correction noted...but just so you know the power of morty....if anyone could sling the "IT", it would me morty. I guarantee he would be the best inherent "IT" slinger the world has ever known.

You are no doubt correct. His powers transcend that which the mere the mortal can comprehend.

He will sling IT to and fro and we will all be mortimen and mortiwomen.

The only thing I would change about the basement is that I would like to see a weekly update of the Beulah Racing thread

Morty's ability to understand things, even things we do not understand is uncanny. For that reason, just because you have no idea what he is talking about, does not mean that he does not know the issues, even if you have no idea.

I think his stong suite is his stance on health care...mental health care.

He is also for woman's rights and can often be talking about the right woman.

As for international issues, he transends even that by going even further into the spiritual world.

In conclusion, ask not what Morte can do for you, but rather, what you can do for Morte.

I really think his work in this thread represents how MDF is able to transcend all racial, political and sporty world barriers that continually prey on all mankind.

Feel the love in this thread and note how he is able to interact with all the posters involved.

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25455

Thud
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At first I mistakenly believed that Morty was some blog bully who cast his venom at all in some psychotic expression of his personality disorder.......but like many rushes to judgement, that which you see, and read, on the surface does not explain the "why" but only the here and now....Upon further review you learn that Morty doesn't start the fight but often he finishes it....

Morty takes more grief that Sarah Palin at a NORML convention, but most of the time it comes from those that haven't a clue about what he is all about.

Morty is beyond funny, smarter than most people here, motivated by a sense of what's right and wrong in the world but most of all Morty is a conscience the place needs, a scholar few can follow and most importantly he is that rare soul who connects with the people here with depth and honesty that at times elicit laughter, occasional tears and even anger but he is also the kind of resource the place needs to balance the collective conscience of other voices here.....

pay no attention to the morty behind the curtain.....he is the all-knowing, all-seeing wizard of "IT".

This is getting too gay even for me.



I'm leaving.

that was almost 'ol yeller-like. i think i felt a tear well up. morty should cut and save this for his obit as no one could eulogize any better than that.

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bye, but i don't think there's such a thing as "too gay for you".

Oh good ol' Dextimer Mortworthy.



OOOPS



Morty,

This man has changed my life. He even has me dreaming about his


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every night.

Morty has taught me that everyone is an idiot and I appreciate that, since he is right.

Morty taught me that I CAN be myself, as long as I send him BOO BEE pictures.

Morty is the first person I think about when I wake up in the morning, and the last person I think about before I fall asleep.

I :{>: Morty!!

I'm speechless
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:D

Your finest work in sometime:tro:

His ONLY work in sometime..

Imagine it without Morty?




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It's easy.. It happens every few weeks.