The first was just a GenuineCrazyLady....I mean tickler.







You will have to pay for the rest.

Maybe you should write a book, Morty.

"How to get to fourth base, the simple way"

..at what point do you use the peanut butter?

my car move is reaching my arm across her as i put on the brakes.
























then quickly unfastening her seatbelt as i drive into a tree. the airbag usually keeps me conscious.

i don't recommend this if you own a car more expensive than a roofie.