Hossy...sometimes we make too much of things.


This girl is very interested in you...believe me.






She has begun the ritual Dance of Frosted Tip Hand Jive.


Remember those full breasts???















Be a Predator.







Be a Predator!!!

Stop putzing around here.....you get a pm off to Hossy RIGHT NOW and let him know in no uncertain terms what you desires upon him are.



















Don't be a fool.

rule-eng un ze flour!!!!




Oh mine God.


























thud!!

Hossy..Andrew just gave me a great idea.



Listen to this....memorize it so you can sing it to her:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucSZwGsodpQ


Pay close attention to the beauty of the lyrics---particularly how her presence " just blows me away". ....ya can't buy stuff like this.


Oh---make sure to inhale large quantities of laughing gas before you sing to her.

I think in order to seal the deal Hossy should sing this classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptJXkLUEmB8

If you can't sing falsetto then a nice dose of helium will do.

Ain't she a honey?











BARF

Hossy---you can use this if you want.

It's by Billy Bo Blackwood..called........ah luv yer azz




ah smelt yer hair

even though you ain't here

when ah touch yer skin

ah know'd war ahd been







(chorus)




baaabyyyyy ya knock me down

fer a count a ten

them ah git up again

ya really pult the rug out from under me..ah feel lak a clown






















Beautiful.

EAUHX!!


Good one!

This one's by Tim Didley...called.......ah miss ya sa much




HA-WAAAAAH!!

HA-WAAAAAH!!

HA-WAAAAAH!!



AH MISS YER AZZ SA MUCH AH WANNA STICK A FORK IN MAH BELLY






































Oh God....I'm crying.

And who could ever forget this heart stabber by Billy Rayburn IncomeTax ReturnCheck:




yew don't swallers








ooooh baby...yew git on over here

yew let yer man give yew some lovin'

brang yew a case a beer

yew know'd ah was not funin'





that night whan ah told you hold tight

and yer tits met mah face

ah got me one big ol' woody

yew know what tew dew now














I have to stop with the country love songs.......my heart is floating.

But just one more.


Tammy Flynetty's.......ah wont you ta squart me with mustard




Oh geez...I can't do it.

I'm a pile of tears now.

I'm sorry,Hossy.

i like this one- im gettin' yer country azz signed- you play a git-tar?

Yer fucl<in'-aye rat ..mah man.





Har's mah new songy tatle:







Yew stole mah '52 Topps set---ya b!tch

The thing is..they call this stuff "white blues."


Black bluesmen say,in retort....."Good----you keep that mess as far away from us as possible."

And Buddy Guys says..."AH DON'T CAH!!"

Ah Did Not Know'd The Gun Was Low-ded





So Sorry... Mah Dear

Mary Kay..mah darlin'

ah didn't know'd you'd make so much money

from that stuff yew put on yer face



if a did ah would have been to yew more sunny

and would not have hit yew with that vase

And no one thought this thread had any potential.... :rolleyes:


































Just look at it now!























It may yet result in a new NerdyTrail romance!





















Or at the least a Country Music Association Award for the Plum City Strummer...