My vanity plate says 11...ANDPROUDOFIT







Matching absolutely nothing on my person.


But it gets me in a lot of garages.

I'm dying to hear the next misspelling.

I mean it would look pretty stupid on the dupa,but....oh forget it.

I tried to get BUC NKD, BCK NKD or BUCK NKD, but they wouldn't allow it here in FL so I told them to BUCK OFF. :D

I tried to tell them it was my horse's name, but they said it was to dirty. COME ON!

Your horse or the name?

Oh be nice Morty. I have to get up early in the morning to go to yet another funeral. I seem to be doing that a lot lately.

Next week you can be mean again.

Mort, be a gentlemen. Of course, it would be BOTH!

Her plate for you is "2 BUF 4U"!

I move this be retitled:


This Is My License Plate.




And another be opened under: This Is My Dupa.

And for a certain poster:



These Are All Of My Wooden Hangers.

If Mort drove we could chip in here and get him his own special plate -- "BEAT IT".

Other suggestions very welcome...

I'm sorry.







I hope these folks are dead.


I hate live funerals.

OH!!....GOOD ONE!





Sounds like a rap group.

GOOD NIGHT MORTY! :mad: Remind me to beat you with a wire hanger when I get back next week.

I knew that was a bad ah-dee-er.




I apologize.



Uncalled for...but not meant to be mean...honest.


Just trying to lighten you up for tomorrow. There's nothing quite like going to a funeral with a nice big smiley face on.





I ususally start out by saying..."OK....who's the dead one?"










Honestly...I think they're dumb.


I just don't go to funerals.



Really.....the person is dead and hundreds of people go to do




what?.......confirm what everyone already knows??












Really....don't go.


Macabre.

Kinda hard to skip your father in law's funeral Morty.... Hubby drove up to N. FL this morning. I took care of everything today and am driving up tomorrow. Not really going to be a great holiday season at Buffy's house this year. Last few months have kinda sucked donkey balls.

I am hoping that 2008 will be a better year.

I am packing as I am typing. AND I CAN'T FIND MY PANTYHOSE!!!!

I offer no answer for that last one.



Well I am honestly sorry...but I really don't understand funerals.

That's very tough for your husband as it is and these things make it all that much tougher.

Golly...I've gone way off topic again.





The morning crew is going to be just beside themselves.

Thanks. I will be sure to start a thread when I get back so you and PP can make some more idiotic comments.

:D

Oh forget it.










It's a gift...really.