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MaTH716 11-17-2009 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by South Beach Luv
Lost in Translation. I wanted to walk out 30 mins in, wife had other ideas :rolleyes:

Scarlett is the only reason I made it though that movie.

onebadbeast 11-17-2009 11:57 AM

"saw" Rotten Acting, Rotten Movie, No Gore, 1-6 Probably More Of The Same Garbage.

Crown@club 11-17-2009 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dylbert
Huh? Have you seen this movie? Hopefully, you have seen unedited version. American Movie Classics play "clean version" that will put you to sleep!

Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV
Blazing Saddles,,,,,,,,,not that really stunk.


I thought he was just actually joking in reference to the chili scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpB3ME_Xem0

chucklestheclown 11-17-2009 01:37 PM

I believe it was called "First Family." How a movie with Bob Newhart AND Gilda Radner could be so HORRIBLY bad is inexplicable.:zz:

The Devil 11-17-2009 01:37 PM

mcclem, you have to watch Gone Fishin' about six times and it gets funnier than hell.

mclem0822 11-17-2009 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by South Beach Luv
Lost in Translation. I wanted to walk out 30 mins in, wife had other ideas :rolleyes:

I thought Lost in Translation was brilliant. One of the best films of that year, and a terrific performance from Bill Murray. But we can agree to disagree on that one.:D

mclem0822 11-17-2009 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Devil
mcclem, you have to watch Gone Fishin' about six times and it gets funnier than hell.

Ok if I agree to that will you provide sick bags for each screening?:rolleyes:

dellinger63 11-17-2009 09:27 PM

Natasha does Moscow and it was more of a booth than theater but only cost 75 cents. Whoever was in the next both was too cheap to pay and was trying to see the movie by peeking through a hole in the wall. :eek::D

satan's twin 11-18-2009 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63
Natasha does Moscow and it was more of a booth than theater but only cost 75 cents. Whoever was in the next both was too cheap to pay and was trying to see the movie by peeking through a hole in the wall. :eek::D


SCD-I think you missed the concept at this "theater".

First of all, that WAS Natasha in the next booth. Second, it probably wasn't her eye over the hole in the wall. It was her mouth. And third, if you only paid 75 cents for admission, I'm guessing that "Natasha" was really a stockbroker from Lake Forest named Kevin who was working through some ambiguity issues at the time.

joeydb 11-18-2009 07:52 AM

The winner, hands down, for worst movie of all time is "Rachel Getting Married". It was a recommendation from my sister-in-law to my wife.

Because I'm a Christian, I'll direct you to the reviews so you can spare yourself the horrible experience and thereby save two hours of your life:

http://www.amazon.com/Rachel-Getting...rBy=addOneStar

Here's one line from one of those reviews:

"If Bush was in office they would be showing this down in Guantanamo bay as the new form of torture"

Gander 11-18-2009 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mclem0822
I thought Lost in Translation was brilliant. One of the best films of that year, and a terrific performance from Bill Murray. But we can agree to disagree on that one.:D

A lot of people I know loved this movie. I hated it. Thought it was hopelessly depressing and slow moving. Also I had high expectations because I like Bill Murray and Scarlett.

Another movie I thought was really bad was "Mr and Mrs Smith". What a waste of 2 hours that was.

miraja2 11-18-2009 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV
I just dont find Mel Brook's or Woody Allens work to hold much value.

No value in Woody Allen movies?
Blasphemy!
Crimes and Misdemeanors is in my all-time top 10.

MISTERGEE 11-18-2009 12:08 PM

there are alot of bad movies I've seen, but the most popular ones were probably, "Ali", and also "The Piano"

MISTERGEE 11-18-2009 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
see, i love mel brooks. history of the world part 1 is a fave of mine.

Plus Mel Brooks is a thoroughbred racing fan! Used to see him once in a while at Calder with his wife, but since she passed I dont believe hes been back. However Shecky Green was showing up last yr quite a bit

slotdirt 11-18-2009 01:59 PM

I watched Mad Money on a flight to Vegas last year, and if parachutes were available, I would have jumped over Nebraska rather than watch the last hour of that movie.

MaTH716 11-18-2009 02:17 PM

I don't know what made me think of it, but Two for the Money was absolutely God Awful. It's the one where Pacino and McConaughey are football guru's/bookies. There was absolutely nothing good about this movie, even the football scenes sucked.

Gander 11-18-2009 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
I don't know what made me think of it, but Two for the Money was absolutely God Awful. It's the one where Pacino and McConaughey are football guru's/bookies. There was absolutely nothing good about this movie, even the football scenes sucked.

I actually enjoyed it very much because I like Matthew McConaughey and could relate to a lot of what the movie was about. It was a very lame performance by Pacino though. Man, his last few movies were even worse. 88 Minutes must be on any list of worst movies.

