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Mortimer 08-05-2008 10:33 AM

:p Three :p excerpts:p .....:p

Coach Pants 08-05-2008 10:35 AM

"Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Curlin lost in a knife fight to Chuck Norris. We didn't. We kicked Chuck Norris' ass all over Malibu and shoved a Total Gym up his ass and made Christie Brinkley lick his taint to help ease the excruciating pain...cause we're compassionate like that. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin. And our puds are bigger too."

GPK 08-05-2008 10:36 AM

"Did you see the way Big Brown was ejaculating all over himself just running past Coal Play?"

Mortimer 08-05-2008 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
"Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Curlin lost in a knife fight to Chuck Norris. We didn't. We kicked Chuck Norris' ass all over Malibu and shoved a Total Gym up his ass and made Christie Brinkley lick his taint to help ease the excruciating pain...cause we're compassionate like that. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin. And our puds are bigger too."


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Sightseek 08-05-2008 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
"That's what I'm talking 'bout," One suit said. "Did you see that motherf.ucker turn for home? He was a like a god damn freight train! Choo choo motherf.uckers!! IEAH is the best!! Wanna see my pud?"

I laughed.

(but you should have thrown in several more !!!!! and references to eating lead paint)

Mortimer 08-05-2008 10:45 AM

"I saw a dimension of BrownSugar today that I just didn't know existed," said BrownsSugar's primary squeeze, Michael Iavarone. "She showed me more than just her boo bees. She showed me her vag!!












:p "

GBBob 08-05-2008 10:45 AM

If [Big Brown] was Golden Missile, I'd want to go clubbing with him," (One Guess) said. "He's just huge..they don't call him Big Brown for nuthin'. You know the amount of tang I could get with a schlong like that

Sightseek 08-05-2008 10:48 AM

Big Brown wouldn't chew Curlin, he'd simply kill him and move on. - MDF

Mortimer 08-05-2008 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Big Brown wouldn't chew Curlin, he'd simply kill him and move on. - MDF



Pay the lady,Shirley.

Coach Pants 08-05-2008 10:51 AM

I saw another dimension of Big Brown today that I just didn't know existed," said Big Brown's owner, Michael Iavarone. "He showed more than just his ability. He showed intergalactic planetary. Now excuse me I have to go and apply some more product on my hair."

Mortimer 08-05-2008 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Seriously, this is the funniest post I've ever read on here. Hands down. Lifetime supply of pies.


:mad:

Mortimer 08-05-2008 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:

It's really the last line that is so funny. If you knew the story you would see how funny it is.

I want my autographed Andy photo back.


NOW.

hoovesupsideyourhead 08-05-2008 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:

It's really the last line that is so funny. If you knew the story you would see how funny it is.

no doubt..:tro: :tro: :tro:

Mortimer 08-05-2008 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I already traded it to Thebby for one of her dogs. Sorry.


:mad:

Mortimer 08-05-2008 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
no doubt..:tro: :tro: :tro:



:mad:

hoovesupsideyourhead 08-05-2008 11:13 AM

how about this actual quote '' i hope his ol lady is home getting drilled by a brother with a **** the size of a baseball bat".. on trainer tom albatrani after songster lost to court vision ..as loud as a megaphone......


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