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Mortimer 05-20-2008 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
She should teach 70's girl on the bareback thread the importance of having a good hair day.


Oh poo....I was hoping you could top that with your own photo.



But I guess not.

:(

my miss storm cat 05-20-2008 03:34 PM

Good luck to anyone trying to top that one.

So Morty, who wins the Belmonts?:D

Do we have a TC winner or do we fly the Japanese flag or what?

Mortimer 05-20-2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Good luck to anyone trying to top that one.

So Morty, who wins the Belmonts?:D

Do we have a TC winner or do we fly the Japanese flag or what?

You think I'd spit it out that easy?






You will have to wait just like the rest.....wait untl the Fetching of the Cards.

my miss storm cat 05-20-2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You think I'd spit it out that easy?






You will have to wait just like the rest.....wait untl the Fetching of the Cards.

I never spit, I sw, oh wait... we're talking about you. Sorry.

Mortimer 05-20-2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I never spit, I sw, oh wait... we're talking about you. Sorry.


And so....we see what happens when I venture outside of SnowyWoods.










Oh my God.



















































thud

Coach Pants 05-20-2008 03:54 PM

*covers eyes*

Mortimer 05-20-2008 04:37 PM

!!



--sneezes--

Mortimer 05-20-2008 05:28 PM

Belmont officials are hoping Slews Tizzy finishes the 2007 Belmont Stakes before 2008's starts.




We all wish them success in this endeavor.

Mortimer 05-20-2008 06:06 PM

=:>

horseofcourse 05-21-2008 03:04 AM

anak nakal is the Jhonny Peralta of Belmont runners.

( I wasn't stupid enough to start it...but I'll participate.)

...and tom-C-toe is certainly the LeBron game 1 in Boston definite peak performer.

horseofcourse 05-21-2008 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
I liked Avery Smartman better.

I agree...Mortimer drags compared to Mr Avery Smartman. He was much more perky.

Mortimer 05-21-2008 07:31 AM

^^^ Pud wrestler.

2 Dollar Bill 05-21-2008 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
She should teach 70's girl on the bareback thread the importance of having a good hair day.

Who was looking @ the hair ? :cool:

Mortimer 05-21-2008 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Who was looking @ the hair ? :cool:


At least it shows she's not a lesbian.

























Oh gosh, Uncly...you know what I mean.

Antitrust32 05-21-2008 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
At least it shows she's not a lesbian.





Oh gosh, Uncly...you know what I mean.


most women are at least a little bit bisexual...

not that i know this from experience or anything.. ;)

Antitrust32 05-21-2008 11:05 AM

By the way morty...

I am afraid to open the most excellent thread stevie started because I'm at work and I work with a ton of women...


will you be so kind to describe some of the photo's for me??

Mortimer 05-21-2008 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
By the way morty...

I am afraid to open the most excellent thread stevie started because I'm at work and I work with a ton of women...


will you be so kind to describe some of the photo's for me??





Shirley.











My pud's in a sling.









OK?

Mortimer 05-21-2008 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
most women are at least a little bit bisexual...

not that i know this from experience or anything.. ;)


Not to worry.










I'm a LOT lesbian!


=;>

Antitrust32 05-21-2008 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Shirley.



My pud's in a sling.





OK?


!!OOOOOOOOOO!!


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