regardless ... when you catch them
tie them up
place a plastic bag over their head and throw them in the trunk of their car

I blame Morty Wolfson.

something very similar happened in my office except it involved a missing pupusa from the fridge and only happened once.

and then we found out someone had just moved it to another shelf.

other than that though, very very similar.

does yours involve a hilariously angry email by someone who doesn't want to talk about it afterwards?

we always move her food around now.