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philcski 02-27-2008 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.
Doesn't Magna G qualify for this race?

my miss storm cat 02-27-2008 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by philcski
If you're going to toss me a softball... I'll hit it out:

* Add the "Todd Pletcher Invitational Stakes" whereas the minimum horseflesh purchase price will be $3,000,000... running for a purse of $45k (crossfiring 2yo's in training encouraged :D)
Can the announcer be wearing a chicken suit?

Sorry.... a flashback to the old days. :p

Should have written it in haiku.....

SniperSB23 02-27-2008 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Can the announcer be wearing a chicken suit?

Sorry.... a flashback to the old days. :p

Should have written it in haiku.....
Tom Durkin in a chicken suit would be an upgrade over Denman. Hell, Tom Durkin in his birthday suit couldn't ruin the event anymore than Denman.

my miss storm cat 02-27-2008 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Tom Durkin in a chicken suit would be an upgrade over Denman. Hell, Tom Durkin in his birthday suit couldn't ruin the event anymore than Denman.
:eek:

Danzig 02-27-2008 06:14 PM
have kyrim do an in depth analysis of all runners.

my miss storm cat 02-27-2008 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Danzig
have kyrim do an in depth analysis of all runners.
In French?

Danzig 02-27-2008 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
In French?
even better

Danzig 02-27-2008 08:16 PM
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kyrim with secret 'expert'



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kentuckyrosesinmay 02-27-2008 08:23 PM
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kyrim with secret 'expert'



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Haha...that made me laugh.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-27-2008 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by philcski

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions
I agree with my miss storm cat. This one is awesome.

Danzig 02-27-2008 08:30 PM
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Haha...that made me laugh.
mr garrison has to make everyone laugh i would think.

2 Dollar Bill 02-28-2008 09:40 AM
Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !

Sightseek 02-28-2008 09:41 AM
Onesuit and Pointgiven1985 replace the ESPN broadcasting team.

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !
Okay but you do mean do it twice... correct?

After all, we now have Ladies Day. :rolleyes:

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Onesuit and Pointgiven1985 replace the ESPN broadcasting team.
Can Corrina help out? :D

Sightseek 02-28-2008 09:42 AM
Move the Juvie races to Sunday and make it Baby Day.

Sightseek 02-28-2008 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Can Corrina help out? :D
Sorry, it's just been announced, GRITS is taking on the job of Jennine Edwards.

2 Dollar Bill 02-28-2008 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Okay but you do mean do it twice... correct?
YES
After all, we now have Ladies Day. :rolleyes:
The way them horses run.. you can run them every 3 minutes ! After all only ONE gets the brass ring ! :D

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Sorry, it's just been announced, GRITS is taking on the job of Jennine Edwards.
Can't wait to see her interview the boys in blue!

my miss storm cat 02-28-2008 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
The way them horses run.. you can run them every 3 minutes ! After all only ONE gets the brass ring ! :D
Will they be painted pink?


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