I didn't hear what Jay said, and certainly he has my greatest respect, but I will reserve judgement on exactly what went down. I find not taking everything I hear around the racetrack at face value has been a great benefit to me.

:)

They cut to Jay Privman and he reported it, and Randy Moss and Bailey went biserk about it after they cut back

You can say that again...

Had you heard that Dennis of Cork was sick on Saturday?

Bailey may have gone biserk but I am guessing, if anything, Randy went berserk.

Bailey's commentary is really a riot. I heard a little of him during the Preakness. Does he know it's horse racing or does he think jockeys run around the track?

and they had a 13 race card...

I missed that laugher. I must have been too busy trying to avoid people that wanted to hug me in the 197 degree heat.

whatever Mr. English major.....

But yes, he is comical

Not an English major ( statistics actually )......I just happen to be reasonably literate.

You might want to try reading. It could help you get laid.

Then you should certainly understand the probability of what you are postulating on.

I'm trying to lower the odds for him.

Not even getting involved in this hilariousness

its all in the "waitress slayer" flip flopps

Seriously, I don't know what it is lately but all the girls I have been hitting on lately are waitresses...

This thread is hillareous.

That's a very good sign. Just read a few books and you'll be in business.

All this thread needs is GPK thinking he is a playa

FTFY

I will book some bets on that

Just for the record, this is the human being that asked me to hit on abnormally large woman that were sitting next to us at Saratoga.

1) How dare he ask me to hit on chicks DURING THE DAY AT THE RACETRACK?

and

2) These weren't even slightly large woman, which I am cool with, I am talking like 350+ type stuff here.

And before anyone goes nuts on me, I am all for fat people, I am slightly large myself, but 350+...wow

Dude....I walked around Toga for 5 days. Those 3 girls were your ONLY chance of getting laid that week. With any luck, they may be back this year to give you another shot.