2010 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671018)
So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
Which is why Rachel Nichols is the hottest reporter ever - and why ESPN is smart enough to run her out there like the '68 Tigers did with Denny McLain despite her supposedly average looks.

She starts making those eyes and faces to the camera the whole time - and by the time she gets to doing her patented pointless 'so and so told me' quote - she's already convinced every viewer watching the interview that as soon as it ends .. she's ripping off her clothes and banging them right there.

Scav 07-19-2010 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 671081)
Which is why Rachel Nichols is the hottest reporter ever - and why ESPN is smart enough to run her out there like the '68 Tigers did with Denny McLain despite her supposedly average looks.

She starts making those eyes and faces to the camera the whole time - and by the time she gets to doing her patented pointless 'so and so told me' quote - she's already convinced every viewer watching the interview that as soon as it ends .. she's ripping off her clothes and banging them right there.
It seems that ESPN reporters get hotter with experience. She used to be real hard but she has caught my attention lately. Same with Suzy Kolver (?)....

Coach Pants 07-19-2010 03:22 PM
Hannah Storm does it for me. She's the kind of cougar you bang in-between a trip to the grocery and a league of women voters meeting.

Scav 07-19-2010 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 671083)
Hannah Storm does it for me. She's the kind of cougar you bang in-between a trip to the grocery and a league of women voters meeting.
I think it was Wendy Nix that lost a ton of weight and she has ended up getting alot of camera time lately.

I remember seeing her first time on ESPN and I thought "She is the token to eliminated discrimination claims" and then never saw her again, and then bam, recently she has been looking alright.

(And before anyone goes nuts about my implications about fat girls, it is also fat dudes, only fat people on TV are famous or they played the sports before)

Sightseek 07-19-2010 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 671081)
Which is why Rachel Nichols is the hottest reporter ever - and why ESPN is smart enough to run her out there like the '68 Tigers did with Denny McLain despite her supposedly average looks.

She starts making those eyes and faces to the camera the whole time - and by the time she gets to doing her patented pointless 'so and so told me' quote - she's already convinced every viewer watching the interview that as soon as it ends .. she's ripping off her clothes and banging them right there.
Wow, I was expecting a totally freaky reply from you, are you feeling ok?

The Indomitable DrugS 07-19-2010 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671085)
Wow, I was expecting a totally freaky reply from you, are you feeling ok?
She has a big edge over the other reporters ... because she blows the camera guy as a pre Interview ritual to get her fired up and on her A-game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmgkdEhaTg

Antitrust32 07-19-2010 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 671069)
In the grand scheme of life that is probably a great ratio.

My estimate is about 750/1 but that isn't including strippers or hookers.
:eek:

buddy, it is much more fun to see it in front of you in person, than in front of you on a computer screen.

Maybe you shouldnt have gone to dinner with your Mother!

Scav 07-19-2010 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 671097)
:eek:

buddy, it is much more fun to see it in front of you in person, than in front of you on a computer screen.

Maybe you shouldnt have gone to dinner with your Mother!
Thanks Princess Obvious

RockHardTen1985 07-19-2010 04:04 PM
When is the Saratoga card being drawn? Am I wasting time in Formulator waiting for it today?

Dahoss 07-19-2010 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 671105)
When is the Saratoga card being drawn? Am I wasting time in Formulator waiting for it today?
Yes

Scav 07-19-2010 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 671105)
When is the Saratoga card being drawn? Am I wasting time in Formulator waiting for it today?
Yes, draw is tomorrow

knickslions2 07-19-2010 04:13 PM
Speaking about hot how about Charlsie Cantey?


:eek::eek::eek:

Scav 07-19-2010 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by knickslions2 (Post 671112)
Speaking about hot how about Charlsie Cantey?


:eek::eek::eek:
Stop it

RockHardTen1985 07-19-2010 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 671110)
Yes, draw is tomorrow
Thanks, Funny Del Mar and Monmouth cards are both out....
Whatever, just annoying.

VOL JACK 07-19-2010 04:40 PM
I think the girl in my avatar and DrugS are putting together a pre-race show for PID.

The Indomitable DrugS 07-19-2010 05:20 PM
That's what they all look like when you mix mushrooms and beer.

philcski 07-19-2010 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Left Bank (Post 671004)
I gotta say... not a fan.

The Indomitable DrugS 07-19-2010 08:09 PM
Phil, what's not to like about her?

VOL JACK 07-19-2010 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 671174)
Phil, what's not to like about her?
Shes is more cute than hot.
But I say that about all flat-chested girls.

Coach Pants 07-19-2010 08:28 PM


Meh.

The Indomitable DrugS 07-19-2010 08:29 PM
I hear ya about her not having big boobs ... but that's obviously a very attractive chick.

A few of the guys in this thread act like they wouldn't want to touch her - and a couple others act like they'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

It's a sparkling display of showcasing latent homosexuality if you ask me.

RockHardTen1985 07-19-2010 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 671180)
I hear ya about her not having big boobs ... but that's obviously a very attractive chick.

A few of the guys in this thread act like they wouldn't want to touch her - and a couple others act like they'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

It's a sparkling display of showcasing latent homosexuality if you ask me.
Excellent points, I would make sweet passionate love to her.

Sightseek 07-19-2010 08:35 PM
She is your average pretty girl....there are tons of them out there.

I think Jessica P. is Phil's girl.


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