CleverLand is cold. I've heard that. Was thinking about taking a job in a place called Oberlin.... it's up thaya somewheres.... You probably know it.











Anywho The guy was all "Rudy you would be a perfect fit!!! Yea!!! We need you!!"



























So I immediately says, "Cool yer jets Sonny!, I got sh1t ta figger out first!!!"

























So's I go on the intarweb for details about this joint - you know city data and whatnot...


I laughed. A lot.




























Called the guy back and asked him if he had any idea how cold the intarweb is telling people it is thaya in tha winter!!???










I Says, "You need to call city-data.com and tell them to get their sh1t together, cause from the looks of things the only ones in Oberlin are you, Santa and a bunch of midgets!! And further more, though you're pic on the company webscreen does look eerily like Mrs. Claus, I'm quite convinced he doesn't swing that way.....I don't know what kinda sh1t you're pulling here fella, but I'm not one to take these kind of sick webbyjokes lightly!! "









































He told me (in a rather scolding, condescending tone and manner) that "midgets" is an inappropriate slang word for little people, and if I was making a joke about how Oberlin is as cold as the North Pole, well then, technically elves aren't even midg.... little people.



























I reminded him to focus his attention on the prevailing matter at hand.




That firstly the intarweb is wrong about the winter temps in his fair city.






















He said, nope the intarweb is accurate.





































I told him that he should go fuc1< himself with an icepick and hire a godamned eskimo if that were really the case.
























I believed he was testin' my mettle. Mettle testin' is an old trick they use ta use in weedin' out the weak ones.






That's no longer the case - but ahm digressin'

































Nevah heard from that sick bastard again. True Story.

!!


Really?



A pretty good one,too.The only thing there is a private college.It's like,I think, maybe 40 miles west of Cleveland.

All you have to do is take Clevelands lattitude and see where it connects to on a map.It's cold.

What? The part about it being a true story?









Nope. Completely fabricated errrr Poetic License.







No offense, I don't do Ohio. Been there, just not my cup o tea. It's an acquired taste and I've never been there long enough to acquire anything but a miserable head cold.



Been to Columbus to go to the airport ... ONCE.

Been to Marietta for a wedding.... ONCE.




That's it. I've got a friend that moved to Sugar Creek 7 years ago... Been buggin me ever since to visit..... Told him I see him enough when he and his family invade my house every year for spring break.

Plus if I drive there and get stuck behind one of those godamnity Amish horse and buggy thingys I WILL introduce the 21st century heat to their asses, in a manner most unpleasant.





Not worth it...I don't need an Amish Jihad Fahtwa deal hanging over me head. Best I stay here raght heyah in Flooryduh.

Yes, I di d believe you.



We're 150 miles north of columbus and on he lake that pumps snow.

It's not even close.

Well quite quiet here.... This is Good.

Speegish has delivered on his promise to provide me mah spaaaasheaal new siggy.


I will unveil shortly after Cylde's demise.











Would not be fair nor proper to reveal such things to a man in his failing condition.











I must say, it is grand. Colloquial, yet grand. His use of homogenistic hyperbole is in fact, the finest I've seen. In print that is.

Lest we forget and discount the power and the glory that is JUST ONE MORE VICTORY:


Congratulations Rudy,

First of all, let me assure you, on behalf of Churchill Downs Inc. (CDI) that all of us at Twin Spires (aka ChurchyTaDo) appreciate and realize the FULL FORCE of the "Just One More Victory" thread...

It is THE force which mere mortals cannot comprehend, in the hawsey world.

We are happy to announce that you finished seventh in the first 1st ever TwinSpires.com Delta Downs Jackpot Challenge! Your prize includes a free spot in the Coast Casino Horseplayer World Series to be held February 17-19, 2011 at the Orleans Hotel in Las Vegas and a $250 credit to your TwinSpires.com wagering account. You can find more details about this major event at CoastRace.com.

Winning contestants are responsible for {I'll paraphrase} (yada yada yada and yada)


To collect your prizes, you simply need to mail back the attached W9 and affidavit as soon as possible.

{not happening....I don't do forms - if ah did the gobmnet would take alls my mona-ey!! }

If possible, we would also like to get a testimonial :eek::eek: from you concerning your methods of playing the contest, whether you used any BRIS products, {lolololololololol...................no........... .... :mad:} and a little bit about your history as a handicapper {that will be profound - and will be posted in it's entirety raght heyah before submission - get ready to lol}. If you would be willing to email me a short statement, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you for taking part in the Delta Downs Jackpot Challenge at TwinSpires.com. If you have any questions about your prizes, please contact me.

