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Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I hope that blech wasn't for DC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni1-N...elated&search=

Pencil me in for the next official HAPPYFUNDAY. I'll pass today.

Number 4 is always a winner.





Oh come on now BrownSugar.

How about just a hug then?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
What in tarnation?

ror!







You will kiss Sighty-poo.

Make her BELIEVE you MEAN it!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You are a VERY bad man. VERY

ror!!

Oh you love it and you know it.


Do ya need instructions here!?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:23 PM
YA adon't have to stick with these pairings...just have fun...that's all you HAVE to do!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:29 PM
Here's a HAPPY SONG!


EVERYBODY SING!!!!!!!!!






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7BmrewitiA

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer



ror!







You will kiss Sighty-poo.

Make her BELIEVE you MEAN it!
Ok I'll make her believe it. One condition...

You have to kiss Suffy-Poo!!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Yes please
You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
So you are saying we can mix and match? This could get fun...


Absolutely.


Anyone who has entered here is fair game.










Just leave me alone you swine.



=:>

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 12:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.
Which lips are you talking about?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Which lips are you talking about?

Must I scold you?


If they get that far.....why we'll take it up at that time.I'm sure Hossy will need further instruction.







He failed tulips....don't ya know.

SentToStud 10-03-2007 12:42 PM
The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.

Buffymommy 10-03-2007 12:42 PM
Ya bored Morty?

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Must I scold you?


If they get that far.....why we'll take it up at that time.I'm sure Hossy will need further instruction.







He failed tulips....don't ya know.
Oh well I was mistaken. I'm gonna have to decline the Sighty-Poo offer.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by SentToStud
The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.

Good to see the singularity havig fun.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Ya bored Morty?
MORTE' is never bored!


Here ...have fun....ah wonder if she can cook?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7BmrewitiA

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SentToStud
The trioka is posting at a very high level today. Nice to see.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:51 PM
hmmm..I guess ya could take Hossy's kissing instruction 2 ways.


I meant it in only the most poetic form of mouth to mouth.



Pillow...you are filthy...surely you are.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Now this is so nice to see.


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