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Cajungator26 06-21-2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Cajun for 99.95.

Ouch. That hurts, Mort. Just for that, I'm going to keep singing.

I did you wrong,
My foolish heart went out to play.
And then I lost you,
Oh What a price for me to pay.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
I totally miss you.

I keep on waiting,
And in my dreams I see a face.
You're still in my life,
No one else can take your place.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
I totally miss you...I totally miss you.
Oh I totally miss you.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
Oh I totally miss you...I totally miss you.

Mortimer 06-21-2007 11:33 AM

I just received the minimum bid by private entry from DrugStore.

Doggone it...I shouldn't have revealed his name....oh well.


Fine work...Drugstore.








Up next....MissKityKat for 300 pop...I mean dollars.

Mortimer 06-21-2007 11:35 AM

The Kat has been purchased.

Mortimer 06-21-2007 11:37 AM

And now the final auction.


Carla ,ThebbyTwoTimes and AuntyCooby( AC is shy and did not want it known she was a MG).




ALL THREE......






....FOR ONLY $1595!!!!








It just don't git no better 'an 'at!

Mortimer 06-21-2007 11:39 AM

Oh my God.

Mortimer 06-21-2007 11:40 AM

And to answer a private inquiry....




...YES!


All three come with full fellatio-poo warranties.

Mortimer 06-21-2007 11:41 AM

ror!


I'm being FLOODED with private bids!!

paisjpq 06-21-2007 11:45 AM

well I got myself all dusted off for the big sale day...what now?

Mortimer 06-21-2007 11:46 AM

A private bid of $73,650 from a consortium of NYC metro area residents has been accepted.


Thank you so much gentlemen.










Enjoy.

Mortimer 06-21-2007 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
well I got myself all dusted off for the big sale day...what now?

ROR!!!

Good job!












And now I leave.

Cajungator26 06-21-2007 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
ror!


I'm being FLOODED with private bids!!

By design by neglect
For a fact or just for effect
When they met where they connect
At the confluence of travel and sex
More a trip than a quest
Plunged into the deeply freckled breast
Where to now? if I had to guess
I'm afraid to say Antarctica's next

Storm Cadet 06-21-2007 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
A private bid of $73,650 from a consortium of NYC metro area residents has been accepted.


Thank you so much gentlemen.
Enjoy.

Are we going to see any resales on Stub-Hub?

Also any chance of rustling up some Cougars in addition to these mares?

The Indomitable DrugS 06-21-2007 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
careful my dear, as I can find you in saratoga....

And when you do.....

We shall cuddle.

Rileyoriley 06-21-2007 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I sold DebODeb for $200 on Ebay.


So that explains those phone calls I was getting at work............:D

paisjpq 06-21-2007 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
And when you do.....

We shall cuddle.


splendid.

but don't tell morty k?

The Indomitable DrugS 06-21-2007 08:50 PM

My lips are sealed.

Rileyoriley 06-21-2007 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.


I'm getting dizzy.

Rileyoriley 06-21-2007 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.


Hey! You didn't say "Simon Says"!:D

Rileyoriley 06-21-2007 09:19 PM

Morty,
Forgive me for my transgressions. I entered Rehab today, was cured in a few hours, and have been released. It won't happen again.

Rileyoriley 06-21-2007 09:19 PM

Well, at least not this week.:rolleyes:


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