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Antitrust32

11-27-2007 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riot

Sigh ... to get your "porn name", your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the name of the street you lived on as a child.

lol my porn name is Candy West. nice!

GBBob

11-27-2007 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

lol my porn name is Candy West. nice!

Roxanne Ridgewood

not bad..., if I was a girl

today it would be Struttin Bristol...much better

declansharbor

11-27-2007 07:42 AM

and now introducing.....

six and change productions......

Hunter Tabor!!!

Payson Dave

11-27-2007 07:56 AM

That darn Thebby babe sure knows how to send a thread astray...

Sightseek

11-27-2007 08:32 AM

Gizmo Cherry

AeWingnut

11-28-2007 03:36 PM

Barnibus Dunham

Danzig

11-28-2007 07:36 PM

can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.

Danzig

11-28-2007 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Gizmo Cherry

DING DING DING
folks, we have a winner.

hi_im_god

11-28-2007 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav

No, I didn't read the whole thing completely and I always thought the porn name was your middle name and your childhood street name.

Misty Kedvale would then be my name in this version of the porn name game

middle name/street name is the correct formulation.

i have no idea where this pet name idea came from. you'd have guys named ginger and girls named bruno if that was true.

-art verdi

Kasept

11-28-2007 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god

middle name/street name is the correct formulation.

That would make mine 'Leigh Richmond'..

MaTH716

11-28-2007 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Your first pet was named Dick? What was it...a goldfish?

Holy SH!t, one of the funniest posts ever, was in tears reading it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig

can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.

You think that you have it bad, my pet turtle was named for my street. I would be: Elvin Elvin. I couldn't even get a job in gay porn with that name!

pmacdaddy

11-28-2007 08:30 PM

Silk Polsin or John Polsin...

Think "John Polsin" just sounds like a bad M'fer...

Hickory Hill Hoff

11-28-2007 08:33 PM

Scotty Kellogg or Anthony Kellogg

Rileyoriley

11-28-2007 08:33 PM

Chipper Old Farm if using pet's name
Deb Old Farm if using middle name

Neither sounds very good.

otisotisotis

11-28-2007 09:27 PM

combining both methods....
captain wayne merravay....

SniperSB23

11-28-2007 09:34 PM

Macarthur Lawrence

Samarta

11-28-2007 09:54 PM

Oh I so don't wanna say this, but sometimes you gotta lean in to the inside pitch....

"Queenie Jefferson" :(

pmayjr

11-28-2007 10:09 PM

Andy Red Wing...

I've never wanted to get my "Red Wings"... at least not in a sexual manner, so I don't wanna know what kind of crazy fetish porn I'd do lol.

packerbacker7964

11-28-2007 10:32 PM

By your rules I'd be Patches Morgan. But my Porn name would be
"Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it.

hi_im_god

11-28-2007 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by packerbacker7964

By your rules I'd be Patches Morgan. But my Porn name would be
"Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it.

"But my Porn name would be "Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it."

great name.

unless your porn partner doesn't like the idea of being torn apart. or you being done after 15 seconds.

you might as well call yourself rusty nailer.

if i have a choice i'm going with dr. phil winfrey.

won't be able to keep the ladies away. giggity!

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