You should realize you're speaking to a 6'3" Italian boy.....

I'm sure anyone familar with the Parallel Schlong Chart ('sup BWS) will tell you that it translates to being on par with a 6'4" NBA player or a 7'5" white guy.

Hey now, don't be so rough on yourself. I saw a porn once with a couple of dwarfs starring in it and they were both hung like horses. I'm sure you're fine. :D

I realize you obsess A LOT over "Sultry Serling" (as you call him!) --- however, did you really have to bring up that you watched him perform in pornos?

Hey, if BTW is hung like that, please inform me on what other videos he's been in. I'll even spend your money to purchase them. LOL!

He made a brief appearance in a couple of all-Jewish Bukkake films.

I believe it was called "Jewkkake Volume 6. Spraying Sarah Silverman."

Classic...

that there is funny sh*t...

Oh boy.








Suitable for thudding.













thud

careful my dear, as I can find you in saratoga....

Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.

It was all Sal's fault.

Talk about your male bimbos.





Anyhooo....I will do this quickly.

I am leaving NT..I mean DT for the last time( stop that applauding)....for sure.




I have reinstated the 3 earlier expunged as I want to sell off my inventory. Please submit bids quickly as I will leave in just a few hours.



DebODeb is the first offered for bidding.






It starts at 100 dollars.

I hope I start higher than $100. :p

And Morty...

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door

please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go......., I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my life time
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go
Don't go.......
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go.......
I'm begging you to stay...Hey hey hey

GoingoncetwicethreetimesSOLD! to Cajun for $100..


Congratulations. I'm sure you will have fun with her.







The downside is UnclyTrust is going to be mighty angry.

Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!

WTF? It better be DebODeb that is discounted!

2 for 1.





The swine always expect volume discounts.

I sold DebODeb for $200 on Ebay.

Cajun for 99.95.