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herkhorse 12-24-2009 05:28 AM

My favorite was always Dave "The Weasel" Robinson at Tucson greyhound park. Just googled him and sorry to see he passed away a few weeks ago. RIP. He had a catchy little tune, "pop goes the weasel" and always used hot chicks from local simulcast outlets to show his picks on TV.

-BT- 12-24-2009 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
They lost me at Battaglia...

battaglia being second just goes to show you how skewed this poll is, that guy is a butcher with the signature call of "gaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnning grooooouuuunnd"

had no clue to katie mikolay is, where does she announce at?

i got no problem with Byrne being #1, but pacheco has to be on that list somewhere.

another underrated or unknown is Dave Rodman from laurel park

-bt-

GBBob 12-24-2009 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by -BT-
battaglia being second just goes to show you how skewed this poll is, that guy is a butcher with the signature call of "gaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnning grooooouuuunnd"

had no clue to katie mikolay is, where does she announce at?
i got no problem with Byrne being #1, but pacheco has to be on that list somewhere.

another underrated or unknown is Dave Rodman from laurel park

-bt-

Hawthorne..and she is very fine..

and not bad with horses either

The Indomitable DrugS 12-24-2009 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by -BT-
had no clue to katie mikolay is, where does she announce at?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf0OTcdb8dU

Enjoy!

The Indomitable DrugS 12-24-2009 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
Hawthorne..and she is very fine..

and not bad with horses either

She also almost knows how to read past performances.

NTamm1215 12-24-2009 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
Hawthorne..and she is very fine..

and not bad with horses either

She's also at Presque Isle, which means she spends five months a year in sunny, tropical Erie. I refuse to believe that she has had only passing contact with DrugS. His game is far too sharp to allow an attractive woman who actually knows the difference between a horse's ass and muzzle to escape him, right?

NT

-BT- 12-24-2009 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by NTamm1215
She's also at Presque Isle, which means she spends five months a year in sunny, tropical Erie. I refuse to believe that she has had only passing contact with DrugS. His game is far too sharp to allow an attractive woman who actually knows the difference between a horse's ass and muzzle to escape him, right?

NT


eesh

aight i see it now, it would also explain as to why i had no idea who she is, Hawthorne and PID, usually don't catch my eye.

it sounds like she's a bit more knowledgeable then the beulah twins but not in the big leagues with Byrne and Pacheco... i can dig it, the fact that she's easy on the eyes helps out..... a lot

-bt-

The Indomitable DrugS 12-24-2009 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by NTamm1215
She's also at Presque Isle, which means she spends five months a year in sunny, tropical Erie. I refuse to believe that she has had only passing contact with DrugS. His game is far too sharp to allow an attractive woman who actually knows the difference between a horse's ass and muzzle to escape him, right?

Wrong on many counts.

I've never so much as said hello or nodded as she walked by. I think 'DrugS' and 'sharp game with women' is like an oxymoron or something.

The Indomitable DrugS 12-24-2009 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by -BT-
it sounds like she's a bit more knowledgeable then the beulah twins

You underestimate the Beulah twins.

Coach Pants 12-24-2009 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Looks like she has a pearl necklace on.

JewelPrincess 12-24-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by v j stauffer
First post and all about me. I feel special. Thanks Princess.

First post here but have seen your act on other message boards for years. I was hoping this place would be different.

randallscott35 12-24-2009 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
They lost me at Battaglia...

I couldn't agree more.

v j stauffer 12-24-2009 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JewelPrincess
First post here but have seen your act on other message boards for years. I was hoping this place would be different.

My "act" is the same everywhere. I love racing. I hate haters. I try to be accessable to real fans.

Thanks for the kind words.

Happy Holidays

Coach Pants 12-24-2009 11:03 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaSn-zay-rY

DaTruth 12-24-2009 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

They should drop the hayseed cohost.

mbahadur 12-24-2009 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
Hawthorne..and she is very fine..

and not bad with horses either

Attached is her picture.

GPK 12-24-2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT-
battaglia being second just goes to show you how skewed this poll is, that guy is a butcher with the signature call of "gaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnning grooooouuuunnd"
had no clue to katie mikolay is, where does she announce at?

i got no problem with Byrne being #1, but pacheco has to be on that list somewhere.

another underrated or unknown is Dave Rodman from laurel park

-bt-

inevitably followed by "up ooooooooooooooon the ooooooutside":zz:

I'd rather listen to DrugS serinade the dearly departed GRITS with his stunning rendition of Billy Ray Cyrus's "Achey Breacky Heart" than to listen to Battaglia call a race.

The Indomitable DrugS 12-24-2009 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DaTruth
They should drop the hayseed cohost.

Are you kidding?

PID is in Erie ... it's not exactly a breeding ground for sharp handicapping minds .... well, other than Andy Beyer, myself, and last weeks Scratch Off Lotto millionaire winner The Indomitable Deano...









In fact, I wouldn't be shocked if Dean is hired to replace Katie's hayseed cohost. It would give the show a solid 1-2 punch of incompetence - but would make the show more watchable.

JewelPrincess 12-24-2009 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by v j stauffer
My "act" is the same everywhere. I love racing. I hate haters. I try to be accessable to real fans.

Thanks for the kind words.

Happy Holidays


Did your nose grow when you wrote this?

v j stauffer 12-24-2009 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JewelPrincess
Did your nose grow when you wrote this?

No. A faceless nameless person knows all about who I am as a person. You know nothing about me or my life.

Take your hate and 4 posts and try an easier target.

I'm just going to enjoy my Christmas with my family.

Here's hoping you can do the same.

VJS


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