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dellinger63 10-14-2009 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
If a liberal doesn’t like a drug, he doesn`t buy it.
If a conservative doesn't like a drug, he feels that no one should have it.
.)

Like Rush?

The Indomitable DrugS 10-14-2009 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
Conservative vs Liberal

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

I don't like guns ... but when you've just smoked some ganja and they're around they're fun to play with. Not that a camera, a fire estinguisher, and a pack of skittles aren't also fun to play with



Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

I was a vegetarian for 3 months ... and I can't ever remember calling for the banishment of meat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

Sees a foreign threat? Conservatives must make creepy boyfriends and girlfriends.



Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect .

Yeah! Stay in the closet you queers! Frickin Flamers always want to make a fuss about something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

Ever met a black man before? They're all conservative. A bunch of church going, queer hating, red blooded americans whos folks happened to chill in the sun for too long. Almost all of them are chalk players too. They just don't vote with the conservatives because the conservatives don't like them


Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

Not who - but what - Booze and pot are often the favored entry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

True. I would love to see Dr. Phil fed to a live crocadile.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

Ever read the Bible?

They were definitely trippin balls.

Like God doesn't have better things to do than set shrubbery on fire and teach snakes how to talk.

When I really went yard on the LCD in 10th grade, I've seen all kinds of mysterious burning sh!t, I've had some pretty in-depth conversations with both plant and wildlife, and in fact have led a group of followers through the desert, and more than once I've come up with a really swell set of rules we should all live by.

Moses and his boys do it, they're immortalized and shrines are built in their honor, and they still talk about it 2000 years later. When I equaled their feats, I got grouned and kicked out of the house. I should have been born 2000 years earlier


Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a tard doesn't have health care ... he doesn't want the govt to provide it because that's all acting like a socialist and stuff.

If a competent person doesn't have health care ... he wants the govt to do something for his own benefit for a change ... beats spending money on idiotic wars.

Sightseek 10-14-2009 11:58 AM

I wish a lifetime of boredom for you DrugS if it brings out posts like the above.

dellinger63 10-14-2009 02:29 PM

A Conservative fights terrorism with any means available
A Liberal has terrorists as friends

A Conservative complains about taxes and reluctantly pays them
A Liberal makes the tax laws and cheats on them

A Conservative questions the cost associated with environmental programs
A Liberal flies his 747 empty while crying the environment must be saved now

A Conservative goes to Venezuela and sees Chavez as a ruthless dictator
A Liberal goes and sees only the amazing Caribbean dancers, dancing so close

A Conservative sees Iran as a nuclear threat
A Liberal honors their sovereignty and think Nuclear Tech is their right

A Conservative goes to the mailbox for bills
A Liberal goes to the mailbox for checks

Indian Charlie 10-14-2009 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dellinger63
A Conservative fights terrorism with any means available
A Liberal has terrorists as friends

A Conservative complains about taxes and reluctantly pays them
A Liberal makes the tax laws and cheats on them

A Conservative questions the cost associated with environmental programs
A Liberal flies his 747 empty while crying the environment must be saved now

A Conservative goes to Venezuela and sees Chavez as a ruthless dictator
A Liberal goes and sees only the amazing Caribbean dancers, dancing so close

A Conservative sees Iran as a nuclear threat
A Liberal honors their sovereignty and think Nuclear Tech is their right

A Conservative goes to the mailbox for bills
A Liberal goes to the mailbox for checks

A tard is a tard is a tard.

dalakhani 10-14-2009 03:09 PM

A liberal uses drugs and wants them to be legalized

A conservative uses drugs and wants the people that sold it to him to be put in jail

dellinger63 10-14-2009 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
A tard is a tard is a tard.

a Conservative tard is taken care of by their family
a Liberal tard is a ward or inmate of the State

Honu 10-14-2009 03:13 PM

a conservative wants to take care of themselves
a liberal expects the government to do it for them

hi_im_god 10-14-2009 03:33 PM

goofus runs through the door to be first in line at the buffet.
gallant holds the door open for his little sister.

goofus grabs toys away from his classmates in pre-school.
galant politely asks if he may play with the toy also.

i'm more embarrassed that alleged liberals felt the need to respond to goading from a "highlights" section than i am anything else here.

cede the field. responding just makes you look as retarded as them.

Antitrust32 10-14-2009 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dalakhani
A liberal uses drugs and wants them to be legalized

A conservative uses drugs and wants the people that sold it to him to be put in jail


:tro:

jballscalls 10-14-2009 05:56 PM

it's funny how people think their party is superior to other one. i mean there are some serious douchebags in both parties.

SOREHOOF 10-14-2009 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dalakhani
A liberal uses drugs and wants them to be legalized

A conservative uses drugs and wants the people that sold it to him to be put in jail

I'm conservative, and I don't want him, of all people, this time of year, to be put anywhere!

SOREHOOF 10-14-2009 07:07 PM

Stereotypes are just wrong. There are more white people than blacks and hispanics combined on welfare. I'm not a racist. Most conservatives aren't. Most liberals aren't either. Does anyone out there have friends that disagree with them or does everyone hang with people who feel exactly the same? If you agree with everything someone else says you are either a fool or have had your freedom of thought taken away from you, with or without your knowledge.

GBBob 10-14-2009 10:06 PM

Conservatives see things Black and White, no grey

Liberals see the World as not that way.

miraja2 10-14-2009 10:14 PM

A liberal man sees a bible and says, "Ah...an ancient religious text."
A conservative man sees a bible....and gets an erection at the sight of his super-special, extra-holy, science book.

GBBob 10-14-2009 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honu
a conservative wants to take care of themselves
a liberal expects the government to do it for them

:zz:

dellinger63 10-15-2009 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SOREHOOF
Stereotypes are just wrong. There are more white people than blacks and hispanics combined on welfare. I'm not a racist. Most conservatives aren't. Most liberals aren't either. Does anyone out there have friends that disagree with them or does everyone hang with people who feel exactly the same? If you agree with everything someone else says you are either a fool or have had your freedom of thought taken away from you, with or without your knowledge.

Next you'll be telling me Chinese women make good drivers
and black children are superior at math

or white men can jump.

SCUDSBROTHER 10-15-2009 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
Liberals dont drink?

Do you see that written in any shape, or form? Do you not have a response to the fact that Conservatives often want to make pot n' most other mind altering drugs illegal, but think alcohol is somehow a less harmful drug (because they actually use that one.)

Antitrust32 10-15-2009 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Do you see that written in any shape, or form? Do you not have a response to the fact that Conservatives often want to make pot n' most other mind altering drugs illegal, but think alcohol is somehow a less harmful drug (because they actually use that one.)


dont be niave or however its spelled

Liberals, Conservatives & Independants alike all smoke pot, except timmi of course. its just the douchbag politicians that are against it because they wont be able to tax it.(real easy to grow your own)

Cannon Shell 10-15-2009 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Do you see that written in any shape, or form? Do you not have a response to the fact that Conservatives often want to make pot n' most other mind altering drugs illegal, but think alcohol is somehow a less harmful drug (because they actually use that one.)

Uh arent they already illegal?


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