Rupert Pupkin |
11-16-2012 12:40 PM |
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Originally Posted by MinnSkinny
(Post 902296)
Yep.
I was single, she was married but didn't tell me.
I had just moved to a new small town for work.
After a few weeks of this, I got to meet him.
He introduced himself with two bullets.
The first hit the roof of my brand new 1974 Z-28.
Not sure where the second one went but I heard it clearly.
That sort of sh*t will make you a lot more careful.
And no, I was not a golf pro, but I hear they have more experience at this sort of thing...........
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That was exactly my point when I said having an affair with a married person "is a good way for a person to get themselves into a lot of trouble".
I'm careful even when I meet a girl that is totally single. One of the first things I inquire about is whether they have a psycho ex-boyfriend or psycho ex-husband that is still interested in them. There was a guy who went to my high-school that met a new girl. Actually I can't remember if he met her or if he got set up with her. Anyway, he was about to go on his first date with her. He drove to her house to pick her up. He rang the doorbell. She came out and they were walking to his car when her psycho-ex jumped out of the bushes and shot them both. The guy from my high school died. The girl was shot in the shoulder and survived. The poor guy was going out on his first date with this girl. I'm sure he didn't even know that she had a psycho-ex.
Ever since that happened, I've been very careful. I figure there are a million single girls out there that don't have a psycho-ex, so there is no reason to take a chance and get involved with a girl that has a psycho-ex.
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