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GPK 04-04-2007 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
oh geez...wonder how many are going to wonder about that statement.....


the exact reason I posted it....:D :D

Danzig 04-04-2007 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
the exact reason I posted it....:D :D

oh you dog you! lol

i tell ya, i've had a couple experiences in the last few weeks that have really made me wonder if man is evolving.
some guy actually propositioned me the other day!! he already had me wondering, since he stood behind me and didn't say a whole lot-small talk with Loooong pauses in between. i hurried up and mentioned tony-usually letting someone know you're married with run them off--not so with this winner. so, he finally said, do you fool around? bastard. ruined my mood for the day.

then, today, we were at a construction site--i reached into the pickup truck, trying to reach a tablet to write things down--and unbeknownst to me, the guy in charge of the crew is behind me, and mimics putting his hands on MY hips and well...you know....
i found that out later. what an ASS!!

ugh!!!

GPK 04-04-2007 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
oh you dog you! lol

i tell ya, i've had a couple experiences in the last few weeks that have really made me wonder if man is evolving.
some guy actually propositioned me the other day!! he already had me wondering, since he stood behind me and didn't say a whole lot-small talk with Loooong pauses in between. i hurried up and mentioned tony-usually letting someone know you're married with run them off--not so with this winner. so, he finally said, do you fool around? bastard. ruined my mood for the day.

then, today, we were at a construction site--i reached into the pickup truck, trying to reach a tablet to write things down--and unbeknownst to me, the guy in charge of the crew is behind me, and mimics putting his hands on MY hips and well...you know....
i found that out later. what an ASS!!

ugh!!!



*note to self...have talk with twin brother....tell him to chill out":eek:

Danzig 04-04-2007 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
*note to self...have talk with twin brother....tell him to chill out":eek:

lol
yeah, you tell him before i box his ears.

GPK 04-04-2007 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
lol
yeah, you tell him before i box his ears.


Deb....had a sit down with him. Got him straight. SOrry...he gets carried away at times...

Danzig 04-04-2007 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.


note to self:

sharpen pocket knife. keep pliers handy as well....

GPK 04-04-2007 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.


*note to Hoss....dont mess with Danzig....she's tough woman.*

paisjpq 04-04-2007 08:48 PM

note to myself: offer danzig my emasculators...left over from when my horse was gelded...she might need them more than me.

accept Hossy's love letter but tell him to send some cash in the next one...I'm running out of postage stamps.

Danzig 04-04-2007 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
*note to Hoss....dont f*ck with Danzig....*


lmao


in jest, on here, is one thing...but finding out that guy did that today--yuck...but i did ask tony if he'd have done that.

i think i'll keep his reply to myself!

paisjpq 04-04-2007 08:49 PM

note to myself: tell hossy that his batman PJ's don't count as ninja gear.

warn everyone that morte' is in the house.

Sightseek 04-04-2007 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
note to myself: tell hossy that his batman PJ's don't count as ninja gear.

warn everyone that morte' is in the house.

Note to myself: ask pais if they are footie jamies with the flap in the rear

paisjpq 04-04-2007 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Note to myself: ask pais if they are footie jamies with the flap in the rear

note to myself: the surveillance footage confirms that there is a flap in the rear...and he's missing a snap:eek:

paisjpq 04-04-2007 08:54 PM

note to myself: superman?!?! whose house am I watching? must regroup.

Sightseek 04-04-2007 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
note to myself: the surveillance footage confirms that there is a flap in the rear...and he's missing a snap:eek:

:D


note to myself: the moon is waning since the full on Monday

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:01 PM

note to myself: remember that hossy is crafty. trying to throw me off with the superman onesey...I knew it was him in the batman suit with his bum hangin out.

consider returning emails to sender.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:02 PM

My dear,dear ,dear friends.


What can I say?







