My selections are world class.

Which explains the state of the world.

How come the Jews who think people are still commonly wronging them for being Jews are never the ones who wear wear those beanie caps?

I can understand anyone who wrongs anyone for their religion .. and especially when their religion requires them to dress up stupidly.

However, you can't really identify the Jews who dress like normal people, unless you find out there last name and you figure out which last names are Jewish and which ones aren't. Wouldn't it take a whole lot of disposable time and effort to wrong the Jews? Who has time for that? ... Other than Muslims of course.

Italians - on the other hand - have unique last names that end in a vowell and are WAY easier to pick out based on looks. I have to think Anti-Italian discrimination is way more commen. Who is Semetic by the way? Was he like some Jewish hero or something?

Because they are posers, and don't want to be identified as Jewish, publicly. Unless it suits their needs.

I fixed that one for you.

Fixed that one as well for you.

What is behind your obsession with penis size?

You've basically bragged countless times over the years about how you have a big weiner.

You've also put me down on several occasions for not having a very big weiner .... did something happen while I was asleep that one night you visited me and slept on the floor?

Did you check out my package or something?

I'm 6'2" - I'm Italian (like a 30 minute boat ride from Africa) - what could possibly make you think I have a small weiner? Have you seen the size of my hands before? They're huge! I can palm a basketball.

Nice try. Your constant regaling me with poetry of how lovely and large 'you' are is quite a bit different than the picture you just painted above.

I'd also point out that you claim above to have a big weenie, based on your hand size, yet at the same time you ask if I checked you out while you were asleep, which would have led me to believe, in your mind, that you are small.

I thought money never sleeps??:D

You are still putting some thought into the size my package.

Yeah.

I remember many an IM conversation that went something a little like this...

Cfrischlin: Wops up dude.

Italianluvgod69: Not much. What jew doin?

Cfrischlin: Eh, reading about government coverups and such.

Italianluvgod69: My c--k is so majestic and lovely. You really should see it.

Cfrischlin: Sounds like a pretty good idea. Let me bust out my tweezer and magnifying glass set.

Italianluvgod69: Blah blah blah, Italians this, Italians that, I just measured myself not three nights ago, and I'll have you know I measured out at 8.5 inches! In fact, it takes two hands to handle myself!

Cfrischlin: What kind of hands do you use, Barbie doll hands?

Italianluvgod69: My statistics show that Italians, on average, have much larger penises than Jews. Plus, I'm 6 foot 1 which means I have to be huge!

Cfrischlin: Dude, everyone knows Jews are built bigger. Just look at our noses. I'd bet you anything I've got three inches on you.

Italianluvgod69: It's not just me, you can talk to any Italian, male or female, and they will tell you the same thing. Blah blah blah.

Cfrischlin: Hmm, I see.

A few months later, you would start it up all over again.

I should read through those logs of old IM chats I have laying around somewhere.

Yeah, I'm sure everyone is waiting with great anticipation to read some of the fine IM conversations we've teamed up for.

Hard to say which segment would be more well-received... 'PG85 Football Power Plays' or 'Inside the Box with DougS & Injun Chuck'. Both have outstanding potential for development. Have your people see my people... As they say, "We'll meet, we'll talk, we'll do..."

This is how I would see the two segments play out.

At first, DrugS and I would be more well received, getting a few laughs here and there.

The PG85 segment, well, everyone would think he's an idiot at first (and I'm not saying PG is an idiot at all, just that he'd come across as one), and that you must be an idiot for having him on your show.

After a short time, however, people would tire of DrugS and I, and once people listened to PG85 enough times, people would come to see the value, and in fact, true genius, of having him on the show.

After a few months of this though, Vegas would probably try to get your show off the air as sportsbooks everywhere start getting into serious trouble financially, all cause of your show.

So this is what boys really talk about when alone together.

Yep.

That, and sharing nude photos women email to you.

:o

Such a gentleman...Don't you have a girlfriend?!

Was joking :)

funny
 

6/28 ATR Morning Edition: Baffert, Stewart, Frostad & More.. lol this thread got hi-jacked by dings an dongs :eek: