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the exact reason I posted it....:D :D |
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i tell ya, i've had a couple experiences in the last few weeks that have really made me wonder if man is evolving. some guy actually propositioned me the other day!! he already had me wondering, since he stood behind me and didn't say a whole lot-small talk with Loooong pauses in between. i hurried up and mentioned tony-usually letting someone know you're married with run them off--not so with this winner. so, he finally said, do you fool around? bastard. ruined my mood for the day. then, today, we were at a construction site--i reached into the pickup truck, trying to reach a tablet to write things down--and unbeknownst to me, the guy in charge of the crew is behind me, and mimics putting his hands on MY hips and well...you know.... i found that out later. what an ASS!! ugh!!! |
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*note to self...have talk with twin brother....tell him to chill out":eek: |
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yeah, you tell him before i box his ears. |
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Deb....had a sit down with him. Got him straight. SOrry...he gets carried away at times... |
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note to self: sharpen pocket knife. keep pliers handy as well.... |
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*note to Hoss....dont mess with Danzig....she's tough woman.* |
note to myself: offer danzig my emasculators...left over from when my horse was gelded...she might need them more than me.
accept Hossy's love letter but tell him to send some cash in the next one...I'm running out of postage stamps. |
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lmao in jest, on here, is one thing...but finding out that guy did that today--yuck...but i did ask tony if he'd have done that. i think i'll keep his reply to myself! |
note to myself: tell hossy that his batman PJ's don't count as ninja gear.
warn everyone that morte' is in the house. |
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note to myself: superman?!?! whose house am I watching? must regroup.
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note to myself: the moon is waning since the full on Monday |
note to myself: remember that hossy is crafty. trying to throw me off with the superman onesey...I knew it was him in the batman suit with his bum hangin out.
consider returning emails to sender. |
My dear,dear ,dear friends.
What can I say? I've written down a few ideas: I'm just too good to be trooooooo Can't take my eyes off of meeeeee or Precious and few are the moments I can share with meeeee E-E-E or Killing me softly with my words Killing me softly with my song or Me there!....me with the stars in my eyes or You don't want anybody else everytime you miss me you touch yourself or My friends wonder why I call me all of the time What can I say I don't feel the need to give such secrets away You think maybe I need help, no, I know that I'm right, alright I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice When they insist on knowing my bliss I tell them this When they want to know what the reason is I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why CHORUS ( =:> ) Because my kiss my kiss is on my list Because my kiss my kiss is on my list Because my kiss is on my list of the best things in life Because my kiss my kiss is on my list Because my kiss my kiss I can't resist I go crazy wondering what there is to really see Did the night just take up my time, 'cause it means more to me Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want, i want Regret what I've done, regret me? I couldn't go on But if you insist on knowing my bliss I'll tell you this If you want to know what the reason is I'll only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why Because my kiss my kiss is on my list Because my kiss my kiss is on my list Because my kiss is on my list of the best things in life Because my kiss my kiss is on my list Because my kiss my kiss I can't resist I think I like the last one best. You? |
*note to self....be thankful your Underoos were retired last month*:o :o
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note to myself: I like the last one best too.
ask hossy how big his suitcase is..and if he can afford an overweight bag. |
note to self:
buy drapes for windows. |
Seriously...
...I don't think there's any question that the last one is the best one. And I will answer each and every one of you little munchkins individually. But the hour is late and I've been doing personal appearances all day. I would like to address ZanDig....I mean DanZig. Is that an Americanized Eastern European name? Was it DanZigZagliwitcz? Or is it a shortened Polish name......like from DanielZig? Is it Dyslexian...from ZigDan? Or did your Mom sneeze when telling the authorities your name of birth? Oh I guess it's not important. But for God sakes consider the plight of possible future off spring. In fact OffSpring would be better than DanZig. |
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if anyone needs help, it would be turdbucket! |
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and only my mother calls me deborah. and only deborah anne when i was in trouble! |
deborah anne zeigler
SPIT!!! ror!!!! Oh my God. Can you just see when the fifth grade teacher had her stand up in class to introduce by announcing her name? Is that the perfect name for the skinny girlie with pigtails to announce to the class while her head tilts to the right and her head bobs with each syllable...acting like the process is a total drag? GOO-FOO! |
lol
see what happens when you hit the 'back' button?! |
DanZig doesn't sound so bad now....does it?
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Morte' I will show you out as nicely as I invited you in.
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What the fucl< is going on here!!!?
It's like people are cutting in front of me in line! |
Tehbby,,,,
...you are interferring with my welcme home party. |
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I did ? Are you in my monitor or something? |
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i've just seen it happen before. |
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Well someone is in my monitor. |
what i quoted was before you added about the process being a drag...
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