Oh is that what it is? I thought it was for hand puppets.

Tom my man,

You're here for one reason. Your Mom went with "B" and so should you. Darwin has a name for this and it is what keeps our survival. Do what you need to for the survival of the human race.

Nothing wrong with that, it's actually very hot.
Mrs. Math is always telling me what and how she wants. Unfortunately she wants the garbage taken out, the grass mowed and Michael's room painted.......


So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?

He needs a built in excuse for his failure to close the deal on the waitress.

Tom, I know I'm probably too late but I'm on vacation and came to this party a little late. You're Mom will always love you, no matter what you do. Chicks who want to do you may not always want to do you - so do the chick and make it up to your Mom for the next 364 days... She'll be good with that.

At least that's how I'd roll... But what do I know, I'm married.

good thing you only use photos to discuss races on here.

;)


moms love their kids no matter what they do. take her to brunch, tell her you have a late date-she'll understand. i would...

what kind of animal? I think this is important.The female Praying Mantis for instance, devours the male while they are mating. The male sometimes continues copulating even after the female has bitten off his head and part of his upper torso. just sayin...

Where is Morty when you need him?

I think he is still at Marc's.......

I was sexted "You get to **** me like an animal at 7pm sharp"...I responded with only !!! so far.

Not a waitress, although she is an executive at a high level dining establishment

I knew there was a reason you are a fav of mine!

Very true, although I only try and play this card when I absolutely have to.

I doubt biting, more nibbles.

My vote's in, dinner with the family for Mom's birthday.

I am usually not PROMISED such insane actions, it would have been a slam dunk if I was just told "You get to bang me tomorrow"

Thus my mixed emotions

Can you even go multiple times? Thats very important, because 1 time might not be worth it.

Well what do you think the difference is between you just bangin her and the "hot animal sex" that you were promised?

Of course....Haven't really discussed before with friends so I don't know 'normal' but I tend to be able to get right back in the saddle pretty quickly.

Although, if I am hammered, it is guaranteed one and done because I can barely breath afterwards I am so out of shape.

Good for you, dude.

More the memories I can create in my head for when I am 65 and sitting in a retirement home telling war stories.

:tro::tro::tro:

Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.