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my miss storm cat 06-21-2007 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I just received the minimum bid by private entry from DrugStore.

Doggone it...I shouldn't have revealed his name....oh well.


Fine work...Drugstore.








Up next....MissKityKat for 300 pop...I mean dollars.
Ummm..... I've only read the last page once again...

Am i to assume you're selling me or did you just want to make me do a you-know-what-kind-of-post here?????

Payson Dave 06-22-2007 08:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Ummm..... I've only read the last page once again...

Am i to assume you're selling me or did you just want to make me do a you-know-what-kind-of-post here?????

He did sell you.... but it was a COD deal...if you are not on a plane by this afternoon then the deal may fall through...

Storm Cadet 06-22-2007 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Payson Dave
He did sell you.... but it was a COD deal...if you are not on a plane by this afternoon then the deal may fall through...
I'd call Scott Boras and get agent representation so Morty doesn't take you for a ride!

my miss storm cat 06-22-2007 09:56 AM
I guess it would be nice to know who bought me anyway.....

byalip 06-22-2007 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
And now the final auction.


Carla ,ThebbyTwoTimes and AuntyCooby( AC is shy and did not want it known she was a MG).




ALL THREE......






....FOR ONLY $1595!!!!








It just don't git no better 'an 'at!

Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.

Cajungator26 06-22-2007 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by byalip
Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.
Too late... you've been sold. You are due to be shipped off to Biloxi, Mississippi tomorrow AM.

byalip 06-22-2007 04:30 PM
Huh????

What are you...Morté's agent?

Please be informed that some people are priceless.
believe Morté KNOWS that for a fact. No doubt.

NoChanceToDance 06-22-2007 06:06 PM
You're coming to Newmarket MMSC....... Hope you will like it :)

Cajungator26 06-22-2007 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by byalip
Huh???? What are you...Morté's agent?
Why yes, yes I am. Would you prefer Alaska?

byalip 06-22-2007 08:28 PM
Once again....


HUH?

Mortimer 06-22-2007 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by byalip
Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.
ror!!....Oh my...I may have to give money back.

I hate that.




Don't you like your new home Aunty?

Mortimer 06-22-2007 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I guess it would be nice to know who bought me anyway.....
I made a mistake.

I bought you back for 5 large.




Honest a God...sometimes I think I'm ISeemStupid.

But having my own shadow reminds me that I am not.

Storm Cadet 06-22-2007 09:18 PM
Morty...don't forget the COUGARS!

hoovesupsideyourhead 06-22-2007 11:47 PM
im sure devine in waiting for you....

byalip 06-23-2007 05:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
ror!!....Oh my...I may have to give money back.

I hate that.
Do what you have to do. Just make it right.

Mortimer 06-23-2007 09:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by byalip
Do what you have to do. Just make it right.

You have lately left me scratching my head.





But jist you don't go callin' me late fer dinner!!

Rileyoriley 06-23-2007 06:51 PM
New and improved Morty? May I ask what the improvements are? You were ok in my book just the way you were.

Mortimer 06-23-2007 07:06 PM
This is the kind of adulation I have come to expect.Entirely to kind...Deb.




The new and improvements are a kinder,simpler,more benevolent Mortimer. One who listens to opinions that differ from his and understand people are different....therefor their thoughts are as well.



Now they may be frozen,stupid or dead.







But ,doggone it , they're people.

Payson Dave 06-23-2007 07:12 PM
I think I'm gonna find that I liked the ol' Morty better

Rileyoriley 06-23-2007 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
This is the kind of adulation I have come to expect.Entirely to kind...Deb.




The new and improvements are a kinder,simpler,more benevolent Mortimer. One who listens to opinions that differ from his and understand people are different....therefor their thoughts are as well.

Oh I get it! Now you're like Dr. Phil!

Now they may be frozen,stupid or dead.


I come into contact with many in that catagory at work.




But ,doggone it , they're people.
According to the ACLU.:D


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