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i dunno about that Ziggy... I dont think being a state senator is anywhere close to being a us senator. I think being a state senator is closer to being a Carolina Barbeque worker than being a us senator. But that is just my opinion of course. Clinton has TONS more experience than Obama (including living in the white house and having a voice there also -I think she worked on healthcare in the white house). Also, think of all the world leaders she was able to develop a relationship with when being the First Ho-bag. That being said, Hillary Clinton is still a DoucheNozzel. |
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and yeah, she is a douchenozzle. that's a new one!! |
Am I the only one that thinks Eliot Spitzer should be considered?
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Underwood |
: One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across
: Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. : :He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." : The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president : and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away. : :The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the : same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." :The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no : longer president and no longer resides here." : : The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. : : The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very : same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." : The Marine, somewhat agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, : "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. : Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no : longer resides here. Don't you understand?" : :The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love : hearing it." : :The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow." |
One sunny day in 2009 GBBob approached Soldier Field from across
: Michigan Ave, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. : :He spoke to the ticket agent and said, "I would like Chicago Bears playoff tickets." : The agent looked at the him and said, "Sir, The Bears did not make the playoffs." GBBob said, "Okay" and walked away. : :The following day, he approached Soldier Field and said to the : same agent, "I would like Chicago Bears Playoff tickets." :The agent again told the him, "Sir, as I said yesterday, the Bears did not make the playoffs." : : GBBob thanked him and, again, just walked away. : : The third day, he once again approached Soldier Field and spoke to the very : same agent, saying "I would like Chicago Bears playoff tickets" : The agent, somewhat agitated at this point, looked at him and said, : "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking about Bears playoff tickets. I've told you already that the Bears didn't make the playoffs. Don't you understand?" : :GBBob looked at the agent and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love : hearing it." : : I heard the same joke, but with different players... |
Yours is funnier.:D
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