I've written down a few ideas:





I'm just too good to be trooooooo

Can't take my eyes off of meeeeee







or







Precious and few are the moments I can share with meeeee



E-E-E








or







Killing me softly with my words

Killing me softly with my song











or









Me there!....me with the stars in my eyes







or









You

don't

want anybody else


everytime you miss me you touch yourself









or









My friends wonder why I call me all of the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know that I'm right, alright
I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice

When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why

CHORUS ( =:> )




Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss is on my list of the best things in life
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss I can't resist

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see
Did the night just take up my time, 'cause it means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want, i want
Regret what I've done, regret me? I couldn't go on

But if you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I'll only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why


Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss is on my list of the best things in life
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss I can't resist



I think I like the last one best.



You?

GPK 04-04-2007 09:02 PM

*note to self....be thankful your Underoos were retired last month*:o :o

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:09 PM

note to myself: I like the last one best too.

ask hossy how big his suitcase is..and if he can afford an overweight bag.

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:22 PM

note to self:

buy drapes for windows.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:23 PM

Seriously...







...I don't think there's any question that the last one is the best one.


And I will answer each and every one of you little munchkins individually.



But the hour is late and I've been doing personal appearances all day.

I would like to address ZanDig....I mean DanZig.



Is that an Americanized Eastern European name? Was it DanZigZagliwitcz?

Or is it a shortened Polish name......like from DanielZig?


Is it Dyslexian...from ZigDan?

Or did your Mom sneeze when telling the authorities your name of birth?






Oh I guess it's not important.

But for God sakes consider the plight of possible future off spring.

In fact OffSpring would be better than DanZig.

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Seriously...







...I don't think there's any question that the last one is the best one.


And I will answer each and every one of you little munchkins individually.



But the hour is late and I've been doing personal appearances all day.

I would like to address ZanDig....I mean DanZig.



Is that an Americanized Eastern European name? Was it DanZigZagliwitcz?

Or is it a shortened Polish name......like from DanielZig?


Is it Dyslexian...from ZigDan?

Or did your Mom sneeze when telling the authorities your name of birth?






Oh I guess it's not important.

But for God sakes consider the plight of possible future off spring.

In fact OffSpring would be better than DanZig.

not only was danzig one of my favorite horses...his name fits with my name, deborah anne zeigler--it was just meant to be i guess.

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
not only was danzig one of my favorite horses...his name fits with my name, deborah anne zeigler--it was just meant to be i guess.

that's pretty cool...fate

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Timmgirvan needs work as well.






It's sounds like Buckwheat named you.


if anyone needs help, it would be turdbucket!

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
deborah anne zeigler













SPIT!!!







ror!!!!





Oh my God.




Can you just see when the fith grade teacher had her stand up in class to introduce by announcing her name?


Is that the perfect name for the skinny girlie with pigtails to announce to the class while her head tilts to the right and her head bobs with each syllable?



GO-FOO!

zeigler is my married name. i went from the front of the class to the back of the class when i got married!


and only my mother calls me deborah. and only deborah anne when i was in trouble!

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:33 PM

deborah anne zeigler












SPIT!!!







ror!!!!





Oh my God.




Can you just see when the fifth grade teacher had her stand up in class to introduce by announcing her name?


Is that the perfect name for the skinny girlie with pigtails to announce to the class while her head tilts to the right and her head bobs with each syllable...acting like the process is a total drag?



GOO-FOO!

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:34 PM

lol

see what happens when you hit the 'back' button?!

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:34 PM

DanZig doesn't sound so bad now....does it?

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:35 PM

Morte' I will show you out as nicely as I invited you in.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:37 PM

What the fucl< is going on here!!!?




It's like people are cutting in front of me in line!

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:38 PM

Tehbby,,,,



...you are interferring with my welcme home party.

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
What the fucl< is going on here!!!?




It's like people are cutting in front of me in line!

you went 'back' and changed your post--but i was too quick for you.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:39 PM

Oh.









I did ?










Are you in my monitor or something?

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh.









I did ?










Are you in my monitor or something?

no
i've just seen it happen before.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:41 PM

Oh.







Well someone is in my monitor.

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:41 PM

what i quoted was before you added about the process being a drag...


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