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2 Dollar Bill

06-12-2008 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

These are getting really bad.

"" :zz: ""

Mortimer

06-12-2008 08:26 AM

^^^ BusyBee

geeker2

06-12-2008 08:27 AM

A woman runs into the golf course pro shop and screams, "I was just stung by a bee!"
The golf pro asks, "Where?"

Still screaming, the woman replies, "Between the first and second hole."

The pro scratches his head for a moment and replies, "It sounds like your stance is too wide."

2 Dollar Bill

06-12-2008 08:27 AM

This thread is really getting B...eeeeeeeeee rated :rolleyes:

Mortimer

06-12-2008 08:30 AM

If you have sweety-poo hair use a honey comb.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 09:13 AM

Let's have a bar-bee-q.

What do bees have in their ears?

Bees wax.

What did the bee say in reply to a bad bee joke?

Droan.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 09:18 AM

How do bee singers warm up?

By singing.....bee-bee-bee-bee.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 09:20 AM

What do you call lith----I mean lisping bees?

Honey bees.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 09:22 AM

Pollen all cars.....ror!!!

Ya gotta love me.

geeker2

06-12-2008 09:26 AM

A bee goes to the doctor. Doctor told him I have some good new and some bad new.

Bee says what's the bad news..doctor says you have terminal cancer and you have less than 1 month to live.

Bee says oh my god...OK what is the good news

Doctor says did you see my receptionist with the big T^Ts ...I'm fu*king her.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 09:29 AM

If you are allergic to bee stings and are at the center of an earthquake and get stung by a bee.......what do you use to write out HELP?

An epipen.

Somebody stop me.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 09:32 AM

What did the cop say to the killer bee?

I have a warrant for your anest.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 09:34 AM

What are the sexy stockings called worn by female bees?

HOnets

geeker2

06-12-2008 09:41 AM

you are on a honey roll Mort...don't stop now!

Mortimer

06-12-2008 09:48 AM

Oh boy.

BeeHooved.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 10:04 AM

Well ?

What are you all waiting for?

Someone say something honey.

geeker2

06-12-2008 10:10 AM

Please beecareful..I think Steve Beeyk is watching you...

Kasept

06-12-2008 10:10 AM

Who won the 1972 Preakness?

Bee Bee Bee

Mortimer

06-12-2008 10:16 AM

Oh fer gosh sakes.

What is the most popular dance for bees?

HandHive.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 10:23 AM

Gosh I hope Theb-Bee buzzes in.

Kasept

06-12-2008 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Gosh I hope Theb-Bee buzzes in.

Bee careful what you wish for..

geeker2

06-12-2008 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept

Who won the 1972 Preakness?

Bee Bee Bee

and his jockey was Eldon B. Nelson

Antitrust32

06-12-2008 10:29 AM

Morty, how big are your boo - bees

Mortimer

06-12-2008 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept

Bee careful what you wish for..

What was I thinking?

I must bee schizobeenic.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Morty, how big are your boo - bees

I'm glad you asked that question.

I am a 40...with admirable beevage.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 11:01 AM

UnclyTrust.

Aren't you a double Bee cup?

Mortimer

06-12-2008 12:23 PM

Today is my Bee-Day!!!

MaTH716

06-12-2008 12:26 PM

http://search.live.com/video/results...=1709161517728

Mortimer

06-12-2008 12:27 PM

Hello---I am BeeRoadRunner.

BEEp-BEEp!!

Mortimer

06-12-2008 12:28 PM

Ah loves BEEthoven.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 12:29 PM

What do they call the Bee Mafia?

This Sting of Ours.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 12:32 PM

What is the Bees Facts of Life entitled?

The Nerds and the Humans.

hahahaha

Mortimer

06-12-2008 12:33 PM

Ah weesh a spelling bee would bite NoodleFan.

geeker2

06-12-2008 12:43 PM

You are scaring the Bee'Jesus out of me......

Mortimer

06-12-2008 12:53 PM

What does a dyslexic bee call Italians?

Wasp.

geeker2

06-12-2008 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

What does a dyslexic bee call Italians?

Wasp.

that makes no sense...why would a bee be calling an Italian?

Mortimer

06-12-2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2

that makes no sense...why would a bee be calling an Italian?

I'm sorry---I meant fish.

They call them from their shell phone.

MaTH716

06-12-2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2

that makes no sense...why would a bee be calling an Italian?

Why, maybe he needed someone BEE HEADED!

Mortimer

06-12-2008 01:08 PM

What are bees at the sea shore called?

BeeShells.

Mortimer

06-12-2008 01:08 PM

WOPS....WASP!!

Don't ya get it???

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