Shaq is averaging 14.2 ppg, and 7.8 rbg. Shaq and Wallace would be a good duo in the middle. Shaq would only have to play about 15 minutes a game. However, the Bulls are not going to beat the Pistons and the Celtics to win the east.

Isiah, is that you????

That was funny. I wish I was Isiah.

No you dont. You wish you were the person Isiah made sexual advances on.

Umm o.k.

They lost to the KNICKS...at home?






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People this big dont last playing a game that involves running and jumping.
His joints are done. Apparently his hip is really bad. He would need to lose a lot of weight, including muscle mass, to really be effective in any manner.

I hope he retires. He might be able to live a fairly pain free life if he stops
now. This is a man headed for knee and hip replacement anyway.

Speaking of Shaq--here are some of his monthly expenses:

$156,116 in mortgages on three homes (including his $20 million mansion on Miami Beach's Star Island), plus $31,299 in homeowners insurance;

$110,505 for vacations;

$26,500 a month for child care;

$24,300 for gas;

$17,220 for clothing;

$12,775 for food;

$10,065 for electricity;

$10,000 for temporary child support;

$10,000 for alimony;

$6,730 for dry cleaning;

$5,000 for car payments;

$3,345 for phone bills;

$2,305 for pets;

$1,610 for lawn and pool maintenance;

$1,495 for cable TV

I should have never posted such a crazy thought. It is just frustration that every team I cheer for has gone to ****. Lets see the checklist

1) Bears = garbage
2) SIU = garbage, can't even score FIFTY points in a game
3) Cubs = hopeful but that has been the same for 100 years
4) Bulls = beyond garbage

Now lets look at my teams rivals

1) Packers = Outstanding this year although overrated
2) Creighton = rebuilding just the same but can actually make shots
3) White Sox = WS two years ago
4) Cardinals = always good with the most hilarious people
5) Detriot = always good