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MaTH716 06-15-2010 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 658144)
I don't like asking for like $3 change. Seems sketchy to me. The crazy thing about all this was that I told her, "Just clean up the top"

I had a hat on, and she tried cutting it with hat head, instead of washing the damn thing. It was probably my fault because I went in there at like 6:15, and they closed at 7pm. They were probably all thinking about getting railed that night or getting hammered, not cutting hair.

It was like a side mohawk...

Boy, you guys at BG racing must be doin alright...............

Scav 06-15-2010 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 658147)
Boy, you guys at BG racing must be doin alright...............

It is more the possibilty of not being able to sleep because some hot chick thinks I am cheap or stingy.

I'm a sucker, I know.

Sightseek 06-15-2010 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 658147)
Boy, you guys at BG racing must be doin alright...............

He has to keep that reputation intact for any future waitress wooing!

golfer 06-15-2010 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 658147)
Boy, you guys at BG racing must be doin alright...............


You have had 8 hours since I last checked this thread, and NO PICTURE? I am very disappointed in you. Heck, if nothing else, Bigs needs a new Scavatar;)

satan's twin 06-15-2010 02:21 PM

For an $8 tip, you should have had her trim the goatee around little Tomascito.

Indian Charlie 06-15-2010 02:28 PM

Scavs, by chance, are you a Zenyatta fan?

Scav 06-15-2010 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 658191)
Scavs, by chance, are you a Zenyatta fan?

Yes. I like her more then Rachel Alexandra. If I had to list my favorite fillies right now they would be

Zenyatta
Rochelle Rochelle
Surfer Rosa (Baby Zenyatta)
Goldikova
Rachel Alexandra

I'm encompassing everything into this, from their connections to race record.

Indian Charlie 06-15-2010 03:11 PM

Yeah, I kinda had a feeling, after reading this thread....

Scav 07-12-2010 05:23 PM

Update
 
So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.

There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today.

I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up"

So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining"

Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city

MaTH716 07-12-2010 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 668248)
So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.
There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today.

I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up"

So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining"

Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city

And let the jokes begin....................


So who's the lucky fella?

RockHardTen1985 07-12-2010 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 668252)
And let the jokes begin....................


So who's the lucky fella?

Im not sure, but I am getting a little info on this. Word is its Doug.
He actually asked me today if him and I could cuddle.

Bigsmc 07-12-2010 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 668248)
So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.

There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today.

I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up"

So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining"

Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city

:rolleyes:

Antitrust32 07-12-2010 05:48 PM

right or left hand tomorrow? or three some?

Dahoss 07-12-2010 05:57 PM

The bullsh.it thread might have to make a comeback.

ddthetide 07-12-2010 06:55 PM

i missed this a month ago. thanks for the laugh.:D

Scav 07-12-2010 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 668255)
:rolleyes:

:L::tro::L:

MaTH716 07-12-2010 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 668302)
:L::tro::L:

So Casanova, what's the big plan for tomorrow night?

RockHardTen1985 07-12-2010 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 668363)
So Casanova, what's the big plan for tomorrow night?

Him and Doug, gay porn... Then IC will call and they will have some sort of gay, telephone sex.

MaTH716 07-12-2010 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 668365)
Him and Doug, gay porn... Then IC will call and they will have some sort of gay, telephone sex.

Joseph, why are you blowin up all your BFF's? Did something happen to break up the Facebook group?

Sightseek 07-12-2010 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 668302)
:L::tro::L:

Wash your sheets beforehand and go slow! :D


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