Congratulations again on your accomplishment!

!!!!






That is the stuff of which champions are made.That's pretty doggoned impressive, but you're not going?

The signature...you can't even pm it to me? My curiosity is really up on this one

His conditions....not mine. I'm afraid. I shan't defy his confidence. You must die, sir.

Well phooey.



Death has no name.

It's like an idea whose time has come.

ChurchyTaDo AKA Twin Spirals AKA Youbet AKA Whatevah...


Will NOT dictate their will upon me.... I will show up in Losty Wages on my own accord and dictate the goings-on per the rules and sanctions beheld by the Just One More Victory LLC charter.





anything less would disgrace all we have accomplished.










That, I assure you, will be held wholly intact.









Fancypants outsiders will NOT compromise the mission.






This is my werd.

Compromse the mission.


I like that.

So mysterious--so catchy!

When you hear Vivaldis 4 Seasons...you will know the time is near.

Boardwalk Empire is on. Nucky Thompson would fit well here.

Gotta watch - then Married to Rock on E



Speegish is reconsidering his stance - I will apprise the masses shortly

Good deal.



Just keep it real.

2nd movement of Winter - Toasty



More of a fan of Nicolo Paganini

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHSwY...eature=related

Caprice #24 in A minor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHrZA...eature=related

The winds of change....They are inevitable..... Most of the chicks on Married to Rock have weathered the winds of change....And have embraced it.








Plus they have great big boo-bees.




That is why this is my foavooooorite teleisoione programme.






Ability to roll + great big boo-bees = :{>::{>::{>::{>:

Hey!!



Ya know!

Don't know the show, no television.



Bettah that way;the imagination is just starting to really kick in.

Can someone direct me back to twinspires tv, I was deeply involved with the great Ballymoral track and hit the wrong button.......thanks in advance.;)

No.



Anytime.

I know this aint the correct thread to make such a comment, but I hope your boy Cribbs can get healthy. With that monster Hillis running like a runaway bull, they could do something.

This is not appropriate..... there is a special stevie sportry place for this nonsense...we are talking rock star boobies at the moment. Don't be a that guy, dude.

That is why ah did it!

I'm excusing my inappropriate self, S L A M!!!!!!!!!

Oh heck it's fine.


Next year, they can really be something

Hillis is just a plain old good football player and so is Cribbs;and both are really good guys.

The close ,end of the game losses don't linger...they keep playing.I think their opponents won/lost this year may make theirs the toughest sched in the league to date,

Oh my God!!










thud

Anyways..am dead tard.



See you A#1 fellers tomorrow.

The day of my final death.

So Jodie Stevens had a Real Doll made in her image so that when her husband is out on the road he can take it and fuc1< it by maikin' pretend it's her instead of getting crabs and lice and whatevah else from groupies.... But! she cannot get the carton opened cuz it involves a drill with a screwdriver thingy on the end so she calls her friend over then her boo-bees FALL OUT!!! then her husband comes home and give her a big 'ole smoochie-poo for being ssssooo thoughtful.


I :{>::{>: TV


Hollywood Rules

Not a chance. You gotta find a way to work through this mess. Ah cain't duh it on mah own.... I NEEDS ya!!!



Youssee what I'm dealin' with???!! DuhGulfer comin over here? With his whatnot sillyness? this thread must be guarded..... If Ur gunna start a victory thread, you BEST stand your post man!!!

Your application for death has OFFICIALLY been denied.



I went OUT OF MY WAY to watch you die in LOSTY WAGES in Febuary.

Do NOT deny me the honor.

It's too late,Rudy.

I already took my fish oil...I mean poison pill.




So much for "Victory."

R.I.P. Morty


is Rubix staying around or do we have to R.I.P. him too?


I almost forgot here are our plans for your final tribute


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw

I hate that,as you know.



Well I hope someone keeps it going.

The Good Lod knows you all need it.

!









The 8th at MountAnEar...number 6.Is 7:5.


"No Advantage."



The hawsey will never make it.

Gooey and others can read backwards.




My final death will be celebrated in that way.

Hey Gopher---nice game.





The score brought back an itty bitty memory of the Illinois/Michigan travesty.

Looks as though a certain metal fastener has the hots for Printheth Chlorine.




Let's watch.

Should be dumb---I mean fun.

Hey Arizona Davey-Poo.





Blow me.

Whey did Deady Eddy go out of his way with his very first post to disparrage me?



Did I CA him that bad?

A Stevie Groupie I'm quite shore.