I loved the line Pacino said when describing McConaughey, his protege in the movie..."All he does is work out and pick winners."

mclem0822 11-18-2009 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by miraja2
No value in Woody Allen movies?
Blasphemy!
Crimes and Misdemeanors is in my all-time top 10.

He's a genius, whatever anyone may think of the man personally his work is almost always very interesting and funny. Crimes and Misdemeanors is a terrific film. Marin Landau gives a brilliant performance.

GBBob 11-18-2009 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mclem0822
He's a genius, whatever anyone may think of the man personally his work is almost always very interesting and funny. Crimes and Misdemeanors is a terrific film. Marin Landau gives a brilliant performance.

Take the Money and Run

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHOgkDbVqc

ArlJim78 11-18-2009 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by miraja2
No value in Woody Allen movies?
Blasphemy!
Crimes and Misdemeanors is in my all-time top 10.

Broadway Danny Rose and Stardust Memories are my favorites.

miraja2 11-18-2009 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Broadway Danny Rose and Stardust Memories are my favorites.

That might be his most underrated film.
It is certainly a good one.


Getting back to bad movies....Rocky V was pretty horrendous.

Antitrust32 11-18-2009 04:01 PM

BY FAR it was Ferenheight 9/11 or however its spelled. That movie was so freaking terrible.

The whole theater started clapping at the end and I put on my best Philly face and started booing.

Moore = Anti American propaganda. it really sickens me


On another note, the only movie i've walked out on was moulin rouge. I'm sure a lot of people liked it but just not my cup of tea.

Hickory Hill Hoff 11-18-2009 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob


This is BY FAR Woody's best movie! :tro: one of my all time favorites, have you ever seen Zelig, it's a little different ;)

Sightseek 11-18-2009 08:14 PM

Did anyone else see Matchpoint?

GBBob 11-18-2009 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Did anyone else see Matchpoint?

Yeah..liked it...different for him

Sightseek 11-18-2009 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
Yeah..liked it...different for him

I liked it, but I thought it was predictible.

GBBob 11-18-2009 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I liked it, but I thought it was predictible.

I like London and he filmed it like he was in NY...just thought it was cool. And..well..Scarlett is pretty fine and a few twists and I thought it was pretty good. Did you see Vickie Christina Barcelona?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0497465/

Sightseek 11-18-2009 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
I like London and he filmed it like he was in NY...just thought it was cool. And..well..Scarlett is pretty fine and a few twists and I thought it was pretty good. Did you see Vickie Christina Barcelona?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0497465/

No I haven't, was it good other than the obvious reason?

My exboyfriend said Scarlett wasn't very attractive, but I'm thinking he was lying since every other man seems to think so. LOL

mclem0822 11-18-2009 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
BY FAR it was Ferenheight 9/11 or however its spelled. That movie was so freaking terrible.

The whole theater started clapping at the end and I put on my best Philly face and started booing.

Moore = Anti American propaganda. it really sickens me


On another note, the only movie i've walked out on was moulin rouge. I'm sure a lot of people liked it but just not my cup of tea.

I could not disagree with you more, way to much to get into it on this particular thread. But, you are entitled to your opinion.

mclem0822 11-18-2009 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob

I haven't seen that one, but between you and Mark's praise it has my interest peaked.:)

MaTH716 11-19-2009 09:13 AM

Vanillia Sky was another atrocious movie. Penelepe Cruz is what got me through that one.

Sightseek 11-19-2009 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Vanillia Sky was another atrocious movie. Penelepe Cruz is what got me through that one.

I liked that movie. :o

MaTH716 11-19-2009 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I liked that movie. :o

That might have been one of the worst endings to a movie evah.....!

Sightseek 11-19-2009 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
That might have been one of the worst endings to a movie evah.....!

I tend to like strange movies...

GBBob 11-19-2009 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I tend to like strange movies...

Magnolia :tro:

Oaklawnfan 11-19-2009 10:33 AM

Porkey's Revenge

Britannia Hospital

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome

Flaming Star (an Elvis movie where he doesn't sing. What were they thinking?):confused:

2Hot4TV 11-20-2009 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MISTERGEE
Plus Mel Brooks is a thoroughbred racing fan! Used to see him once in a while at Calder with his wife, but since she passed I dont believe hes been back. However Shecky Green was showing up last yr quite a bit

I've seen Mel at Santa Anita many times in the last couple of years. He not much taller than the jockeys.

hi_im_god 11-20-2009 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I liked that movie. :o

watch the far superior spanish original (also with penelope cruz) "open your eyes" if you liked vanilla sky.

i love many hollywood movies but there's no question you get a homogenized product when a lot of money is invested.

the original was...well, original. the remake got the completely understandable but still deadly "we have to sell this to a mass audience" treatment.

open your eyes was brilliant. vanilla sky was a dull echo.

Coach Pants 11-22-2009 03:47 AM


Sightseek 11-22-2009 08:06 AM

I don't get the obsession with Vampires?


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