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Sightseek 07-06-2010 11:21 AM

I've loaded my Ghostzapper.

clyde 07-06-2010 11:40 AM

!!!!

Sightseek 07-06-2010 11:51 AM

If you're dead you won't see your reflection when making arm muscles in the mirror....


You better un-dead yourself!

clyde 07-06-2010 11:59 AM

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You are so right!


Franny's vodoo surgery has my shoulder up to 90% functional so the exercise program has been back in full swing.

That and a special diet, it's called eating food...daily, have gained me 7 pounds in about 3 months.




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I rrreally do!

Sightseek 07-06-2010 12:05 PM

And your crunches?


Have you been doing them every morning when you wake up?

clyde 07-06-2010 12:25 PM

Oh gosh yes...but regular sit ups and leg lifts as well as sit ups on this strange looking cradled machine in addition to the crunchies add up to many-of-them.



Also...I do my toilet first with my fine assortment of hair and body warshes.....careful application of facial rinses and masks...and,of course, I have that sorbet after chopping off someone's head.

clyde 07-06-2010 12:28 PM

Oh let me just show you.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS6Blh089rA

clyde 07-06-2010 12:29 PM

That's a genuine EVERLAST skippy rope, mind you.

Sightseek 07-06-2010 12:31 PM

Drats.

Work blocks your tubey from me. Is it that most glorious morning routine with the gratuitous butt shot? :{>:

Coach Pants 07-06-2010 12:33 PM

Classic Comment Line:

Morte' went two wide; pulled up, vanned off.

clyde 07-06-2010 12:41 PM

That was a Classic Comment Line.


I was not.

clyde 07-06-2010 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 665591)
Drats.

Work blocks your tubey from me. Is it that most glorious morning routine with the gratuitous butt shot? :{>:

Thank you so much, but no.Too much free play with that one lately.




It's the one where the bar girl upsets me a little, and Paul upsets me....a lot.


Samantha and Cristy round it out.

Antitrust32 07-06-2010 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665586)
Oh gosh yes...but regular sit ups and leg lifts as well as sit ups on this strange looking cradled machine in addition to the crunchies add up to many-of-them.



Also...I do my toilet first with my fine assortment of hair and body warshes.....careful application of facial rinses and masks...and,of course, I have that sorbet after chopping off someone's head.

:D

clyde 07-06-2010 12:52 PM

Kiss-Kiss ,Uncly .



C U at The Goats Head tonight at 10.Don't be late again,Dahling

clyde 07-06-2010 05:53 PM

Breaking news ....I am no longer dead.




Thanks for all of your heart felt well wishes.

herkhorse 07-06-2010 05:59 PM

I think I have died and gone to hell. does anyone have any ice cream?

clyde 07-06-2010 06:14 PM

Wouldn't think so, but your going there for snuffing that poor,filthy animal of yours.


Oh..your gang name is now BeefHerky.

Unless HerHighness has another seizure over it.

clyde 07-06-2010 08:18 PM

I will accept congratulatory comments from my legion of fans.





I better look up legion.

clyde 07-06-2010 08:20 PM

It means a great number;a multitude.



Phooey.

MaTH716 07-06-2010 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665685)
Breaking news ....I am no longer dead.




Thanks for all of your heart felt well wishes.

Will you make up your damn mind already!





Welcome back again............I think.


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