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Mortimer 10-26-2008 04:38 PM
She's not going to rub my belly.

Danzig 10-26-2008 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
She's not going to rub my belly.
do you kick your leg if someone rubs your belly?

Mortimer 10-26-2008 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danzig
do you kick your leg if someone rubs your belly?
Why..yes.

Ah do.





Try rubbing a little south of there and you will really see some action.

Mortimer 10-26-2008 05:09 PM
She's not going to rub either location.

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Danzig
she isn't exactly made of money like mccains old lady. supposedly the rnc bought the clothes, and then they're supposed to be donated to charity from what i read.
If nobody said anything, those clothes were going back to Alaska.

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Danzig
i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.
Tell her a hunting joke.

pgardn 10-26-2008 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
If nobody said anything, those clothes were going back to Alaska.
They should work well in the dead of Winter...
in her trailer park.

I dont think they have that many fancy dinner
parties in Alaska. She will go back to jeans and
the lumberjack shirt.

Mike 10-26-2008 05:53 PM
Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??










A: Nothing! They both shout "Drill, Baby, Drill"

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danzig
i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.
Where did he say he heard the joke? Howard Stern? O.K.? That's a pretty specific audience. This is 180 degrees away from Bob Hope's humor. Those are the 2 extremes of humor. Not funny, and funny(but inappropriate.)

Mike 10-26-2008 06:00 PM
Try again?

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: While her mouth chants "USA,USA,USA", her vagina can only plead "Drill, Baby, Drill"

Mike 10-26-2008 06:03 PM
Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: Her mouth is a (patriotic) stunt, while her vagina is a (Christian) ****

hi_im_god 10-26-2008 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike
Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: Her mouth is a cunning stunt, while her vagina is a stunning c unt
i have no idea where you were going with the original post so i fixed it.

Rudeboyelvis 10-26-2008 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by 3kings
Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. :D The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

I had just heard it earlier in the day (saturday) on replay and initially thought it was hilarious, but that reaction could well have been clouded by my absolute and utter disdain for the woman.

Haven't had a chance to tell it in person, but I can certainly see where some people might take offense to it

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 06:18 PM
[quote=Mike]Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

/QUOTE]



My mom had a guess: "LIPSTICK"

Mike 10-26-2008 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis
I had just heard it earlier in the day (saturday) on replay and initially thought it was hilarious, but that reaction could well have been clouded by my absolute and utter disdain for the woman.

Haven't had a chance to tell it in person, but I can certainly see where some people might take offense to it

Biden would laugh, off camera, I hope.Not sure if he can incorporate the joke into his stump speech

Mike 10-26-2008 06:22 PM
[quote=SCUDSBROTHER]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

/QUOTE]



My mom had a guess: "LIPSTICK"
That's pretty good, better than mine

One thing that's great is imagining which one has the lipstick

The other great thing is Scuds floating these Q&A's by his mom

Mike 10-26-2008 06:23 PM
One likes lipstick, the other likes a dipstick?

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 06:30 PM
[quote=Mike]
Quote:
Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

That's pretty good, better than mine

One thing that's great is imagining which one has the lipstick

The other great thing is Scuds floating these Q&A's by his mom
It only works if you tell her it's inappropriate(before you tell the joke.)

Danzig 10-26-2008 06:41 PM
[quote=SCUDSBROTHER]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

/QUOTE]



My mom had a guess: "LIPSTICK"
that's what my son said...

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 06:41 PM
[quote=Danzig]
Quote:
Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

that's what my son said...
LOL..I guess Sarah did start the whole thing. She's a riot.


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