..duh...he gud uz agin fellers....

I put 5 dimes on the work excuse in the dt sportsbook.

Poison Sumac wouldn't demand his attention.







He probably got his pud stuck in a VenusFlyTrap.

Panz, Huzzy, Dead Sam Dad I am,

You three should start a new thread.

Fill it up on Friday and Saturday night. Hell, humping over the computer is all you "predators" do on weekend evenings. It's not like you're spending time with women.

Friday and Saturday night. Post like your lives depend on it. Don't let me down.

My wife is an early bird. I can't help it if you're driving around Hialeah looking for your old washed up whore of one.

SHOW TITS.

ftfy, Chester.

This guy is 50+ posting like a child on message boards and he's trying to act like he's a fuc|<ing night life superstar.

I can't wait until you die in the next 10 years so I can find out who you were and go piss on your grave.

Remember, Chester. This Friday night and Saturday night. Post like a motherf$%^er.

Don't disappoint me.

Work is demanding his attention...... again.



:rolleyes:

Go donate to Bold Brooklynite's imaginary wife's cancer fund, douche.

Harold,
Remember. Friday night and Saturday night. Post like Dead Sammy's life depends on it.

I guess he finally made it out of the 1st round of his retirement community shuffleboard social.

Ok, children. Got to get to Naples by 4pm. Carry on and do not forget to spend all of Friday and Saturday nights posting hard as usual.

Isn't that your wife's term of endearment for you?

WHEW!!...when this guy gets stuck on something there ain't no stoppin' 'im.

The fish market closes at 3...dummy.

Bet he meant Staples.....yup.

Don't forget your handicapped tag, Methuselah.

He's going to the post office to pick up his jitterbug. Blind motherfuc|<er...stop by the store and get some white strips too, you old bi.tch.

ror!!



Nimrods should have a post governor to cut them off after they hit I'M MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF!!

Oh gosh---ror!!

I snarfed my screen!

I'm trying to get darted from the smart threads

Be careful,readers.

BMP posts will induce a lot of screen snarfing.




Gross.....YEECH!

You're doing something wrong.


Try asking Thebby where her boobees went.

BMH's call to work:









SUE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

SUE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



SNORT-SNORT

BMP at work.

Boss: Bring in the gimp.

BMP: Noooooooo!!

!!






costanza!!get In Here-now!

Boss: What did I tell you about the internet, Cousin Brucie?

BMP: Duhrrr sorry boss, I was owning newbs on NerdyTrail. Hurrrr. Won't happen again. Don't tell me wife.

I don't know about you....but my basement thought is to do an all nighter this Friday or Saturday.








BMH will be furious pulling another weekend as nightswatchman at the PigglieWigglie warehouse.

Not me. I'm getting darted. I'll force them to dart me. They have no idea what I'm capable of posting in their little kiss ass the royalty threads. F.uckin sissy ELA and his pink unicorn outlook.

Oh my God....!!!!




And I have to miss this.

I think the way BMH got his name is by trying to puncture a 100 pound bag of bentonite with it.


It's to him like kryptonite is to Superman.

"Get back to work, punjabis!! My ego needs stroking (and my pud!)

"Hurr you tell them, daddy!! Derka Derka big skyscraper make up for small penis"

You know it!!





I'm going to spin records at the...CAH SOL.


I'll have to slow down the 33 1/3's to BMH's speed so he won't listen oddly at them like the RCA doggie.

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!