Would you like to meet the Mastah?


Mastah would like to meet you...HOLYMAN!

sounds like racial profiling to me. i'd fight it.

Look at me.








Now look at you.











Now look at me.





















Now look at you.

SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH.

couple things....first, in traffic court nobody cares about proof, the police officer is considered a professional witness in the eyes of the law and his word will carry more weight than yours.
second....don't they give officers a mandatory day in court in illinois like most other states? they get paid to be there so there isn't any chance of a no-show.
third...it's pristine, and how will a clean record get you a maximum fine?
as I understand it, as long as the radar gun is calibrated before each shift (and they document that it has been) they don't have to show you sh*t....I've seen my fair share of traffic court.

^^^ Bonnie Parker.




:rolleyes:

Who knows the words to Scrooges ..I Don't Know Anything?

:rolleyes:

^^^ Runs sen-sen in the old moonshine hills of Kentucky.

Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky seems appropriate here.

What was Clyde Barrow's brothers name?








Wheel.


A-HAHAHAHA

What was Mozart's grade in high school music?








D minor.


A-............................oh well.

I don't know in regards to mandatory court dates.....Because of my record, I might just get a fine, and it won't go on my record, I should have stated, at the maximum, a fine....

Just gonna go to court and see what happens, state my case "He was going the other way in the other lane, and happened to get me on radar, and when asked to see radar gun, it was 'already cleared'.

At the very least, I get a conviction and my insurance goes up a little bit, or I get nothing, and it takes an hour or two, and I take the rest of the day off....

Isn't it true..MR. Scavanatah ...that you are an irrevocable,spontaneous,invertebrate,congruant































BIG LIAH!!!!?





ISN'TTHATTRUE???

^^^ Idiots Guide To How To Hang One'sSelf Azz.

good luck.

Ms. Parker would answer you ,but she has 48 bullet holes in her and ,in fact, has been dead for quite sometime.

Scavs arriving in court

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1q7mjoxHzm4

I stand corrected.

Mr. Scavanatah may now step down.







The jury will stop rule-eng un ze flour IMMEDIATELY or I will sanction you!!

I am posting freee-ly


I am posting freeee-ly

I am posting freeee-ly




HA-HA






HA





HA-HA

Mr. Scavanatah....do you have anything to say as to the jury finding you ridiculously guilty and before I clean your clock in sentencing?

post court date

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZphoRcfdu1w

Scavanatah....yer azz is gonna git peeled lak a bananer.

Don't dig holes in Boss Paul's yard.


It just ain't gonna work.

Who loves a parade!?










Ah do!!!

Woot ded ze lee-tel bar-day sey to Skiv?











COO-COO!

COO-COO!

( let's listen in as Scav putts...I mean reacts to the judges harsh sentencing )






































NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


I AM INNO-CENT!!


I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!






NOOOOOOO!


NONONONONO!!!





OH GOD!!...HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!


















LEAVE ME ALONE!!........I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY DEBIT CARD!!!









THE DEPUTY LIES!! HE LIES!!

THE SWINE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I AM A PATSY...YOU ARE A KANGERO!!




NOOOO!























I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU ALL!!











MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so...what has the Human Offering taught us all here today?




No one?






How about....................you never know just how you look....


...until you get your picture took.

Sir, I would like to thank you for completely ruining my thread, which was meant as an advice thread of what I should do, in this time of need.

At least the top predata gave me some advice and well thought out discussion, she helped me.

Dont Taze Me Bro!!!!

Looks like he went to lunch....

I'm with Morty on this one. Why bother? If you think he actually got you on the low side don't fight it.

I got a ticket in California a couple months ago going 89 in a 65, when in fact I was probably going over 100. In California if you're going 25+ they can put you in jail immediately. I said thank you sir have a nice day and paid it.

I have rethought it and I am waiting on response from a friend on options, but i am probably just going to suffer through the 4 hour traffic school and have it not go on my record, $115.....

Just kick the cop in the balls and drive off next time. Cheaper than going to court for it.

Oh forget it.

As for Ms. Parker...she's dead.




Know what ahm sayin' ?










I am always.....at your service.

This guy would have smoked me

I don't know how he could have gunned you if he was driving the other way. So wouldn't the judge have to ask where he got the 64mph figure from?
What's the worse that could happen, you are guilty and have to pay a fine for doing 64. That's what you are thinking about doing anyway. It seems like a freeroll. Unless Morty rats on you.