Not looking to marry her. Just painfully obvious to me the girl is in need of some "guidance" after finishing up her first year of college. It can be a confusing time in a young womans life and I just want to make sure she is able to experience all of life pleasures that she may be curious about. It is my duty as a man...


besides...my intentions are pure

Only Top Shelf for ya, huh Kev? We used to have a crew at the simulcast parlor we called the "Heineken" crew. They would show up only on big race days, order dozens of Heinekens, then argue about who lost the most money. Haven't seen them in a while.

Seth..not all of us can roll like you and drink the good stuff, like Coors Light.:cool:

I forgot to ask, was that Miller High Life Light draft, can or bottle?

Bottle!!!!!


Can??? how redneck do you think I am?

Miller High Life Lite, Seriously Kev? can you pick anything worse??

well....they don't server Natty Light...

I will be stepping up my game in Toga though....

Miller Lite only when I am on vacation:cool:

Cant you get a 30 pack of Nat Ice for 12 bucks or so??

not sure Kev...but I can get 24 Miller High Life Lite for $11.99...

.50 cents a beer!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:

and its BYOB at Saratoga right?? some Heineken Premium Light for me so.. Goes down way too easy..

More like BUB for you and I. Bring Us Beer:D

ewww


gimme michelob or bud ice, or MGD--bottle only please!

My time:

10% Sneaking into track to avoid paying $2

10% Sneaking into clubhouse (same reason)

10% Sleeping to rest up after above efforts

20% Explaining to 19 years old girls why I'm not that old

20% Standing in line to get ice cream

20% Standing in line to buy booze (while eating ice cream)

5% Handicapping, wagering, watching races, swearing at jockeys, starting fights

5% Trying to steal next day's racing form.

booze and ice cream don't go together--well, most booze that is...but mudslides mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm